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 Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:14 pm
"There once was pirate named Gold Roger!" A loud ruckus was currently headed down from the third floor, where two miscreants had just finished their One Piece Marathon. "Who was the King of the Pirates!" As Noah sang, there was some pot and pan bashing in the background too, from when the two had discovered Allan's Hello Kitty pot set and ahem, borrowed it for greater purposes as the set currently hang upside down on a piece of string from each miscreant. And by miscreant it meant two somewhat tiny weapons golems running around as if they owned everything.
Upon reaching the first floor, Noah suddenly held up a hand. "Halt!" He held up his spatula. "I sense a great evilness, a darkness in this hallway. We must be careful."
That's right, according to Allan, this is where evil boss Mom's might have lived. He wasn't allowed to use the H word, but that was fine, whatever. He could just make up his own cool word that meant touching someone in the butt and getting butt disease. Like butttouchingitis. Butttouchersdownsyndrome.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:59 pm
"He had fame!" Locke continued without missing a beat, picking up from where Noah left off. "Power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams!" After participating in his first ever One Piece marathon, Locke felt inspired to go off adventuring with his partner in crime. He even managed to slip away from his hunter again to do so.
"Halt!"
The carbuncle paused, mid strike, just as he was about to give the hello kitty pot another good swat with his slotted spoon, when the spatula was thrown up in front of him, forcing him to stop.
Trouble?
He paused, mid strike, watching and waiting for this evil to appear. To be honest, he didn't really sense any evil himself. However, if Noah said there was then it must be true. He was a pro, after all! "Do you think its the ho--" He cut himself off, peeking around the corner instead. After seeing Allan scold the doppelganger for using that very word, the carbuncle was in no rush to repeat it again. "Do you think its---that?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:37 pm
"....What the heck are you two munchkins up to?" The voice would have come from behind them, as she was approaching the scene originally intent on heading back into her room. In her arms was a basket of clothing that she had just cleaned, and was intent on putting away. Had she been expecting a certain pair of troublemakers to seek her out? ...Well yes. She had fed Noah the bait earlier, but she was not certain he would have actually taken it. Instead she chose to stare down at them with one eyebrow raised, curiously. She had to admit she was wondering what they would do next.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:09 pm
CLANG. CRASH.
Noah jumped a foot before slowly and rather dramatically turning a quarter around. Just a quarter before quickly staring the other way.
"Locke." He whispered very, very loudly to his partner in crime. "The evil boss mom is right behind us. Don't look behind you, if you make eye contact with her you'll turn into stone." The doppleganger didn't trust the Evil Boss Mom one bit, not one single bit. He was onto you.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:40 pm
Locke jumped. Twice. The first time when Ceres appeared behind them and revealed her evil presence and the second when Noah dropped the hello kitty pot.
Breath, just breath. It wasn't like they did anything that warranted getting in trouble yet. Well, except for steali--borrowing Allan's hello kitty pot.
Still clutching his weapon of choice, the slotted spoon, Locke had just started to turn around to look at the 'evil mom boss' when Noah warned him against it. "Stone!?" He squeaked in surprise. "As in like--Medusa's evil stare and BAM you're stone, stone?" He whispered back, equally as loud as the other. This whole evil mom boss stuff got more and more dangerous the further they got.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:31 pm
"What..." She managed to say out at the both of them, as she was clearly within listening range enough to hear the babble going on between the pair of them.1 And it was babble too, because it sounded like rubbish to her. "Oh for the love of.." She grumbled, grinding her teeth together as she fished her keys out of her pocket. Thankfully, her room was just to the left of herself. Maybe if she went inside and slammed the door... they would leave her alone. Opening the door as she balanced her cloths basket on one of her hips, she quickly entered the room... and closed the door behind her with a snap. Hey man... cant blame a girl for trying. zoobey Ceres has issued the challenge of GL OPENING MY DOOR >8|
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:57 pm
"Exactly like that." Insert a sage nod, Ceres was almost forgotten until the door closed behind him, causing him to jump again. "Okay, you got you pot? This is what we're going to do, we're going to use our pots to reflect the evil boss lair inside and then if we look at the pot's reflection, we totally wont be turned to stone. I watched this anime once and it totally worked."
He was one-hundred-and-twenty percent confident. The kid unstrapped one of the larger pots and held both hands around the handle. "Okay, on the count of three. One.... two..... three!"
WHAM.
He ended up his head very hard on the door instead, seeing that it was closed. There was a nice sizeable wooden dent, the door fraying open a bit, on the other side though.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:24 pm
With the evil mom boss no longer looming over them, the carbuncle let out a sigh of relief and gathered one of the discarded pots. "Got it!" He nodded, shuffling closer to listen to the plan of attack. Which apparently involved more anime. Or something Noah had seen in an anime, anyways. "Man! Anime teaches so much! I don't know what my hunter had against it." Maybe his pea sized brain just couldn't understand its greatness?
