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 Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:12 am
Robert had checked her room first. Really she had. But when it was empty, he couldn't think of anywhere else she would be. After that night with the booze..
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Yeah. Clerise was here.
He was banging on Clarice's door, yelping like a moron. "HAY. HAY. HAY. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. CAN CLERISE COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAY?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:16 am
It was too early for this s**t.
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, YOU ARE THE WORST."
Groggy, Clerise yanked open the door, in nothing but a sports bra and a blanket wrapped around her in a faux-cape, faux-toga sort of manner. She looked frazzled, and more than a little bit sleepy. Maybe she had a night with Dakota-- who knew!
So the redhead slammed the door. Then opened it-- to slam it again, and repeat ad nauseum until she felt better.
"LITERALLY. THE WORST. IT IS LIKE, EIGHT AM. I AM SO TIRED." <******** everyone who was trying to sleep. If she couldn't, NONE OF YOU ******** COULD.
When she opened the door again, she was in a pink tanktop and some capri sweatpants. Her lower left eyelid twitched. "Hi."
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:20 am
Everytime Clerise opened the door, Robert's face brightened like the morning sun and his mouth opened wide in a happy, ready-to-speak grin. And every time she slammed it, the brightness crashed down, and his mouth snapped shut as he looked utterly crushed. By the time she was done c**k-teasing him, his face muscles started to hurt. But when she left it open, the happiness remained, and he hopped up and down from one foot to another.
"Clerise! Cleriiiiiiise. Good. You're up." NO SHE WASN'T. "I'm bored. Come play with me?" Or throw the ball for him to fetch. Either or.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:26 am
She gave Robert a withering stare. Without closing the door, Clerise grabbed Balthazar off the nightstand, resolving to make the bed later. Clarice said she was coming back soon; that meant EVERYTHING had to be back to normal and clean and...
Unlived in. She'd need to go back to her own room, eventually.
Shrugging it off, Clerise shut the door behind her, locking it with the key she kept around her neck, next to Balthazar.
Clerise jabbed Robert's chest. "Field." Her brain was NOT actually...functioning. Yet. As they made their way to the outside world, she yawned and scrubbed at her eyes.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:01 am
"YAAAAAAAAAAY!" Robert swept Clerise up in his arms and gave him the most ridiculous bear hug, before dropping her like a stone and running, headfirst, to the field.
Without waiting for her.
He just bolted. Maybe he thought she had thrown a ball, after all. Or maybe he saw a squirrel. Who could say?
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its me debz rolled 1 20-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:05 am
Robert would be waiting a few minutes before she arrived. In between, Clerise summoned Balthazar, a sickle in each hand.
"In the name of the moon," she intoned flatly. "I punish you. Or something."
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Nio Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:09 am
Robert looked like he'd run around in circles until Clerise showed up, with Jezebel already summoned. But when she got there, Robert stopped, and cautiously stared at her, before looking up in the air.
".. The ******** the moon got to do with this?"
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its me debz rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:12 am
"Everything."
With a leap, Clerise brought down both parts of her weapon, her grip firm, metal clashing against Jezebel.
"No, seriously. The moon does tons of bullshit. The tides, keeps campers safe at night-- all sorts of crap." She shrugged, circling back, probably not realising that it would be safer a...littttle further away.
"I don't ******** know robert. I am so goddamned tired-- why are you up so early! Jesus!"
hp; 50
damage; 5
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 10
Total: 20 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:15 am
"What the ... ******** .. are you even ..." Robert had to stop in his awed confusion when she slammed down on him, and he pushed off, waiting until she swiveled back around. He giggled childishly at her question, and hopped up on one toe, swiveling 360 degrees as he answered.
"I JUST MISSED YOU!" Of course, when he said miss, he slammed Jezebel against her a little too hard. Baseball bat to ball hard.
Homerun.
HP: 45
Damage: HOLY s**t WHAT (14)
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its me debz rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:19 am
Clerise let out a shriek worthy of any banshee, because ROBERT HAD JUST PUMMELLED HER.
"OH MY GOD." She shrunk back as fast as she could stagger away, glad that she was at least in normal shoes instead of boots. Those ******** had been so impractical. Not Leon's shirtless in Antarctica impractical, but still.
It was pretty close.
"YOU HAVE A WEIRD WAY OF SHOWING IT, YOU GIANT DOUCHENOZZLE." Clerise chucked one of her sickles, pouting horrifically.
"Dude, we are in the labs all the time! We could have just swiped minipet duty from scrubs!"
health; 36
dmg; 2
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:10 pm
Robert looked like a kicked puppy, even though he'd technically been the one doing the real kicking. He took the sickle hit like a champ, backing up when it hit and trying to suck up the pain.
"I'm sorry.." He mumbled under his breath, truly and tragically saddened by his failed attempt to reconnect with her. "I just thought this would be more funner.."
He was wrong.
He sniffed and swiped lazily with Jezebel, making sure not to knock her out of the park this time.
HP: 34
Damage: 3
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its me debz rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 10
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:28 am
"More funner?" Clerise slashed out with her sickle, edging in closer to deal a blow to Robert's fear shield.
"You are such a goober. Mama just needs some caffeine before spars, sweet christ." The adrenaline was starting to wake her up, at least, the chemicals and endorphins soaring through her veins.
{[ G'day there, sheila. About time you woke yourself up. ]}
Shut up, she replied, but there wasn't any heat in it.
"God, it's been a while, huh? Since we've sparred?" She jumped from one foot to another, trying to get her body in motion, to get used to these new weights on her arms-- Clerise knew she'd need to hit the gym again, work out that trapezius muscle.
health; 33
dmg; 8
charge; 3/3
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 5
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:37 am
He knew it was meant to be an insult, but when Clerise called him a goober, somehow, he couldn't take it badly. It made him grin like a fool, and he even took her hit like a champ because of it.
"YEAH it has!" He yelled out, watching her bounce for a moment. Distracting. He shook his head and took Jezebel low, clanging against Balthazar before pushing it off and jutting Jezebel's lower pointed edge down under the weapon to puncture into Clerise's shield. "Why do you think I was like, all, ********' hyped up about it? Now come on, I know you're awake. Give me all you got~!"
He grinned toothily, hopping up and down as if to mock what she'd been doing.
HP: 26
Damage: 6
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its me debz rolled 10 12-sided dice:
1, 9, 9, 2, 12, 10, 11, 11, 1, 1
Total: 67 (10-120)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:38 am
Apparently, Clerise was NOT as awake as Robert thought. Shaking her head, the redhead just muttered darkly, swinging her sickle-scythes in the air, launching them upwards and out.
"You're ******** hyped up, but--"
There was a whistling sound. She peered upwards, and let out a small 'meep' -- her blades came crashing down on her head, slicing though her own fear shield.
"OW OW OW I'M AWAKE NOW, OH MY GOD, WHY."
The force of the impact had thrust her to the ground, and so Clerise laid there, a bit like a pancake.
"That," she said just loud enough for Robert to hear. "Totally sucked."
hp; 27 - 12 recoil = 15
dmg; 0
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 4
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:46 am
Robert just watched in awe as Clerise did more damage to herself than he had ever planned on doing to her in one hit. He watched with morbid curiosity, fully aware of how funny the situation was, but unable to laugh. He could easily see himself doing something that stupid. "I. Uh. Okay. Then." His choppy words preluded a simple slash, trying to avoid where her own blades had hit her while maintaining enough force to do sufficient damage. Still not as much damage as she'd done to herself, though. HP: 26 Damage: 8
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