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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:32 am
::A sometimes quiet room fills with people. it has a smokey sence to it, but thats from having so many fore elmentals in the same place as so many water ones. people from all worlds, all walks of life come here, uniting with a single thought in mind........ MAKE IT STOP!
Yep, you guessed this here is a Karaoki Lounge. Rp charries and their muns come in, complain how people who can't sing should get off the stage, and then hop up themselves to be equilly as bad. Cameos welcome and crew always needed, there are never enough hands around these place, not stage hands, and not int he applause. Lets have MC Jez start us off....
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:37 am
((The following is from my journal... some of you may have read this. BUT it's funny so read it again!!!!))
Wow... it's been so long since I've been here *looks around* HI EVERYBODY!!!! whee
Chibi Faia: Oh brother... just when I thought she'd forgotten all about this journal of torture! sweatdrop
Chibi Kuroi: ninja
Chibi Faia: STOP THAT!
Jez: Uhhhh yeeeaahhhh.... anywhoo Today I've brought the WHOLE gang out into this... lounge/karakoe bar!
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: WHAT??? eek
Jez: *nods* Yep! The Rp players are gonna perform!!! yay!!! Now lets see... Faia will be the host since I knwo he wont do anything else, Kuroi... wil.. uhh...
Chibi Kuroi: *jumps up and down* I want ICE CREAM!!!! Ooo a stage!
Jez: Kuroi will be in charge of snacks and will also be featured in todays performance!
Chibi Faia: Who's performing anyway?
Jez: xd
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: sweatdrop
Jez: Oh yes... since the color I use is also for some of the rpers.. they shall be assigned new colors while here!
Chibi Eleni: WHAT?? Why green?? crying
Jez: xd
Chibi Kishi: stare Why am I here?
Chibi Kuroi: Here.. have a cookie! whee
Chibi Kishi: *looks at the cookie... then at the wall... then back at the cookie and snatches it out of Kuroi's hand*
Chibi Kuroi: eek ... yeah I'll get you some more of those...
Jez: Ok we have random background people who will be in brown! Now Faia's on stage ready to start... the performers are backstage... Kuroi is.. uhh giving out treats. KISHI STOP STEALING EVERYONES COOKIES! There are several tables spread out with the various rpers sitting at them... and oh yeah.. Faia is gonna be a part of the show! HAVE FUN!! *pushes Faia on stage and runs off laughing*
*cheers, boos, and applause*
Chibi Faia: sweatdrop Uhh.. huh? Jez? *looks out at everyone* Umm.. hi! *looks at his note cards* Welcome to the... Saturday Evening Rpers Show? Uhh Jez... did you edit this?
Jez: Keep reading!
Chibi Faia: Riiiggghhhttt. Anyway Welcome I hope everyone has been having a good time socializing with each other! It's not often we get to hang out... always being involved in our own rps..
Chibi Eleni: You don't even DO anything in yours!
Chibi Faia: I did in the old one now shush! Your interrupting! If you can't be quiet I'll throw you out! stressed
Chibi Eleni: Who made you the bouncer? You can't threaten me... what are you gonna do... burn me? *laughs*
Chibi Faia: *glares and gets ready to attack*
Chibi Hyozan: *smirks* Watery... give them both a bath... *soaks both Faia and Eleni* Cool down you two... or I'll wash you out! Jez made ME the bouncer since there's and abundance of fire types here.. *grins*
Chibi Kishi: *in between munching* Wow... the water-boy actually DOES have a backbone! I'm impressed...
Chibi Faia: *dries himself off* Uh.. thank you Hyozan... I think. Tonight..er.. today.. whatever We bring you a rpers rendition of the Animaniacs song "I'm Cute".. performed by our very own... RAIN! (With me and Kuroi as backup.. and several random people pulled off the street) So now here's RAIN! *pushes rain on stage and grabs Kuroi*
*Chibi Rain walks on stage, hair in pigtails and wearing a pink dress. She smiles, waves and then.. the music starts*
Chibi Rain: *dances around while she sings* I'm cute, yes it's true I really can't help it But what can I do? When you're cute, it just shows With these two darling eyes and this cute little nose And a pretty pink dress that's adorable, yes And when they see my dimples then everyone says
Random people:Oh shoot! Isn't she cute!
