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 Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:41 pm
Part 1: Iron Man
Viewers:
Candace
Dwight
Mimsy
Konstantin
Robert
Rin
Lizbot1:41am
"Does anybody need to be held? I can totally hold you if holding is desired."
Astra1:41am
"I do not ...require...holding."
Eight1:41am
"Me, please~."
"...Way to listen."
Lani1:42am
Robert: *makes loud blowing up noises*
Robert PSCHEEWWFPSCSCHWYWWW
Astra1:42am
"Vun does not question Tony Stark." Serious face.
"You vill see."
Lani1:43am
"I liked it when the guy went dead!"
Eight1:43am
"I like how he got blown up by his own missile."
Lizbot1:43am
Happiest face, "Tony Stark has all my mancrushes. All of them."
Astra1:43am
"Acceptable."
Nyet1:43am
*tiny smile*
Lani1:43am
"III AMMM IRONNN MAN"
"DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA"
Astra1:44am
"You know that you like that he is sciencing, Mimsy. Do not try to hide it."
Lizbot1:44am
"Shhh, theyre explaining how awesome he is."
Astra1:44am
Apologetic nod.
Nyet1:44am
"I am jealous. Of his funding."
Lani1:44am
"Haha he's such a DOUCHE"
"I want more blowing up things."
Nyet1:44am
*HORRIFIED STARE*
Lizbot1:44am
Popcorn is thrown with dire accuracy.
Lani1:45am
"AUGHWHY"
Eight1:45am
Candace leans against Dwight. "Because you insulted his mancrush."
Lani1:45am
"Look, see? DOUCHE HAHAHA"
"He's probably gettin' laid."
Eight1:45am
"Or that."
Lizbot1:46am
"Well, he's Tony Stark."
Lani1:46am
"CLOSE ENOUGH"
"exactly, Dwight."
Lizbot1:46am
"It's like H except a lot nicer and heroic and handsome and charming."
Eight1:46am
"So arroga--HAHA!"
"Hey wait H is handsome and charming."
Lizbot1:47am
"I refuse to mancrush on my evil overlord."
Eight1:47am
"That's fine."
Lani1:47am
"Please don't compare him to H right now."
Eight1:48am
"Dwight started it."
Lani1:48am
"BAM MOTHER ******** ********' CALLED IT."
Eight1:48am
"Wow she...wow."
Lani1:48am
"TONY ********' STARK MOTHER ******** CAN I GET AN AMEN"
Lizbot1:48am
"Huh? Did the boss pick on you, Robert?"
Lani1:48am
*Holds fist out*
Nyet1:48am
*pained envy*
Lani1:48am
"DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN' DWIGHT- shut up."
Lizbot1:48am
*baps*
Astra1:48am
Content sigh. "Jarvis."
Lani1:48am
"YEAAAHHHHH."
"Lookit this ho touchin' his s**t wtf"
Astra1:49am
SNICKER.
Eight1:49am
"That translates to 'shut the ******** up, b***h.'"
Lizbot1:49am
"I tried calling Clarice, Pepper for awhile, she didn't get it." Small frown.
Lani1:50am
"Goddamn that b***h got owned."
Eight1:51am
"Awwww~."
Lani1:51am
"Guys
I'm calling it now."
"They're gonna ******** hook up?"
"Yes."
"I agree with you."
Lizbot1:51am
Wistful fanboy sigh.
Lani1:52am
*Waggles eyebrows at Candace*
Eight1:52am
Giggle. "Wishing you were Tony Stark?"
Lizbot1:52am
"No just..." Manfully refuses to spoil.
Astra1:52am
Kostya looks horrified at the idea of Robert being Tony Stark. Brain...breaking...
Eight1:53am
"Way to go, dude."
Lani1:53am
"Goddamn I want this life."
Lizbot1:53am
"That's traveling."
Eight1:53am
"...Is that a.."
"He has a stripper pole in his plane.."
Lani1:53am
"I don't even see a problem."
Lizbot1:53am
"We're lucky if we get a chopper. I want some runic luxury jets,"
Eight1:54am
"That's quite the speech."
Astra1:54am
"Vhy, so can be Runic X-Men? Silly."
Lani1:54am
"ohmygodohmygodshitsgonnagoboomagain"
*Bounces*
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-holy s**t GET US SOME OF THOSE."
Eight1:55am
"Ahahaha!"
Lani1:55am
"DWIGHT"
Eight1:55am
"That was gr--"
Lizbot1:55am
Thinking about Horsemen Islands.
Lani1:55am
*SMACKS*
Eight1:55am
"A box with a full bar."
