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Showers were awesome. Most people could attest to this fact, and Jason was no different. The hot water did wonders to sooth his aches and pains, and his mind could relax and think about something else for a change.

However, showering at Deus ex was not so relaxing. For one he was forced to shower among the other male hunters, which was always full of awkward since he did not want others to see his privates, nor did he want others to make comments about said privates. Did this happen? Thank jesus it had not happened to him. But the threat was always there. Or maybe he was paranoid, but he didn't care.

And, when you just happened to have a fallen angel ally who sole purpose in life was to make your life as miserable as possible...

Came the sing song voice which had the moon trainee inwardly crying as he took his towel, soap bar and a spare change of clothes towards the shower room (because sharing the soap was no. All the nopes)

'Zanth, I am NOT LOOKING AT OTHER MEN!' He shouted angrily in his mind, but his weapon was having none of it.



"does that even rhyme?" he mumbled to himself, about to make a turn into the mens showers when he bumped into a wall by accident, the bar of soap slipping from his pile of items and towards the floor.

He bent down to pick it up...



In hindsight, he should have realized something was up. But he did not, the note of panic in Zanthvos's voice enough to terrify him and set him running.



He rushed into the right side of the showers, his long legs taking him to one of the cubicles and shutting the door within a matter of seconds.

"WHAT GOING ON?!?!"

<....>

"Zanth?"

<....you should never bend down to pick up the soap>

Jason swore under his breath and undressed himself as he turned on the shower-head, intent on ignoring everyone and everything for the duration of his shower.

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"Yes, it is fine weather today..." Jason said absent mildly to the feminine voice next to his stall. He had not realized his horrendous error, not until he opened his stall door. Since he had dropped his soap, he needed to get some from one of the vacant cubicles.

Only when he was outside, did he realize just who the voice belonged to. Slowly, oh so very slowly did he turn towards the other cubicle, a look of pure horror just beginging to dawn over his face.

"....S-s-solia?!"

There was the sound of smothered giggles in his head, as if the occupant in there knew exactly what he had done. And his glee was only increased with the knowledge that Jason still hadn't thought to grab his towel.

Oh god no don't come out don't come o-

And low behold, Jason got to see his first pair of breast, ever. Although he was far from being happy considering he had went into the girls showers, and now he had exposed himself to a young lady. He felt lower then dirt at this moment.



Oh god, he probably had. With a yelp, the moon trainee jumped into his shower head, his mouth already running off a series of garbled apoligises and excuses, not to mention if she was alright.



For the next few minutes, all Jason coudl do was apologize and ask if she was alright, followed by repeating over and over just how much of a horrible person he was.

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"Y-yes...I h-a-a-ave a towel...." The moon trainee stuttered, staring holes into the wall behind him as he let the water fall onto his back and calm his mind into a semblance of order. It did nothing for the blush that had tinged his cheeks though. At least she sounded okay. Maybe.

"D-did you need one? I haven't used it yet. It's clean..." He was happy to just hide in the stall all day if he had too. Although it would be real bad if anyone else walked in, he would be castrated on the spot.

He then heard Solia apologize in turn for her straying eyes, not to mention ask him if he was alright. She, was apologizing.

"I'm quite f-f-ine, you don't need to be s-s-sorry. I'm more concerned that I may have frightened you." He coughed, urging his voice to sound frigging normal for a change while his mind struggled for something to say. Perhaps he could lightened the mood?

"But...yes, I am male. This time at least."

Jason was feeling even more wretched at Solia's obvious discomfort. He wasn't sure as to how to help her (apart from wringing his weapons neck, although by doing that he'd just cut himself and have Zanth just accuse him of being emo so that wouldn't work), and the more he stood there the worse he felt. His head leaned against the wall, softly bumping it as if causing brain trauma to his head would somehow make everything better.

"If your life is a anime, mine is a bad sitcom" He replied, turning off the shower so he could dry himself off. Thankfully he did have his clothes with him, so when she asked him to be dressed, he was doing so.

Now if only he could make her feel better somehow...

"I take no offense from that, it was my fault in the first place for being so absent minded." He said, slipping a shirt over his head. Yeah, that sounded good. "I mean anyone would find it hard not to stare at a naked body. It's only natural.

...Wait a moment.

"Er! I mean!" Jason felt his face reach a even brighter shade. "Not that I was staring at you or anything! I, er, um, I wasn't trying to peak at your body because I'm not that kind of guy, and it is wrong to stare at a women when she is bathing especially when you're just barged into the womens showers completely naked..."

For the first time ever, Jason and Zanth had the same exact thought.

"Wow"

There were just no words for that. There was stumbling over your words, and then there was.....that

The moon trainee said nothing, until there a he held his mouth to suppress a fit of laughter. So much for being good natured, but he just...couldn't help himself

"I'm....so sorry...I swear to god I'm sorry...'chuckle'. But....that line...."

Jason stepped out of the shower (fully dressed of course), towel over his head as he fought down his laughter. "It's completely alright. Don't worry about it." He said for the fifth time. Although it appeared they would not be able to stop apologizing for a long, long time.

"Um, how about we go and go something? To distract ourselves." From thinking about each other's naked bodies.

By now Jason had managed to get a grip on his laughter, concern growing once more for Solia and her ever growing embarrassment. His guilt was still there of course, but it was tapered off with the slight amusement of the girls mix up with her words.

"Okay, I'll just wait outside the showers." He said, turning his back on her so he would not see any part of her when she got out, only to pause again when she stumbled over her words.

"..." Again, he had no idea how to respond. Besides laughing and/or blushing. He couldn't decide which. "I-i knew what you meant. About the things. To do. When you're dressed."



'not finish that sentence so I can pulverize you for making this situation ten times worse.'

Oh, wow, He felt like a a*****e. Standing outside the showers and waiting for Solia to come back, he was faced with a very quiet girl.

"Oh man..." He said sadly, eyes drawn to the floor in a guilty gesture. "I am so....Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?" His brain struggled to come up with something. "Buy you some desert?" Girls like cake, right? "Make you some desert?" He could make some! Maybe. He was learning all the basics from Ofelia, so he hoped he could make something akin to desert.

"What would make you feel better? I don't mind doing anything at all, just as long as you get to cheer up."