ULTRAVIOLET:BLADE 4
VIOLET: MY NAME IS VIOLET AND I COME FROM A WORLD BLAHBLAHBLAHBACKSTORY
EVIL BALLS: CRASH X4
SCIENTISTS: CRAPASAURUS WE SUBMIT TO YOUR CHOREOGRAPHED ACTION BLADES
DETECTIVE THAT GETS SHOT IN THE FACE: WOW WE KILLED THEM OOPS I GOT RED ON ME
DETECTIVE THAT SHOOTS OTHER DETECTIVE IN THE FACE: LOL HEADSHOT
EVIL GUY WITH THING IN NOSE: UMMM K SO LIKE PICK UP THIS POWERBOOK THAT KILLS VAMPIRES
VIOLET: TODAY'S STEALTH ACTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY TECHNICOLOR
10,000 DEAD GUARDS: WHY ARE WE WEARING BODY ARMOR MADE OUT OF GLASS OHWELL *dies*
VIOLET: /GRAVITY
10,000 MORE DEAD GUARDS: HAX OHWELL *dies*
VIOLET: OK TIME TO OPEN THE POWERBOOK OHCRAP IT'S A PLOTBABY
PLOTBABIE: HI
ITALIAN VAMPIRE JESUS: TIME TO DIE PLOTBABIE
VIOLET: UNEXPECTED MATERNAL URGE!!!
ROOFTOP ASIANS: HUNG SI GUA LO SHI PAO (WE ARE THE ONLY MINORITIES IN THE FILM)
VIOLET: CHING CHONG WING WONG (I'M GONNA DO A DANCE)
ROOFTOP ASIANS: PUNG KWUNG GAR FUNG LUNG (WOW YOUR DANCE IS SO GREAT THAT WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOOT EACH OTHER)
GUY WITH COOL SHADES: HAY VIOLET THE PLOT BABIE DIES IN 8 HOURS
VIOLET: OH NO I HAVE LITTLE RECOURSE BUT TO GO TO THE PLAYGROUND
PLOTBABIE: WHEEEEEEEE *dies*
VIOLET: WHAAAAAAH *dies*
*guy with cool shades uses phoenix down*
VIOLET: REVIVE'D
EVIL GUY WITH THING IN NOSE: BRING IT
VIOLET: *brings it*
*evil guy with thing in nose casts lv.4 j**z*
*violet casts lv. 5 Menstruate*
VIOLET: MY NAME IS VIOLET AND I COME FROM A WORLD BLAHBLAHBLAHBACKSTORY
EVIL BALLS: CRASH X4
SCIENTISTS: CRAPASAURUS WE SUBMIT TO YOUR CHOREOGRAPHED ACTION BLADES
DETECTIVE THAT GETS SHOT IN THE FACE: WOW WE KILLED THEM OOPS I GOT RED ON ME
DETECTIVE THAT SHOOTS OTHER DETECTIVE IN THE FACE: LOL HEADSHOT
EVIL GUY WITH THING IN NOSE: UMMM K SO LIKE PICK UP THIS POWERBOOK THAT KILLS VAMPIRES
VIOLET: TODAY'S STEALTH ACTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY TECHNICOLOR
10,000 DEAD GUARDS: WHY ARE WE WEARING BODY ARMOR MADE OUT OF GLASS OHWELL *dies*
VIOLET: /GRAVITY
10,000 MORE DEAD GUARDS: HAX OHWELL *dies*
VIOLET: OK TIME TO OPEN THE POWERBOOK OHCRAP IT'S A PLOTBABY
PLOTBABIE: HI
ITALIAN VAMPIRE JESUS: TIME TO DIE PLOTBABIE
VIOLET: UNEXPECTED MATERNAL URGE!!!
ROOFTOP ASIANS: HUNG SI GUA LO SHI PAO (WE ARE THE ONLY MINORITIES IN THE FILM)
VIOLET: CHING CHONG WING WONG (I'M GONNA DO A DANCE)
ROOFTOP ASIANS: PUNG KWUNG GAR FUNG LUNG (WOW YOUR DANCE IS SO GREAT THAT WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOOT EACH OTHER)
GUY WITH COOL SHADES: HAY VIOLET THE PLOT BABIE DIES IN 8 HOURS
VIOLET: OH NO I HAVE LITTLE RECOURSE BUT TO GO TO THE PLAYGROUND
PLOTBABIE: WHEEEEEEEE *dies*
VIOLET: WHAAAAAAH *dies*
*guy with cool shades uses phoenix down*
VIOLET: REVIVE'D
EVIL GUY WITH THING IN NOSE: BRING IT
VIOLET: *brings it*
*evil guy with thing in nose casts lv.4 j**z*
*violet casts lv. 5 Menstruate*
((I'm gonna go ahead and actually use a repartee from the film. Bear in mind that this is, word for word, EXACTLY what was said.))
EVIL GUY WITH THING IN NOSE: IT IS ON
VIOLET: YES IT IS
VIOLET: YES IT IS
((Incredible.))
EVIL GUY WITH THING IN NOSE: HAHA I AM ACTUALLY A VAMPIRE NOW FOR FIGHTS IN THE DARKNESS WITH BLADES OF FLAME
VIOLET: I WIN, SOMEHOW
PLOT BABY: P.S. I AM ALIVE P.S.S. I AM A VAMPIRE P.S.S.S. I KNOW THE CURE FOR VAMPIRES P.S.S.S.S. ACTUALLY ARE WE EVEN VAMPIRES AT ALL I MEAN COME ON WE HAVE THE TEETH BUT IT'S LIKE FREAKING DAY OUTSIDE ALL THE TIME AND WE ARE NOT EVEN DRINKING BLOOD GOD DAMN WTF
END!
VIOLET: I WIN, SOMEHOW
PLOT BABY: P.S. I AM ALIVE P.S.S. I AM A VAMPIRE P.S.S.S. I KNOW THE CURE FOR VAMPIRES P.S.S.S.S. ACTUALLY ARE WE EVEN VAMPIRES AT ALL I MEAN COME ON WE HAVE THE TEETH BUT IT'S LIKE FREAKING DAY OUTSIDE ALL THE TIME AND WE ARE NOT EVEN DRINKING BLOOD GOD DAMN WTF
END!