Lizbot1:55am
"Uhm..oh...yeah!"
Astra1:55am
"Rhodes, he gets no breaks."
Eight1:55am
Cringe.
Lani1:56am
"Oh I see what they did there."
Eight1:56am
"Auuuuuuuugh!"
Lani1:56am
"EW EWWEWEWEWERW"
"GROSS OMG IMA HURL"
Astra1:56am
"Shh, do not be baby. Keep vatching."
Nyet1:56am
*laughs*
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:42 pm
Lizbot1:56am
Cringing, hides his face in Candace's hair.
Lani1:56am
"Who you callin' baby, Checkov."
Lizbot1:56am
Takes a moment to appreciate whatever shampoo she uses.
Eight1:57am
Blinks, gently pats Dwight's arm. "Uh..th-there, there."
Astra1:57am
"You. Also, my name is Konstantin, not Checkhov!"
Lizbot1:57am
"Its just the nose...stuff in noses its just...you smell really nice."
Lani1:57am
"HAHA, okay Cons..tuh.. bah you're checkov."
Eight1:57am
"Yeah that was really disgusting. And thank you!"
"Do you have a nickname. Konstantin?"
Lizbot1:58am
"Can I call you John?"
Lani1:58am
"Yeah. Checkov."
Astra1:59am
"Prefer Konstantin." Dispassive frown. "Kostya, also vorks."
Eight1:59am
"There you go, Robert."
Lani1:59am
"Okay got it Checkov. Now errybody shut the ******** up shits going down damn."
Lizbot2:00am
"making him carry his car battery."
Eight2:00am
"How rude."
Lizbot2:00am
"Couldn't they get him like a baby carrier for it or something?"
Eight2:00am
"Or a dolly."
Lizbot2:01am
"Oh Mr. Stark...."
Eight2:01am
"..."
"Do you need a moment alone?"
Lani2:01am
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Lizbot2:01am
"No it's cool."
Lani2:01am
"Careful Candace, Dwight's gonna poke ya."
Lizbot2:02am
"Seriously it cool."
Eight2:02am
"Yes because poking a girl who'll probably get dizzy and fall asleep from exhaustion before you're even done is a great idea."
Lizbot2:02am
"I love it when he gets all...buildy."
Eight2:03am
"..."
"I want to see him build an ikea desk."
Eight2:04am
"All this time and he didn't even know his name?!"
Lizbot2:04am
he pats Candace's side, "I'll start on your nails okay? And Ikea? Might as well say legos. Tony Stark is above such things."
Eight2:04am
Blinks. "During the movie? You're sure?"
Lizbot2:05am
Waggles fingers, "Life hunters have excellent motor skills."
Eight2:05am
"...I'm well aware of that."
Lani2:05am
"FACT."
"Ew"
"Ewewewewewewe"
Eight2:05am
"Shut up."
Lani2:05am
"I'm gonna hurl again."
Eight2:05am
"You joined in too, jackass."
Lizbot2:06am
"Did you just imagine H..."
Eight2:06am
"Sure, Dwight. Make me pretty~."
"No, I didn't. I do have self control."
Nyet2:06am
Mimsy silently appears seriously disappointed that these motor skills are not being used for making science instead of orgasms.
Lani2:07am
*Has no idea why Mimsy looks disappointed, so waggles his fingers playfully at her to cheer her up.*
Lizbot2:07am
Mimsy will one day inderstand they can be used for both.
Lani2:08am
*Burps for three seconds straight*
Eight2:08am
"I like how they only waited until he already had a leg finished to do anything abo--classy."
Lani2:08am
"OHHHHHHH YEAH THAT WAS SOME GOOD s**t."
Nyet2:08am
D:> at Robert
Lizbot2:09am
Dwight is suddenly pleased Robert decided to join them. He has a look that says, "I'm the good one. See how good I am?"
Astra2:10am
Kostya jolts awake a little, having dozed off for a moment. "Good relative to vhat?" Yawn.
Lizbot2:11am
"Oh Mr. Stark..."
Eight2:11am
Candace snickers and nudges Dwight. "You're a dork."
Lani2:11am
"Damn that man is ripped." *Flexes his own muscles*
Eight2:11am
"Seriously."
Lani2:11am
"... Dwight what the ******** up, a man is allowed at least one sincere mancrush in his life!"
Eight2:12am
"Man, he is ballsy."
Lani2:12am
*Reconsiders.*
Eight2:12am
"You okay there, Kostya? Need a pillow?"
Lani2:12am
"All right Dwight.. you got me there."