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: *Pop up behind her and start dancing as well* Cute, cute Oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute
Chibi Rain: I'm the one they adore I'm sweet and I'm cuddly And small just like Dudley but more It's a chore To be constantly cute And enchanting to boot When my lip's sticking out In that cute little pout Then there just is no doubt Why the guys like to shout
Chibi Faia and Kuroi:She's a beaut!
Chibi Rain: *smiles* Let's face it, I'm cute!
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: Cute, cute Oh, baby, she's cute, cute, cute
Chibi Rain: *Starts moving around the tables* Being cute's a thing you can't hide If you look up the word in a book There's my picture inside! "TV Guide" Has me on the cover
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: *both leaning against the wall looking bored* Don'cha just love 'er?
Chibi Rain: I'm simply a goddess
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: rolleyes And Isn't she modest?
Chibi Rain:I'm the answer to one of the questions in Trivial Pursuit For "Who's the most cute?"
Chibi Faia and Kuroi:Cute, cute Oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute
Chibi Rain: I'm cute and I'm sweet And I'm innocent, neat And so trusting
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: stare If you want our opinion this song is becoming disgusting
Chibi Rain: I'm cute!
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: stressed So what!
Chibi Rain: I never am vain
Chibi Faia: She's becoming a pain in the...
Chibi Rain: BUT I'm also real nice I'm a doll through and through
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: stare So big whoop-de-do rolleyes
Chibi Rain: I'm sweet and adoring
Chibi Faia and Kuroi:And also real boring And that's why we're snoring at you. lol
Chibi Rain: scream That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song! I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged! I have had it! evil *bursts into flame*
Chibi Kuroi and Faia: *look at each other* eek ninja
Chibi Faia: You're awful cute when your angry!
Chibi Rain: *goes back to normal and smiles*You really think so?
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: A babba dabba dabba doo wah! She's cute!
*cheers and applause....all three take bows*
Jez: Well... I think that went rather well don't you? *turns to Kuroi and Faia*
Chibi Faia and Kuroi: *both are burnt... with their hair sticking up in odd ways and clothes torn, next to a smiling Rain* Oh yeah... perfect! You told us she was a timid girl!
Jez: *shrugs* She is.. but she has a nasty temper... I think Ran is a bad influence on her!
Chibi Rain: Nooo he's been taking good care of me.. and he at least KNOWS i'm cute! 3nodding
Chibi Eleni: Hey! Are we doing this again?
Jez: Sure! Maybe next time Kishi can perform!
Chibi Kuroi: What song would he do?
Jez: *grins* C is for cookie?
Chibi Kishi: WHAT??
Chibi Faia: *waves* Goodnight everybody!
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:47 am
eek whee That was great! Way to go Rain! *Gems Ran stands up and applauses with a smile before WISH Ran grabs him by the shoulder and sets him down*
Shut up, you being loud. stare
But wasn't she just great?! There's no way anybody is gonna top that! *Gems Ran continues to cheer until WISH Ran slugs him across the back of the head and sets him back down on the couch, unconscious*
...idiot.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:50 am
::nuriko from Fushigi yuugi smiles and steps up to the abandoned microphone. A small bow of her head and muic begins. ::
From somewhere in the audicance, Mitsukake calles out:: Yeah well I have TWO cds coming out!!!
n::Well... I *WAS* going to sing Kaze no Uta, but I'm no longer in the mood, so just to let you all know, we are now approching the canadian border ::the fy charries turn into Nyan nyans who giggle and leave.::
::Amai Sakura-chan steps up onto the stage:: Sorry about that, a small irrelviant cameo and a pair of inside jokes, bit now on to the singing, today at the Lounge we have, for your listning pleasure.... sort of... Chibi!
