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 Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:32 pm
* ~ A Silly, Fun, Sai and Suzu Guildmas! ~ *
(Sai and Suzu's Happy, Fun, Romantic Christmas Story) "It is tradition all around the world, for various reasons, that we celebrate various things upon the advent of Christmas. Many celebrate their family, others celebrate togetherness with the person that they love most, but no matter the reason behind the feeling, there is a warmth and closeness that shuts out the cold of the season on Christmas Eve and Day. It is a day for love, a day for giving, or so the stories go..."
"It's a season for snow and presents! And fun! And...and...snowmen and snow-angels! And Santa Claus and cookies! Isn't Christmas fun, Sai?!"
"I can't say I know well, Suzume...this would be my first with companions in some time."
"B-b-but...you mean you've never had a Christmas tree? Or told Christmas stories by the fire?! Saaaai! You've got to tell Christmas stories by the fire!"
"...Very well. Let's tell a story for everyone. If it pleases you..."
"A story for everyone!"
"...However, I don't know any Christmas stories. Therefore, I'll ask for the rest of you to assist me in the telling..." Quote: Sai and Suzu's Happy, Fun, Romantic Christmas Tale Rules1. You may contribute to the story no more than 5 times unless otherwise approved. 2. You may contribute no more than 5-8 sentences in any one contribution. 3. You may make your contributions at any time, but never back-to-back. 4. Your contributions may be anything you wish, but cannot contradict what was written in the previous contributions. 5. Your contributions must include characters/locations/ideas of some sort that pertain to this Guild. 6. As this is a Christmas story, the setting is Christmas-time. While most details will be highly malleable, please maintain this basic premise. 7. Please try to copy the format/style of my original contribution for your own. 8. More details may be added later.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:47 pm
 Speaker - Sai Sakurazaka * ~ "Sai and Suzu's Happy, Fun, Romantic Christmas Story" ~ *
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Imperial Palace...not a creature was stirring, save the Shogun and a strange chalice.
"Who knew that the spirit of Christmas was here...in the Palace, of all places...Christmas will be interesting this year."
And with a twitch of his lips and a sip from the cup, the Shogun's heart awakened, growing...up and up!
His eyes then did sparkle, his smile surely grew. And up from his chair, through the hallways he flew...shouting...
"Awake! Awake! All ye servants of Mori! Filled with Christmas Spirit, I must seek out Minori!"
And his guard all did rustle, and eventually wake...but their master was gone, a journey to undertake.
He flew from the building and out in the streets, still clad in naught but his robe and his briefs.
"I must find her, I say! All the city must hear it! ...For inside me has awakened the Yule-tide spirit!"
(Next writer picks up where I left off!)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:42 pm
 Speaker: Mataki Hito Mori skipped through the streets, as many looked on with wonder, but were just as quickly taken out, shot, or torn asunder. His guards did their job, his reputation unmarred, "Christmas is here!", came a shout, as he reached Minori's yard. "I've found it at last, behind a gate I thought shut!"Mori shouted with joy, pulling forth a present Minori nearly rejected, but was silenced with a 'tut'. "My heart, my joy, I've found it at last!
Lets get married Minori!", "This is all happening WAY too fast!""NO!" Came a shout, and two doors were shut tight, as Minori threw herself against them, dispelling the light. "The Mori I know, does not know compassion or zeal! That door must remain shut, Motonari doesn't feel!"At once he felt the Christmas spirit dismissed, and knew to add Christmas to the 'Forbidden' List. "What have I done? Nearly losing myself!
I'll stop all this holiday joy, by destroying CHRISTMAS itself!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:56 pm
 Speaker: Eido Aeroda
And then he went and skulked about. Tree by tree, Wreath by Wreath, he tore down every Symbol of Christmas......
He even took time to stomp a mistletoe, underneath.
And yet as he went on a rampage, and moved all about.
His heart was filled, with nothin but Doubt."Will this do anything? Being such a Grinch." He spoke. "I Can't help but feel like i'm being a little..""Mori!" a voice called, from the shadows so dark. "I've come to tell you of your Plan. More importantly, where to start!"
Was there truly a way? Something he had not perceived? Was the destruction of Christmas...Something someone already Conceived?
Either way, he turned about...and From the Shadows, the figure Came out!
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Hopeful Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:29 pm
Speaker: Geirin Kuzunoha
Out came Kai, reindeer skull in hand,
and it was instantly clear he'd thought of a plan.
"I've plotted our course, so take it to heart!
It should be easy to do, for someone so smart!"
"To crush Christmas, we must target the source!
If you choose to slay Santa, I'll gladly endorse!"
Kai pointed towards the roof of Junes, and there just setting down,
was the King of Christmas, that foolish Santa clown.
"He goes now to the Electronic Department,
to cater to children, in that stupid red garment!
If we strike now, we'll be rid of this stupid holiday!
And then the Twenty-Fifth will be just another other day!
Though normally invulnerable, I've discovered his weakness!
Behold, the only way to slay his royal meekness!"
Kai drew back a curtain, and there for Mori to see,
was the weapon to destroy Christmas, you may call it the key!
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:26 pm
 Speaker: Akito Bartic The villains stood there as the curtain did fall,
for infront of them was the most fiendish weapon of all.
There the machine stood in all it's scientific slendor,
except Kai made it so much simpler.