Lizbot2:13am
Dwight has a moment of suspicion but finally decides that Robert too was seduced by Mr. Stark.
Eight2:14am
Candace puts her head on Dwight's shoulder. "I liked that guy, too. He was nice."
Lizbot2:14am
"Poor Jerry..."
Eight2:14am
"....."
"Oh my god."
Astra2:14am
"Pillow, please, da." Slow nod.
Lani2:14am
"s**t IS ABOUT TO GET REAL UP IN HERE"
Eight2:15am
Candace nods and gently tosses Kostya a pillow. "Good luck sleeping through the noise if you get tired." Puts her head on Dwight's shoulder again.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:44 pm
Lizbot2:15am
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Lani2:15am
"HAHA WHATS UP FATTY"
Eight2:15am
"Niiiiice."
"Yes keep shooting at the man impervious to bullets."
Lani2:16am
"HAHAHA THOSE GUYS JUST s**t THEIR PANTS"
Eight2:16am
"OW!"
"Ahaha!"
Lani2:16am
"So much s**t in their pants-oh s**t"
Eight2:16am
"Oh my god."
Lani2:16am
"BAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA"
Lizbot2:16am
Sigh, "Me and Mark tried to build one back when he was in Life, he messed it up of course."
Astra2:16am
He uses the pillow to prop himself up some, and readjusts the blanket over him and Mimsy. "Do not mean to sleep through all. Just comfy."
Eight2:16am
"Mark was in LIFE?!"
"Haha, that's fine, Konstantin. I'm impressed you guys made it up the stairs."
Nyet2:17am
"Admittedly, as am I."
Eight2:17am
"Awwww." Frowns. "That guy was so nice."
Lizbot2:17am
"Yeah, but don't like...mention him to other Life hunters. It draws aggro. Except me of course. He's my besty even though he's a total d**k and a narc."
Astra2:17am
"It vas...hard vork."
Eight2:18am
"I commend you for your effort and reward you with letting you stay here the night."
Lani2:18am
"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEPWEPWEPWEPWEPWEPWEPWPEWPEPWEPWEPEPWPEWPEWWW"
Astra2:18am
A relieved sigh.
Lani2:18am
"..Well that's just not playin' fair."
Eight2:18am
"He isn't going down with bullets. The answer? More bull--oh damn."
Lizbot2:18am
"Yeah, I'll get you guys some hot cocoa or something later. Soup or whatever."
Lani2:18am
"Can I have some hot cocoa?"
Eight2:19am
"Oooh soup, please! And I still have some of the hot cocoa you brought last night in the kitchen."
Lizbot2:19am
"Yeah, with little marshmallows and s**t bro."
Eight2:19am
"It's really good."
Lani2:19am
"SO MUCH EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Eight2:19am
"Explosiooons."
Astra2:19am
"Soup, please."
Lani2:19am
"Mmm ******** yeah marshmallows."
"OKAY MOVIE OVER"
Eight2:19am
"Wow."
Lani2:19am
"STARKS DEAD LETS GO"
Eight2:20am
"At least he landed in sand."
Lani2:20am
"That sand's gotta be as hard as concrete at that speed."
Eight2:20am
"Shhhh, movie physics."
Lani2:20am
*... stops and makes a face*
"How the ******** did I even... ********' labs."
Lizbot2:21am
Happy sigh.
Eight2:21am
Giggle.
"Robert you're such a Life hunter oh noooo~."
Lani2:21am
"You shut it Candace, you didn't hear s**t."
Eight2:21am
"Nope."
"That was three months?!"
Lizbot2:22am
Squinty stare.
Eight2:22am
Candace blinks. "What?"
Lizbot2:23am
"You'll see..."
Lani2:23am
"God Pepper is hot as s**t."
Eight2:23am
Suspicious stare.
Lizbot2:23am
"Right?!"
Lani2:23am
"SHIEEEEEEEEEELD"
Lizbot2:23am
QQ "Phil...."
Eight2:23am
"Eh?"
Astra2:23am
"Pepper is classy woman."
Lizbot2:23am
"She totally is."
Lani2:23am
"Read a mother ********' comic book sometime Candace goddamn, it's like the Bible."
Lizbot2:24am
"....Robert?"
Lani2:24am
"Sup."
Lizbot2:24am
Squinty stare.
Eight2:24am
"Sorry I spent all my school career studying instead of reading comic books."
Lani2:24am
*Ready to punch that squint out*
Lizbot2:24am
"This is like the trekkie thing, isn't it?"
Eight2:24am
"...Tekkie thing?"