Thats Chibisaya if you must shorten it ::glares at kuroi::don't call me a fluffball black wing... ::regaisn her compposure:: As a servent of god I should have been given the honor to go first, but at least, unlike a demon I shall sing lead.....::launches into son::
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Because I was afraid to speak When I was just a lad My father gave me nose a tweak And told me I was bad But then one day I learned a word That saved me aching nose The biggest word I ever heard And this is how it goes: Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay So when the cat has got your tongue There's no need for dismay Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say But better use it carefully Or it may change your life One night I said it to me girl And now me girl's my wife! She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
::bows and toddles off::
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:53 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:55 am
Uhhh... you DO know that Wish Ran is dead.. right? So how can he comment on this?? WE NEED A GHOST EXTERMINATOR!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:59 am
::a tall boy with longish dark hair looks around::theres a hollow!? This is work for a reaver!
Amai: No, No hollow....Inai...Gem...? whichever you are. GO BACK TO THE CLOSED RPS!
What...why?
Because! If I let you guys on stage no one else will get a turn!
STAGE?::eyes go huge::
OUT! BOUNCER! if you'd be so kind.... um...in the meantime ladies and gentalman...who'd like to hear a Rain Gems Ran Duet?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:08 pm
Chibi Rain: HUH??? Sing?.... Again??? sweatdrop
Chibi Hyozan: *looks around* ME? I'm still th bouncer? That was ages ago!! Get Faia to do it.... he's expendable!
Chibi Faia: WHAT?!?! Get over here and say that to my face water boy!
Chibi Kishi: Don't use my name for him... get your own.
Chibi Faia: Why are you here?? Go away.. this is between the 'bouncer' and me!
Chibi Hyozan: I'm reeeeaaaallll scared... Watery! *soaks Faia* Now.... what were you saying???
Chibi Faia: scream
Chibi Rain: *hides behind Gems Ran* So.... we have to sing??
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:12 pm
*WISH Ran waves his hand dismissively* Nevermind the details...I'm just here...
*Gems Ran on the other hand looks at Rain and smiles nervously* I-I guess so...uh...any ideas? I'm not a very good singer... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:22 pm
hi::snorts::how bout "don't go breakin my heart..."
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:36 pm
hi::snorts::how bout "don't go breakin my heart..."
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:50 pm
How about mind your own freakin business? stare *Gems Ran glared at Hi and pegged her with a potato chip before going over the song list* Everything in here is so difficult...
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:27 am
Franki: stare you have GOT to be kidding me... ::sits down in the corner and slouches::
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:50 pm
Chibi Kuroi: Yay!!!! More singing!!! xd *pushes Wish Ran up on stage* Sing something!!! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:28 pm
*WISH Ran stumbles on stage and nearly slugs Kuroi* Are you nuts?! I'm not...er....aahhhhhhh!!!! Dang it!! Fine!! scream stressed stressed *WISH Ran proceeds to flip through a long song list before finally finding one he knows* I guess this works...
*A slow mellow tune begins to play. The lights dim down and Ran closes his eyes for a second, seeming to actually concentrate on the song. He soon begins in a soft mellowed voice never heard out of him before*
What was it she did to break your heart Betray your heart and everything Kiss you with a kiss that wasn't true It wasn't you at all Hide behind a painted smile, did you know that You would live a lie or two Pull the very ground from under you And leave you nowhere else to run
You can sail the seven seas and find Love is a place you'll never see Passing you like a summer breeze You feel life has no other reason to be You can wait a million years and find That heaven's too far away from you Love's just a thing others do What is love Till it comes home to you
*The singing ceases for a moment and the music carries softly. The piano and violin playing gently together in the background until finally returning to it's mediocre pace*
Did she promise you the world and did that Girl just throw your love away Leave you like a lonely solitare With just despair for company Do you think you'd find revenge so sweet Make it so you hearts will never beat Squeeze the very last and dying breath from Everything you've ever dreamed
You can sail the seven seas and find Love is a place you'll never see Passing you like a summer breeze You feel life has no other reason to be You can wait a million years and find That heaven's too far away from you Love's just a thing others do What is love Till it comes home to you
*The music returns to a slow pace and the violin and piano slowly fade out with the music. The lights slowly brighten back and Ran drops the microphone on the floor, walking over and glaring down at Kuroi* Happy? stare
((Song Title: Everything You've Ever Dreamed from the Neon Genesis Evangelion OST. It's depressing in a fashion and thought that it seemed suitable for WISH Ran who...well...you know))
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