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 Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:40 pm
((WE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER TAG TEAM MATCH HOLLA HOLLA))
The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and it is for, THE WWFG TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introducing first...
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:36 am
((TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA!)) The crowd goes wild with cheers as 'Bout the city by Reps hits the arena and out come the new WWFG World Tag Team Champions, Team Insane. Cartwright wears his title proudly around his waist and high-fives the fans on his way to the ring while Jacob Figgins carries his title over his right shoulder and throws oranges into the crowd.
Ring Announcer: "Introducing first, from the WWFG Psychiatric Rehabilitation Centre, they are your WWFG World Tag Team Champions......TEEEEEEEEEEAM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"
Team Insane enter the ring together and raise the title high into the air to another huge ovation.
Announcer: "Listen to these fans! Everyone loves Team Insane!"
Announcer: "The odds were against them at the PPV but they did it, defeating three other teams to become WWFG's number one tag team. Well deserved I reckon, these two have been on fire since they united."
Announcer: "Let's see if their very first title defence is a succesful one! They are up against a very tough team who had the numbers advantage on them through-out the match thanks to their stable mates interference. Will we see them again tonight?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:26 pm
 Listen up!
The future is bulletproof
The aftermath is secondary!
It’s time to do it now and do it loud.
Killjoys, Make some noise!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, naNa Na Na by My Chemical Romance began blaring over the speakers as Boxer and Andrew stepped out from behind the stage wearing plastic wwe tag team championship belts they bought at Toys R Us. The two held up the titles and yelled at each other. "I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!"  Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don’t need it
But I’ll sell what you got, take the cash and I’ll keep it
Eight Legs to the wall, hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl and we crawl and we crawl
You be my detonator
Love, gimme love, gimme love I don’t need it
But I take what I want from your heart and I’ll keep it
In a bag, in a box, put an X on the Floor
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more
Shut up and sing it with meThe two "champions" walked down the ramp together, still pretending to argue for a bit before tossing the championships into the audience. Chaos Unleashed continued down the ramp. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(From mall security)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(To every enemy)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(We’re on your property)
Standing in V FormationBoxer hopped up onto the apron as the crowd showered him with a mix of both boos and cheers. Boxer turned around and stuck up his middle finger waving it across the crowd before pointing it and yelling something inaudible into the camera again. He didn't care if he was loved or cheered and neither did Andrew, who hopped up across from Boxer and did a taunt of his own to the audience. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Let’s blow an artery)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Get plastic surgery)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Keep your apology)
Give us more detonation!
More, gimme more, gimme moreThe music began to fade out as Boxer stood in the ring ready for action. he threw his jacket outside the ring and flipped off Team Insane.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:27 pm
How rude! Cartwright has to hold Figgy back as he goes into a rage at being flipped-off by Boxer.
Cartwright: "This cretin surely was not brought-up by fit and proper parents. Where are his manners? He's so immature. How childish. Team Insane will never lower ourselves to such crude behaviour as our opponents tonight, right Figgy?"
Figgy: "No promises."
Figgy calmly returns the favour to Boxer, making Cartwright angry.
Cartwright: "NO! BAD FIGGY! FOR THAT, I'M STARTING THE MATCH!"
Figgy sulks as he grabs the tag rope and Cartwright approaches Boxer.
Cartwright: "YOU'RE NOT THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:35 am
Boxer would offer Cartwright a handshake. If he accepted, Boxer would try to slap him with his other hand.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:42 am
What's this? A handshake?! Maybe this cretin took Cartwright's words to heart and has decided to turn over a new leaf! Cartwright goes to accept the handshake but gets a swift slap to the face by the dirty bugger! An enraged Cartwright goes to lay into Boxer with a series of rights to the face!
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:17 pm
Boxer smirked at Cartwright after slapping the new champs but he was quickly taken down by a series of rights to the face. He scurried into his corner and tagged Andrew on the leg. He stood up glaring at Cartwright and stepped out of the ring.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:35 pm
Andrew cracked his neck, stepping into the ring and offering a lockup.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:10 am
Cartwright motions towards Boxer that he is a chicken as Andrew enters the ring. Figgy applauds Cartwright from the apron, looking proud. Cartwright accepts the lock-up with Andrew and tries to place him in a headlock!
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:12 pm
Andrew knew his locks. He pried open Cartwright's arm, pushing him forward and trying to pull him back as in a shortarm irish whip and twist under his arm for a wrist lock.
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:19 am
Andrew impresses Cartwright with his technical skills, slipping-out of Cartwright's headlock, switching around and twisting his arm behind him with the wrist lock! Cartwright tries to use his free hand to escape the lock with a snapmare!
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:34 pm
it seemed this was going to get interesting, technical wrestler versus technical wrestler. The Professor of Pain followed through the English Gentleman's snapmare with an arm drag as he held onto the arm.
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:30 pm
Andrew remains a step ahead of Cartwright as he drags him back to his corner! Cartwright nods at Andrew and claps him Figgy whispers something into Cartwright's ear. Cartwright gets back to his feet and if Andrew accepts the lock-up, he would attempt a headlock take down and keep it locked-in.
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:36 pm
Andrew smirked, and right when he began to seem like going for a lockup he brought his foot up for a quick kick to Cartwright's gut, a dirty ploy indeed!
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:56 pm
Cartwright doubles-over from the gut shot! Andrews plan had worked! Technical skills my arse! The crowd boos as Figgy throws his hands-up into the air at what he just saw.
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