Lani2:24am
"I TOLD YOU TO NEVER MENTION THAT YOU SON OF A b***h-"
*VAULTS AT DWIGHT*
Lizbot2:25am
Unmanly squeaking.
Eight2:25am
Candace squeaks and swats at Robert. "Not in my room."
Lizbot2:25am
"Kay....getting...cocoa to appease the beast..."
Eight2:25am
"And then you'll do my nails?"
Lani2:25am
*Looks ready to murder Dwight.*
Lizbot2:26am
"Yes! I think you'll like what I have in mind!"
Eight2:26am
"Yay! You're the best." Smile.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:46 pm
Astra2:27am
Kostya growls at the screen.
Eight2:27am
"Eh?"
"What's wrong?"
"...Wow..."
Lizbot2:28am
Peeks from kitchen all romantic wistful sighs.
Eight2:29am
Candace just stares, eyes wide.
Astra2:30am
Kostya nudges Mimsy. "Pepper Potts and Iron Man kid...is you."
Lani2:30am
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Eight2:30am
"Oh my god!"
Snort. "Way to give her a heart attack."
Lani2:31am
"Awww..."
"That was sweet as ******** sad sniffle from kitchen.
Nyet2:31am
*amused smile*
Eight2:32am
"..Dwight?"
Lizbot2:32am
"I'm fine! Just...making cocoa."
Eight2:32am
"Totally believe you."
"Oh my god that keyboard looks so cool."
Lani2:33am
"That was a cool keyboard."
Nyet2:33am
"Don't drown in it. I would hate for the cocoa to be ruined for everyone."
Lani2:33am
"HAHA Candace, give it up-"
*Holds out fist*
Eight2:34am
::bumps fist::
Lani2:34am
"Can we get a computer like that?"
Lani2:34am
"I wanna swish things around with my hands."
Nyet2:34am
"Please, please tell me: do we have anything like that here?"
Lizbot2:35am
"We almost did, but are banned from attempting it again, because Mark." Dwight returns with cocoa for all.
Eight2:36am
"What did he do?" Candace accepts her cocoa and settles comfortably. "Thank you, Dwight~."
Lani2:36am
"Cocoa yay!-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Eight2:36am
"AHAHAHA"
Lani2:36am
"OMG AHAHAHA ******** ******** HAHA"
Lizbot2:36am
"I have one of those though!"
Nyet2:36am
Mimsy's look of devastation is akin to what one might look like when told that their whole family has been in a tragic accident.
Eight2:36am
Doubles over coughing from laughter.
Lani2:36am
"Aww, sweetheart, you look so sad, why you down?"
*Prods Mimsy with his foot*
Eight2:37am
"AHAHAHA!"
Lani2:37am
"BYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Eight2:38am
Candace sighs and calms down, patting the cushion on the couch beside her for Dwight. "C'mere, you."
"You okay, Mimsy?"
Riyoku2:38am
*Rin popped her head in the unlocked door, seeing people watching something she snuck in quietly. She was wrapped in a blanket and offered nothing but a sniffle to mark her arrival before trying to find a spot she could sulk in*
Nyet2:38am
"The limitations of technology." Quietly, sadly: "Oh, limitations of technology."
Lani2:38am
"Oh my god ahahah the way he talks to that thing."
Eight2:39am
"Awwww! You're so cute, Mims--oh hey Rin~."
Astra2:39am
Kostya nods sadly. "You vill find other vays."
Lani2:39am
"Auuugh the ********, this movie is so funny what the ******** to do. Many runic things, many explorations."
Waves hand dismissively; not his trifle to think about, but he is sure of his analysis.
Eight2:39am
"This movie is too funny oh man."
"Hahaha!"
Riyoku2:40am
Hey... Candace, right? *she gave a wary look, not actually... having met her face to face before* Where can I curl up and try not to die?
Astra2:40am
Kostya waves at the newcomer, nodding his head in her direction.
Lani2:40am
"AWWWWWWWWWWW"
"IT WAS SO SAD HAHAHA"
Eight2:40am
"Over here by the couch, dear."
Nyet2:40am
"Ohhhhh. I want that."
Lizbot2:40am
Marvelous nail painting commences. The design soon becomes quite familiar.
Eight2:41am
Watches every now and then, stops and stares at her nails. "...Whatcha doooooin', Dwight dear?" Amused.
Riyoku2:42am
Is that the spider man? *she asked as she made a blanket nest of the couch*
Eight2:42am
"That looks so fun I want to f--oh, no. This is Iron Man."
Lizbot2:42am
"Shhh....this is art, Candace, art!"
Riyoku2:42am
Iron man? Is he made of iron then?
