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 Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:59 pm
TiH Student Council "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" Queen of Hearts
HP: 75
Auto-Damage: 6 The sound of her voice alone makes your ears ring. You were probably better off staying with the card guards, but it's too late now. She's noticed you, and she wants your head. Your only chance is to take her down before she gets to you - just being near her is already taking a toll on your well being. If she gets to you, you'll lose your head. Battle Mechanics Please note: Your HP is reset once you reach here!To start a fight with the Queen, take this post and use it to start your own thread in this forum! You can do this alone, or you can fight her with friends - up to a max of 6 people! (At least three is recommended!) You can kill her as many times as you want, but you can ONLY claim your prize from the Queen ONCE! As long as you succeeded to hit her at least once, you can use the thread for your claim. Before you can claim anything, though, you'll have to defeat her! All standard regular and Fear attack rules apply. But we do have a few special bonuses that you can use - be warned, you still take AUTO DAMAGE whether you attack or you attempt to use these bonuses! You can only SUCCEED at each of these bonuses ONCE. They do not stack! Eat Me: Another one of those little tea cakes? They're just everywhere, aren't they? If you wish to try for this bonus, roll 1d6. If you get a 5 or 6, you grow to twice your size! Take half the auto damage each turn for the rest of the fight. Drink Me: You're not falling for this again. You throw the little bottle at the Queen, and she shrinks down to half her size. If you wish to try for this bonus, roll 1d6. If you get a 5 or a 6, the Queen shrinks to half her size. She takes double your damage anytime you hit, for the rest of the fight! (AFTER the modifier. Rolling a miss still means you miss.) The Card Guards: Maybe they can hurt her more than you do? Roll 1d10. Whatever number you roll is the card you throw at her. Do that amount of damage, without a modifier. Be warned, the Queen of Hearts hates papercuts - she will do 10 DAMAGE to you on this turn. You may only throw a card guard once!
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:04 pm
"THERE YOU ARE QUEEN OF HEARTS!"
That was the very loud and boastful cry of a horseman of conquest... who was currently wearing nothing but a sweater and underwear. He also had a bright yellow flame at his forehead and a little bit of a crazy look in his eyes. Or perhaps it was a look of sheer determination.
Off with his head? AS IF!
He would have HER head. And add it to his list of glories. This was how he was going to celebrate Spirit Week. For sure.
"I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" he proclaimed while gearing himself up, ready to get started with this battle that was bound to be of epic proportions.
HP: 40
Damage: n/a
Queen: 75
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:11 pm
Malodore started when it suddenly heard another voice, and an unfamiliar one at that - but said voice was shouting a bold battle cry at the villainous Queen, so it was entirely fine with not being alone.
... Wait. Was that a Horseman... with no pants?
... Slightly less fine. But still, it could deal with it.
"We shall defeat her," it said, loudly enough that the Horseman could hear it. "Be careful, she is a most tenacious foe..."
HP: 50
Damage: N/A
Queen's HP: 75/75
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:06 pm
Did someone ask for reinforcements?
No?
Good, because here they come anyways. Kettil was carrying Freya, and he was covered in bits of pudding thanks to his loving ghoulfriend. As he came to a stop he stared up at the Queen then stared at the other two for a long moment, and then looked at the ghoul in his arms, "We'll help them, yeah?"
He moved to carefully put her on her feet though he was careful to keep her supported with an arm draped around her until she felt settled.
"We're helping~!" Way to volunteer them, Ket.
HP: 40
DMG: NONE. CAUSE WE DIDN'T ATTACK YET.
Queen: 75
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:08 pm
Freya stared at the other two for a moment, before brushing some of the goop off of her body and summoning her axe. "Of COURSE we helps them! Four is always better than two. Besides, I gets teh feelings she is teh ones that makes bad rabbits." She waggled her eyebrows at Kettil, and then walked away, patting Malodore on the back and Tseng on the a** as she walked by. She stood up face to face with the queen, and put her hands on her hips.
"Yeh don't looks so tough teh me." She did, however, look very well dressed.
HP: 40
DMG: NONE. CAUSE WE DIDN'T ATTACK YET.
Queen: 75
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:11 pm
Suddenly, Tseng heard three voices behind him. Aha! There were three students willing to stand with him. He grinned before nodding to the beaked one. "Of course. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THY FOE!" he shouted before jumping as he was smacked on the rear by the winged girl. That fired him up, and instead of summoning his bow, he charged head on towards the queen. Perhaps he was more horselike than some may think. "OOOORARARARARA!" he cried out while punching furiously at the royal heart. There was a slight problem here. Namely that... he was pretty much only hitting dress. HP: 34 Damage:1 Queen:74
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Sosiqui rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 10
Total: 19 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:35 pm
Malodore winced as a flying smack knocked it to the side, but it hurriedly flicked its tailblade into its claws and slashed at the bit of darkness that had shoved it away. To its great surprise, its tailblade passed easily through the long coil of shadow, lopping it to the ground. The Queen shrieked angrily.
HP: 44
Damage: 13
Queen's HP: 61/75
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Pales rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:51 pm
"JACK DAMN RABBITS," Kettil said suddenly in response to Freya. That was all he honestly had. He just really disliked them now. A lot. A deep psychological dislike had now seeded itself in his mind. He stared at the queen before he just moved on up and gave her a swat.
Very impressive.
