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 Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:39 pm
Plage and V's Journal This is an account of the experiences of one (1) Kevin "V" Cleveland, and his nautiloid cephalapod companion, Plage.
Please do not post without express permission, and enjoy the show.1- Intro 2- Developments 3- About Plage 4- About V 5- People that are Not Plage or V 6- Inventory 7- Photos 8- About the Species 9- What They Became 10- Encounters 11- Ramblings 12- Fun Things You Can Say in Latin 13- The Author and Her Ramblings 14- Credits and Links
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:10 pm
Developments, Recent and Old
March 11, 2006- Much to V's horror, the egg cluster becomes a miniature tentacle monster.
March 6, 2006- V finds some eggs, and tries to convince himself that they are os the sea turtle variety..
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:12 pm
About Plage
A yet-to-be-named cluster of Cambrian (well, actually early Ordivician) cephalapod eggs.
V is currently clinging to the futile hope that there's sea turtles inside. Ha, ha.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:29 pm
About V Full Name: Kevin Alvin Cleveland
Alias: V
Age: 32
Height: Tallish
Weight: Lean
Hair: Strawberry blonde, Greek-curls
Skin: Caucasian- tanned
Eyes: Typical romantic ocean blue
Other: Prosthetic left forearm and hand
Likes: Chocolate, wheat crackers, jogging, swimming, biking, vintage video games, the beach, turtles
Dislikes: Tight-assed people, strict schedules, paparazzi, things with tentacles
Marital status: Single
Bio: V was lucky enough to be born to cool parents- they were both gamers at heart, and part of his inheritance upon their death was a Super Nintendo and nearly 30 games for it. His life as a child is more or less typical as children go- he got the nickname V (for obvious reasons- just look at his name) when he was very young, and it either stuck or people kept designating him as such.
When environmentalism became large in the United States, so did fitness and athleticism- triathlons soon became a huge spectator sport, much like car racing used to be. V jogged, biked, and swam into the scene right when it became huge, and became an instant success- earning trophies and medals and money and whatnot.
About the time V was 25, his left hand and forearm were bitten off by a shark during one of the triathlons. It was an ordeal he obviously survived, but a prosthetic attachment was needed to completely restore him. He continued to race and place in the top three for some years, but decided to stop "racing for fame" when he turned 30. Quote: "I'm in my prime, yeah? So it's time for me to find more things to enjoy."
V remains a celebrity today, though he's often referred to as "the monk media figure" because of his small living establishment that although is made to house two or three people, is still pretty small for famous-person standards.
As an off note, V tends to tack things like "yeah?" and "y'know?" at the end of his sentences. But a lot of people find that as part of his charm.
Also, for unknown reasons, it seems that he is much more receptive to the aphrodisiac-releasing elements in chocolate than even the typical woman. So much that it's practically a drug.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:28 am
Other family, friends, acquaintances, enemies, et cetera.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:29 am
Possessions of V and Plage.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:32 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:33 am
My (limited) knowledge of nautiloid cephalapods.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:35 am
What these wondrous creatures became, both sentient and wild.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:37 am
RP openings, links, et cetera.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:39 am
Random thoughts from V and Plage
V: At least nobody knows about it, yeah?
...What?
s**t.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:41 am
Fun things you can say in Latin.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:43 am
The Author and Her Ramblings
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:44 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:48 am
A news broadcast "...in news closer to home, a local charity event for the homeless is in full swing and already bringing in much-needed funds. The events include eating contests, many games reminiscient of a carnival, and even a mini-trathlon course arranged by a major sponsor, the famed trathlete V. Cleveland. We now go live to the event with Janet Thompson. Janet?" The screen transitions to the charity event, with the camera focusing on a busty, bespectacled brunette standing next to a tallish, strawberry-blonde man."I am live at the event with Mr. Kevin Cleveland. Mr. Cleveland, what do you think of the event so far?" "I think it's going pretty well, yeah? It'll feed a lot of people. A few protestors came up saying that the homeless don't deserve this, but everyone has their opinion, y'know?" V says with a twinkling grin."Are there measures taken to ensure the safety of the participants against the protestors?" "Well, yeah, but the protestors are harmless. It's a free country and they're free to their opinions, y'know?" Janet decides to take this statement and make it into a subject that would be more interesting for the viewers at home. "While we're on the subject of opinions and protestors, would you mind telling us your opinion on the radical group known as Pikaia's Children?" "Pikaia's Children, huh?" V scratches the side of his neck in thought. "They do take pretty radical measures sometimes, yeah? But sometimes that's the only way to get their opinion across. And it's an opinion I agree with sometimes, yeah? I mean, we're already worried about our own world, and maybe the alien-things should try to take care of themselves, y'know?" "...And you heard it live, only on Channel 7 News. This is Janet Thompson, bringing the news to you. Back to you, Tom..."
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