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Nohope02

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:35 am

Just post quotes that you would not hear in any of the books or movie.

Klaus: Kl...ka, Violet can you come over here and help me with this word?
Violet: yeah sure.
*goes over and looks at the book*
Violet:it says Klaus, Klaus!

I'm not too good but i'm sure their are people out there would can do better.
have funxx

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:43 am

LS: Klaus, I am your father!
Klaus: Noooo! That's not true that's impossible!

Sorry couldn't resist, even though it's a misquote. ^^;;

Olaf: I am the very model of a modern major general!
Esme: I thought we were vilians.
Olaf: Yes, that too, be quiet!
Esme: Yay! Armies are in!

As much as I know it won't happen, it has amused me and my associate A to think that in the end LS will show up and whack Olaf over the head with his typewriter. ^_^

On a more serious note, as much as I want mysteries answered, I don't want them ALL answered. The clues are what have intriguied me the most. 3nodding

With all due respect,

RS

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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:05 pm

Violet: Klaus, maybe your readings will explain what this device is
Klaus: Im sorry violet, I've never seen anything like it
Sunny: Me know
Klaus: I doubt you'd know Sunny, you can barely speak correctly.
Sunny: Is fork

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:56 pm

Sunny rolled her eyes. She was so tired of Klaus and Violet's constant bickering. If she had to listen to it any longer, she would surely snap and kill the both of them...

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Nohope02

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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:21 am

These are all great 3nodding keep them coming!!

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:26 am

Carmelita: Hi, my name is Carmelita Spats and I'm a brat!
The others at Brats Anonymous: Hello, Carmelita.

Esme walking in on Olaf dancing to "Disco Inferno"
Olaf: Burn, baby, burn!
Esme: eek

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Nohope02

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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:28 am

*Upon finding uncle Monty's body*
Violet: Wow Klaus, more blood comes out if you kick him!

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:39 am

Harlequin Belmont

Sunny rolled her eyes. She was so tired of Klaus and Violet's constant bickering. If she had to listen to it any longer, she would surely snap and kill the both of them...

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Nohope02

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:48 am

Violet gazed deeply into Count olafs eyes wondering how she could of been so stupid. Deep inside she kicked herself for not marrying him, the love of her life.

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:13 pm

Phil: Thats bad.

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Snyder X

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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:58 pm

Sunny: Well, Frankly my dearest siblings, I do detest Count Olaf quite a bit, but his dancing skills are outstanding. Will someone please change my diaper now, I seemed to have soiled myself.

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:30 am

Snyder X

Sunny: Well, Frankly my dearest siblings, I do detest Count Olaf quite a bit, but his dancing skills are outstanding. Will someone please change my diaper now, I seemed to have soiled myself.

rofl

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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:02 pm

The start of book 13:

Some would say a bowl of soup is half full, and some would say half empty. The contents however will rest the same until it is eaten and it being eaten is unlikely because people would rather stand around bickering about whether or not the bowl is half empty or half full. The sunny day of July in which I must start this tale, The Baudelaire orphans were looking at the bowl half-full. They were extremely happy, as per usual and were talking with their friend Count Olaf as they rowed along in a beautiful river.