"Oh my God you are ruining my life I haven't even showered today!" Wayne wailed when he managed to grab Rene's phone from her. He held it high above his head, out of her reach while he read the text from Lule, and hopped out of the way to avoid her smacks. He balanced on the back of the sofa and put Rene's phone on top of the ceiling fan before flipping off of the couch and running to do whatever it is that Waynes do when they are stressed.
Luley, my mother is a lying liar who lies. Though you coming over is always a pleasure, I wish you and Mother didn't conspire against me. ]:<Which was apparently to text your girlfriend while getting ready to see her. He switched out of his pajama pants and tee shirt into a pair of slacks, a nicer tee shirt, a long coat and scarf. Wayne popped into the kitchen and heated up some water for his travel cups, rummaging in the kitchen for marshmallows.
Meanwhile, Rene had gotten her phone down from the ceiling fan and after assuring it still worked, sent out a picture message to both Lule and Wayne of:
"MOTHER." Wayne yelped, splashing a bit of water onto himself as he mixed two mugs of hot chocolate and marshmallows. He grumbled and tucked his face into his scarf, grabbing the cups and waiting
outside for Lule, thankyouverymuchmother.