It was like watching a cartoon character b***h slap an angry bull. An angry bull that b***h slapped back.
HP: 34
DMG: 2
Queen: 59
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 7
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:51 pm
Freya just stood with her hands on her hips in front of the Queen while her friends started smacking at her. Malodore even seemed to do some real damage - that was impressive! She heard someone coming up behind them, and turned to see Amarus, waving her hand before turning back to the Queen.
"All rights then! If everyone could be so kind as teh tries not teh destroys her dress while they hits her.." Yeah, she was definitely thinking about filching that dress.
Freya came at the Queen, axe in hand, screaming like a true valkyrie. Her wings flared and she was in the air in seconds, coming down on the Queen with a chop to the neck that was destined to start the tree chop meant to cut her head off.
HP: 44
Damage: 10
Queens HP: 49
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Face your demons rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:54 pm
There was no mistaking Tseng's very distinct yelling. She had heard it in baking, and now she heard it here, but... wait, he was yelling that at the queen. This could not go well. As much as Tseng was, she considered him as such anyway, a rival, she really would prefer he continue to be her rival and not a piece of flattened flesh.
Amarus had never met Malodore, but she was certainly thrilled to see Kettil appear with Freya in his arms-- wait, Freya? She had missed a lot because the gorgeous blonde ghoul had not been with Kettil at prom and-- wow, that was kind of an adorable scene, really. Amarus took it in stride and refocused on, well, keeping Tseng from becoming mush.
"I have eaten a cake made of wax, lost most of my clothes due to abnormal shrinkage and melted off most of the rest in an acid creamer," Amarus began, as she slowly approached the queen, turning it into a run instead: "I think I am going to punch you, now! Stay away from my friends!"
Oh, and the ones she didn't know, she supposed. Honestly, it was a safe bet to assume that one should not announce to the Red Queen what attack one was about to use.
Because that went super awfully. She turned to Tseng, then to Kettil: "I am a terrible friend," she stated, with a pathetic sort of shrug.
[[OOC:
HP: 34/40
DMG: LOL.
Queen's HP: 49, no thanks to THIS pathetic post.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:04 pm
"AH! A MOST IMPRESSIVE STRIKE, NOBLE BEAKED ONE!" he complimented. The others went on their offensive, and Tseng soon realized there was one more member to their party! Ah! It was one of his rivals, Amarus!
"YES! LET US STRIKE TOGETHER! YOU ARE NOT A TERRIBLE FRIEND. BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!"
"EXTREME SPINNY KICK OF DEATH!" he shouted as he.. just did a spin kick.
HP: 28
Damage:3
Queen:46
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Sosiqui rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 9
Total: 17 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:21 pm
A coil of shadow nearly snapped Malodore off its feet; the plague doctor set its beak and flared its wings, sending a small fusillade of feathers outwards to smack into the Queen's shadowy form. They stuck with a series of quite delightful thunks.
HP: 38
Damage: 11
Queen's HP: 35/75
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Pales rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 1
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:26 pm
Kettil got swatted by the queen some more simply because he refused to move away, "Pá'at! I enjoy your spirit. Go get 'em!" He called out cheerfully to Tseng, laughing the entire time. He reached out and slapped at the Queen again. He was pretty much just mocking her at this point.
He gazed at Amarus and just beamed at her happily, "AH! There you are! How ya bee--What? You aren't a horrible friend. Such funny things spill out of your mouth, ghoulie! Don't give up the fight! Keep going," he flexed an arm for her as if to help raise her fighting spirit.
..This was Kettil.
He was, to say the least, very impressed with the plague doctor. He was also very impressed with Freya.
HP: 28
DMG: 2
Queen: 33
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:35 pm
Freya loved the fight. She was just coming down from her strike when she landed on the balls of her feet, just in time to see Malodore's precise and remarkably elegant strike. She'd never seen someone with such a slim build be so effective in battle. She always assumed he'd just snap in half or something..
But the plague doctor was kind of amazing.
Freya hacked at the Queen's foot, trying to hide the blush that was rising on her face. It was only the heat of battle, and not some odd reaction to an exceptional fighter. No. Rly.
HP: 38
DMG: 3
Queen: 30
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Face your demons rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:35 pm
Amarus had never had the pleasure of watching Malodore fight before, and she would likely never see anything quite like it again. The sheer damage, the carnage, the efficiency-- she was in awe, and very glad that Malodore was on their side at the moment, and not the Red Queen's side.
Tseng's words, somehow, reassured her, and she smiled and waved rather belatedly at Freya. "Aim for... not the dress?" Amarus clarified, "but so much of her IS dress... Oh well, here it goes," she agreed, sort of.
Kettil further helped, too-- his kindness reassured her. He had, in fact, called her a friend. Amarus did not often hear that word, and her aura glowed brighter at just the thought of it. These really were some of her friends, and she really would fight to protect them. Amarus made the symbol for Rin with her left hand, and approached the queen again, this time launching herself from the ground as though on a spring board in order to aim a solid kick at the queen's hideous face, flipping, returning to her feet, and grinning.
She looked at her friends again, as if to say: See what I did there? It was AWESOME.
"And I didn't even hit the dress," she addressed to Freya specifically, smile widening.
[[OOC:
HP: 28/40
DMG: .I WISH THIS WAS A CRIT >( Alas, it is at least 8 damage!
Queen's HP: 22?
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