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A chill began to fill the air as the beginnings of the Shining Finger Theme from G Gundam began to fill the arena. Just as the trumpets had entered in the fray, both Willy White and Tyler Murphy came from behind the curtain, both wielding microphones. About three people from LWL recognized the, and cheered for them as they emerged. The pair acknowledged them with a wink and point, but then turned their attention to Dienko. The Cyclone Joker began, "Hello, young Dienko Hiako. You probably have no idea who I am, or who this guy to my right is, but we want to welcome you to the world of pro wrestling. It's a magical place, a place me and this jerk have been in for not too terribly longer than you. In fact, this here, is our debut in the WWF:G, much like you."

Tyler then brought his mic to his lips, "And it is most unfortunate for you, young Dienko, that you face, the newest, the hottest, the coolest-"

"We aren't cool, Tyler; that's our gimmick, remember?"

Tyler nodded, "The nerdiest, Tag Team in the WOOOORLD! The Double Dragons!"

"So, you see, Dienko, you are in for the toughest test of your life. Not because this is your first match on the big stage. Not because this is your first match, to my knowledge. It is because you are dealing the best tag team you have ever seen in your life. You can charge into that ring wanting to be whatever you want: Undisputed Champion, Grilling Champion, Open the bring back the CWL Tag Team Championships Champion, whatever. But when you walk into the ring with Willy White and Tyler Murphy..."

Tyler let a rush of air emerge from his lips, "Brother. you've got more important things to worry about. Years, decades, of practice went in to what you see before you. Two of the most lethal technicians together, working as one, against two guys who went over strategy at catering. I mean, say what you want, me and this guy have been beating up each other longer than you've had the idea of getting into wrestling. Nights of practice, tired eyes, weary thumbs, broken spirits-"

Willy slowly caught on to what Tyler meant by practice, "Dude, WrestleMania 2000 barely counts as practice. We've been wrestling maybe three weeks."

"Three weeks more than this guy! Either way, you are going down, you and... um. Oh, thistle dew..."

"Oh.. you have a tag partner in this... right... Um. So," Willy turned to Tyler who then turned to him, "Good practice on the promo."

"Yeah, I think you were a little melodramatic, I mean does what you talked about really make sense in the grand scheme of things?"

The pair continued giving notes to each other, off their microphones, as they "waited" for Calypso to appear.

The duo split apart as Calypso passed by them. They both had a shocked look on their face as they turned to the ring and then to each other. They shared their surprise with one another, that is until Willy called back to the sound guy to play some sort of music. The sound guy fumbled and ended up with well...

"We are what we're supposed to be.
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme

"Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua began playing, which is neither Willy or Tyler's theme, but the pair didn't want to waste anymore time and began their decent to the ring. "And their opponents, at a combined weight of 475 lbs. Tyler Murphy and Willy White, The Double Dragons!" The pair reached the apron and while Tyler slid into the ring, Willy opted to ascend the stairs and enter through the ropes. With the pair now in the ring, the bell rang and Tyler turned his attention to Dienko, feeling less intimidated by him. He even cheekily turned back to Willy as he went to his opponent. He then attempted to start off the match with a Superkick to the rookie's face.

This left Willy with the enigmatic Calypso. He wasn't too happy about that, but walked up to him, asking, as politely as a wrestler can, to enter into a collar and elbow tie up. If this was successful, he would then transition into a Hammerlock.

Tyler found himself in the air, tucked into a full nelson and then quickly slammed to the mat. After the maneuver, Tyler rolled backward away from Dienko, and back to his feet. He rolled his shoulders back, and walked up to Dienko once more, only to attempt a swift knee to the gut.

Tyler backed off, after he bent over from the shot, but he retaliated by swinging a left hook toward Dienko's head. "Taste it!"

Tyler took the Dropkick which propelled Tyler to the ropes, opposite of Dienko. He rebounded, wound his fist, but fell to the ground just in front of him Dienko in a classic example of a Flair flop.

Oh, it is far too early to be bringing out signatures. The thought came to Tyler as soon as the grip came around his head. As Tyler was being brought back up to his feet, he quickly grabbed Dienko's neck and leg for a small package roll up.

Tyler was back on his feet for Dienko to start with his talk of revenge, and enticed him to hit him with a cute curl of the fingers. He, however, performed a split as his opponent's arm flew above his head. As a result of his dodge, Tyler crumpled to the ground holding his crotch.