No hundreds of buttons and dozens of knobs,
only one switch to make it an easy job.
"Now as I explained I have discovered the truth behind his holiday-like power,
but with this machine this will be Christmas's final hour!
The secret behind his might is truly quite simple for it is the color red!
With a flip of this switch he will have his red suit drained dry,
those rosey red cheeks will be gray and hang with dread."
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:06 pm
 Speaker - Amagai Genji * ~ "Sai and Suzu's Happy, Fun, Romantic Christmas Story" ~ *
A switch to kill Santa, oh Mori did smirk...
...the thought of no Christmas catnip to the jerk.
He cackled and waved with a hand, like a twitch...
Extending his fingers to reach for the switch...
"Now Santa will die to a wound none can mend...
The Crows and the Mori conspire to end
this farce of a holiday, it tickles my black heart...
to tear up the spirits of children, apart."
He reached for the lever, and Kai watched with great joy...
...for the hopes now to die for both girl, and boy...
...When over the hills came a shout like a ray
of the sun breaking darkness, it sounded like..."BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!"
Then up on the rooftop, there arose such a clatter...
...both Mori and Kai turned to see what was the matter.
And upon that tall roof stood not the old man with his beard...
...but t'was Zeo Kirijo! The Hero appeared!
"I switched out your bomb for this taco, you fools!
Stopping Christmas doesn't make you awesome...it makes you both tools!
Now the real Santa rides on the eve of his birth...
...bringing toys to children...and adult toys to my girls!"
(Next writer picks up where I left off!)
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:50 pm
Speaker: Al Azif
For a Christmas this wild, there's one thing to say,
"The heck is this stuff!? You spent all your pay!?"
To which there's no answer that men want give
At a time such as this, they all want to live!
No matter the darkness, the evil that creeps
Up to you with a smile, despite all your weeps
Christmas is too strong to be foiled so well
And those who try will be sent straight to He-! *Cough*
Let justice be served to the King and his Bird
The true meaning of Christmas is here in my word!
It's not about presents or shiny new toys
It's dates for the good little girls and their boys!
Be off now, you beach bums, we don't need you here
If you want to cause trouble, go wait for a year!
Or twenty or thirty or even far more
Japan won't miss such a filthy old w-! *Cough* Weirdo?
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:28 pm
Speaker: Sano Gallen Mori saw his plans crumble before his very eyes
for he did not see Zeo's annoying surprise.
But being the schemer he was the man thought of part two
a plan to get rid of Zeo, "Oh yes, that's what I'll do!"
There was still time to ruin this wretched holiday
so Mori dialed a number and around the corner came a voluptuous babe.
Zeo eyes locked on target, he couldn't believe the sight,
this must've been a true Christmas delight!
The blue android dove off the building with cheer
screaming promises of love and to our villains a small phrase of jeer.
But twas not meant to be for the schemer had this all planned
and Zeo was going to get worse punishment than being banned!
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:07 am
Speaker: Yosuke
As Mori strolled down the road, a mushroom cloud did appear,
"Look Ma, I'm the weather!" shouted Zeo's parts, with a cheer.
A new plan he had hatched, to destroy Christmas vigor,
and he knew that Minori would be the trigger.
"I'll make her meet the bumbling gift giver,
with tales of poor children to whom he must deliver!
A girl so sweet, he can't possibly refuse!
But he won't know that their meeting's a ruse..."
The sly thinker had set his mind to a plan,
now he just had to act on his devious hand.
First he would recruit the most evil of all,
a man who would be just as happy to see Santa fall.
So Mori quickly searched, and soon found the next piece of our story,
but didn't expect to find what he did, when he did find Naniyori.
"Hohoho, MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Came a shout from the sky,
Mori blinked twice, but it wasn't because his eyes had gone dry.
For what to his wondering eyes should appear?
But old Saint Naniyori, and eight flying reindeer.
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:21 pm
 Speaker - Abdiel * ~ "Sai and Suzu's Happy, Fun, Romantic Christmas Story" ~ *
"Listen well, one and all, for Saint Naniyori appears!
Bringing joy to the masses just one day a year!
Though I torment and kill you on all other days,
to repent for my evil and alter my ways
On the night of Christmas, I deliver a sack
filled with goodies and presents in return for a snack!
So leave me some cookies, some milk, and some booze
then lay down your kiddies for a Christmas Eve snooze!
I'll come through your chimney, and down to your trees
with presents so awesome you'll fall to your knees
and thank Heavens ole' Nani came into your home
without tearing it down like the ending of Rome!
And when you awake, I'll be gone with a flash
with a wink of my eye and a flourish of sash
away I'll be whisked by my reindeer of eight
wiping out all despair and making Christmas great!"
So he landed atop the first roof with a crash,
tiles shattering violently as his sleigh hit with a smash!
He leaped from the sleigh with his sack now in tow
and destroyed the small chimney, hopping into the house below.
...And below on the street, Mori watched with a stare...
mouth hanging agape as Nani crept through the air.
"That man as Santa, I couldn't dream of a better plan...
...no one will wreck Christmas faster than that man."
And inside the house bloodcurdling screams did emerge...
...as Nani's gift of a thousand limbs gave the family a surge.
And to the rooftop and sky Saint Naniyori did flit...
...Because really, Naniyori as Santa? I call bullsh*t.
(Next writer picks up where I left off!)
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