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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:32 am
The vampire had been pushy, demanding Marcus sleep with him. No, not naked, but to cuddle. Cuddling. With his weapon. The weapon was talking to him, in the manner of passive aggressiveness, which was aggravating, was better than nothing in a way. Sadly, giving into Dis's demands had Marcus with little sleep, dealing with one heavy vampire golem trying to feel him up for well over five hours. Waking up, arms wrapped around his weapon, thinking it was Cass, Marcus had not woken up a happy camper. Compounded with the fact he missed breakfast, Marcus was trying his best to not snap at anyone but the battle was going down hill fast. Sitting down and running through a few reports and sorting through what medical gear was actually in the moon room, Marcus was trying to ignore the weapon that was trying to make him hot chocolate, humid island warmth or not. Dis was trying to apologize in his own way, but the moon hunter was hunger rather than thirsty. The Princess Island course was going unused, and Marcus couldn't really blame no one for trying it. Everyone had weapons to deal with after all. Still, it was getting boring sorting through papers. Getting boring fast.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:37 pm
Ryan had also gotten little to no sleep, but for entirely different reasons. As he had expected, the carbuncle was up all night complaining about an upset stomach and, unable to sleep. All because he had stuffed himself so full of cookies that he made himself sick. Fortunately for Ryan he had no morning duties and wasn't required to use his brain much until he found the closest coffee machine.
"I wanna' go this way! I smell something!" The carbuncle, who had managed to take both Ryan's hunter coat and scarf and was wearing them, tugged eagerly at the moon trainee's shirt.
"How the hell can you follow a scent so easily, after spending the entire night feeling sick because of your last mistake?" His hand was on his forehead again, mentally willing the headache that was quickly surfacing to go away. "You already had your breakfast. You can wait another hour or two to have your lunch."
"But that's--"
"I mean it, Locke." His words were practically a growl as he opened the door to the moon room. He wasn't going to have a repeat of last night, if he could help it. If Locke wanted a treat that badly, he could have one later in the day. For now, however, he needed to pick up his cell that he had left here the other day. "Is there anyone here?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:28 pm
Looking up and over from the papers, Marcus gave a lazy wave. "Hey Ryan." And tiny golem. "And Ryan's weapon." " Locke." Dis grinned, setting the tea down by Marcus, ignoring the fact he didn't give his hunter a coaster or a spoon just so he's at the least be able to remove the tea bag. " How are you today?" Marcus rolled his eyes. How Dis knew Locke he didn't know, nor, did her really care to find out. The vampire was prone to make his own discoveries about others. "Dis, be nice." The vampire kept staring at the carbuncle, looking ready to torment rather than be nice in any way, shape, or form. "Trying to get some work done here and get us restocked for later. Plus the further away he is from trouble the better." Alas, Dis was going to get into trouble anywhere, and Marcus knew that. So best option? Take him away to try and minimize the damages that could occur. "But what you out here for? Avoiding the crowd?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:49 pm
"Hey Marcus, I didn't see you th--"
"Geh---It's you!" Locke jumped out in front of the moon trainee and jabbed a finger in Dis' direction. "I should have known you would have re-spawned to spread your evil infection further!" His tail was completely puffed up by now, looking like a startled cat, as he glared up at the vampire. "Stay back! Or I shall smite you, foul ho--guh!" Before Locke could finish his sentence, Ryan's fist came down hard on the carbuncle's head. It was a temporary fix, but at least it give them a few moments of peace.
"Enough of that! You don't even know what you're talking about, do you?" He glared at the golem who was currently crouching on the ground and clutching at his head. Serves him right. "Sorry about that. I'm sure he didn't mean--"
"Whaaat?" Locke interrupted, glaring up at Ryan. "Don't apologize to him! He's the ene--" Fortunately, Ryan's threat of hitting him a second time over the head quickly silenced the carbuncle. Instead, Locke retreated back a few feet, hissing.
"Anyways. You've been here all morning right? Have you seen my cell?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:36 pm
Dis laughed. " Look how cute you are little Locke, tail puffed out scowling so stubbornly at me." If Dis can been a cat, he would have been very content. " And, if you recall, everyone is infected. Even you." Wagging his finger at the weapon Marcus gave them a look of confusion. "I'm just going to guess Dis met your guy before. But yeah, been here since this morning as for your cell, no. Most of what I'm finding are just things some of the guys leave in the medical kits. Nothing bad, just a bit-" Dis reached over, pulling out a handful of chocolate bars. "Hunters apparently are quite fond of candy, not clue why they are puting it in medial kits when it's not supposed to be there." Dis held out the candy to Locke smiling, " Here kitty kitty. Come to Uncle Desidero." Marcus rolled his eyes. "How you holding up anyway? Dis has been a pain so far. You guy just looks-" he shrugged, "-young?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:10 pm
"Nuh uh!" He began stubbornly, puffing out his chest defiantly. "We're healed, 'cause we're young and you're old! That and we tagged the evil mom boss with the cooties--and there was no tag backs!" As if that made any sense. "Plus we had the runic shields and--and--the anti-homo fort to protect u--" Wait. That wasn't right. The runes were gone and the fort was destroyed, thanks to the evil mom boss. Which meant-- "Nooooooo! I'm infected again!" Realizing this, he wailed face down into the dirt.
Meanwhile, Ryan was trying to ignore the noise. "I see, I'll have a look around then. Can't have gotten too far." He shrugged and eyed the pile of candy Dis brought out. "Oh. Good to know the medical kits are suddenly lunch boxes." He gave a shake of his head, unsure of what they were doing there himself.
Locke on the other hand, didn't mind the sight of the candy bars. However-- "I will not fall for your evil trap!" He hissed, refusing to budge. Despite this, he eyed the chocolate bar hungrily from where he sat, following it with his eyes.
The enemy was clever! Locke would give him that. But how did he find out his weakness so fast?
"Pain in the a**." Ryan corrected. "The only reason I haven't turned his golem off already, is because I know for a fact he would make his goal in life to drive me insane for cutting his freedom short."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:54 am
Dis just laughed, not evening hiding his glee at the other weapon's expense. "There is the box of stuff over by the door. Sometimes people just drop s**t on the princess island. Rule of thumb if it's been there over three days it's fair game. Phones tend to go to the life labs after we uh-" He looked at Dis, "-Well we tend to change contact names and the like. Now that I said that I'm actually a bit concerned what Dis has done to my phone." The vampire was more occupied trying to lure Locke to him with the candies to hear his wielder. " Come little Locke. You are already infected, what harm might I bring to you now?" A lot actually. "But, the kits do get water and energy bars and dried fruit. Just not.. candy. I think one of the others probably switched them all out thinking it would be a good idea. I can kind of understand it though, chocolate being a feel good food, help calm nerves and s**t. Still, it's not what's listed on the equipment sheet." " Come here little Locke, I promise to play nice." No he wouldn't. "Hrm, you could lock him up in your room or have him baby sat by another hunter. Dis is difficult, but if I get him with someone who could handle him, he'd be fine. He's a lech and a douche, but other than that, he's mostly harmless." Mostly. As he tried to lure Locke to him for reasons unknown. Probably just to hug him and 'infect' him with more 'homo'.
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