"The mom boss won't stand a chance!" He whispered, eagerly awaiting for the 'attack' to commence. This was his first mission without a bossy hunter telling him what to do and clearly, it was a more important than fighting their own kind. They were uprooting evil from inside the barriers! This was some serious business!
WHAM.
Though there was an impressive dent in the door, it still barred their entrance. "Drat! The evil mom boss must have erected a barrier to stop the pots from having an effect!" He glared at the unmovable door. Clever evil mom boss.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:40 pm
Ceres was under the impression the two of them might have knocked. Anything. SOMETHING? Possibly? Maybe? Well in a WAY they did knock. But the single slam caused her to practically jump out of her skin, as she started at the literal splinters that were spiking their way through her door. Holy crap, she was a fool to forget that these two little munchkins where golems... and one a division leaders golem. Thank some higher power they had not thought to use their fear to get in, holy crap. Scuttling towards the door she pressed an ear against it and heard them talking... barrier? Suddenly an idea formed in her head... "...Whats the password?" She said to the door, thinking they will hear it through the DENT in it now at least. "Cant come in unless you recite the password, and there might be a quest involved to get it."
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:28 pm
"What, that's totally not fair!" He rubbed his sore forehead where a sizeable slightly paler blemish had popped up. "Well, let's have at your evil quest, we'll come back later once we get the stuff and then you'll be sorry."
Silence. Noah nudged Locke. "Well? Read the evil boss mom her marauder rights."
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:00 pm
Locke blinked, still staring at the door, when Noah nudged him.
"Huh? O-oh right!" He cleared his throat and stood up tall, before he began waving his slotted spoon around in the air as though he was giving her some royal decree. "Listen up, evil mom boss! I will now read you your marauder rights!" Another pause as he had to think them up on the spot. "You have the right to grant one quest! But in return, you must forfeit the password to your evil lair" There was a small smug grin before he quickly added-- "and the loot of one... no! Two hundred dollars!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:20 pm
Oh thank god, she had the munchkins attention now and they weren't banging in her door even more than it was ALREADY dented. s**t, how the hell was she going to explain the fresh....dent in the door? Heck there was even part of the splintered, where she could peek out into the hallway. That was going to be a heck of a draft... well she now knew where her 500 would be going... a new door. Almost absent minded, she leaned against her door and practically yawned. It was not until they actually started to take her seriously that she really had the idea to use this to her advantage... they would leave her alone and go pester other people for her. Or, at least, they would just LEAVE. "One moment, little questers." Taking a piece of paper she went over to her desk, and quickly scribbled down a list of...things. If Locke thought he was getting 200 dollars from here though... he was sorely mistaken.
Roll of Duck tape
Glue
Pieces of Cardboard
Markers (Three or more)
Bag of Chips
....Whatever other tributes you want to bring. As long as it is not living, or gross.
Taking the piece of paper, she folded it in half and jammed it under the door frame. "This is the list... make sure to bring these back, and dont come back without the entire list or you dont get any password OR reward." It also gave her time to..prepare. While they were gone. Zoobey You always give me mini quests SO GUESS WHAT. 8D Feel free to RP whatever you want xD Even a time skip if you guys wanted.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:06 pm
"Okay," Noah said very loudly and clearly, "We will go off now in this quest to get the secret door key, you have been read your rights and now we shall return shortly with the quest items."
The doppleganger grabbed Locke, the two of them dropping a pot as they headed halfway down the hall and up the stairs. "All right," He said very, very, seriously and clearly, waving the crumbled list, "This quest is stupid because we don't need the rewards, we just need to defeat the boss. The evil boss mom is very smart and tricky and doesn't want us to defeat her but we must not listen to her evil words. Okay, so this is what we're going to do: we're going to knock on the door in five minutes and then tell her that we found all of the items. When she opens they door, we're going to charge in and attack her - but without looking at her - and defeat her once and for all."
He beamed proudly. "Charging in headfirst solves everything." A pause. Silence. More silence. "Well anyway, I think five minutes is almost up, you ready?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:43 pm
Locke dropped both the pot and the slotted spoon when Noah pulled him away. Now that they had the quest list, he was all prepared to fulfill this quest and-- "We're not doing the quest?" He peered at the crumpled piece of paper and blinked once, twice even. "Then how are we going to get the passwo..." He started to ask when his voice trailed off and his brain finally pieced together what Noah was saying. "Ohhh I get it! If the mom boss opens the door herself, then we don't even need the password, or that stupid list!" Noah was so smart! "And when the boss is defeated we can loot her evil lair for treasure!"
He grin grew wider. He was definitely liking this plan a lot more. "I'm rea--wait!" He threw up his hand and ran back, snatching up his slotted spoon, before he returned. "I've re-equipped my weapon. Now we can fight the boss!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:22 pm
Ceres listened through the door once more as she heard... and even saw, through the hole in the door, that the two children were gone. Phew. Hopefully that might... last them a little while. ONE thing was for certain though, she knew those two would be back. She actually had a few things to plan first before they did though....
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