Eight2:42am
"No, he's a man with a suit."
"Oh s**t!"
Lani2:43am
"OH s**t HAHA"
Eight2:43am
"I was going to say I want to fly but...oh my god that's scary."
Nyet2:43am
Taken aback. "No! That would weigh a tremendous amount!"
Riyoku2:43am
Surprisingly plyable for iro--oh. Okay. Oh s**t that's scary.
Lani2:43am
"BAHAHHAA OH MY GOD MIMSY."
Riyoku2:43am
I did not like it as an owl and I'd hate it even more with jets.
Eight2:44am
"Okay I think I officially love Mimsy."
Lani2:44am
"Candace. Can we keep her?"
"AHAHAH THAT ********' ROBOT"
Eight2:44am
"HAHAHA!"
"So cuuuute!"
"And yes, Robert."
Lani2:44am
"Sweeet."
Eight2:44am
"Just feed her every day and remember to take her out for walkies."
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:46 pm
Lizbot2:44am
"Shhhh...Mimsy is my precious."
Lani2:44am
"Okay!"
Eight2:44am
"Awwwww!"
Astra2:44am
Kostya narrows his eyes at everyone. Holds onto Mimsy's elbow.
Riyoku2:44am
Is that his heart?
Astra2:44am
"Mimsy is not anyvun's precious."
"Mimsy is her own Mimsy."
Riyoku2:45am
It looks flat for a heart
Eight2:45am
"It's the device that used to be in his chest. To act as his heart."
"Right?"
Lizbot2:45am
"B-b-but I found her first!"
Lani2:45am
"Oh s**t Dwight, Checkov's gonna kick your a** hahaha."
Nyet2:45am
Mimsy makes a choked little sound and smushes closer to Kostya.
Eight2:45am
"Dwight you're scaring her."
Lani2:45am
"I got 5 bucks on Checkov if he pulls out his nuclear wessels."
Lizbot2:46am
"Naw, Mimsy's just shy. But she's a boss with the mad skills, so don't even worry."
Astra2:46am
Narrowed eyes behind glasses, glinting. "I do not have nuclear 'vessels' --"
Lani2:46am
"Awww Checkov, you say it wrooong.."
Eight2:46am
"Ahaha he told you."
Lizbot2:46am
A small chuckle.
"Orginal version, heee."
Eight2:46am
"That car."
Riyoku2:47am
Checkov?
Eight2:47am
"Robert can't say his name."
"It's Konstantin."
Lizbot2:47am
"Or John."
Eight2:47am
"Dwayne."
Riyoku2:47am
Cool if I call you Constance?
Astra2:48am
"No."
Riyoku2:48am
John then.
Astra2:48am
"No."
Eight2:48am
"I was about to give you--Kostya."
Riyoku2:48am
Froggy?
Lizbot2:48am
Wistful sigh.
Riyoku2:48am
Why was Hugh there?
Eight2:49am
"I like that dress."
Lani2:49am
"BAHAHAHAH, I like Checkov too, he makes me laaaugh."
Riyoku2:49am
Is this movie with a side plot about playboy or?
Astra2:49am
Incredulous staring at the new girl. "Kostya is acceptable." Frown. "Konstantin is not too difficult..."
Eight2:49am
"That wasn't actually him."
Riyoku2:50am
Ah, it was so fast. I just assumed.
Hew why do you all have mugs?
Eight2:50am
"Awwww, Pepper."
"Dwight made cocoa! Is there any left, Dwight?"
Riyoku2:51am
Please say theres some Dwightyyy~~~
Lizbot2:51am
"Yeah, no problem newbie!" He blows on Candace's hand for a moment before getting up and getting himself to the kitchen, where Dwight's belong.
Eight2:52am
Candace admires her nails a bit. "You're good at this."
"Whaaaaat?!"
Astra2:52am
"Hate."
Eight2:52am
"That a**!"
Riyoku2:52am
Thank youuuu~
Lani2:54am
"DA NA NA NA NA"
"DA NA NA NA NA"
"DA NA NA NA NA"
*Headbangs*
Eight2:54am
"I imagine that's what putting Atropos on would be like if I didn't just summon her. Piece by piece~."
Riyoku2:54am
This is such a strange movie...
Lizbot2:55am
A soft FFFFFFFFFFFF can be heard from the kitchen. It's probably best they can't see Dwight's jizzinpants face.
Astra2:55am
"That is vhat Syntax Error is like."
Eight2:56am
Candace blinks and glances toward the kitchen. "...Dwight? Everything okay? Did you burn yourself?"
Astra2:56am
He points to his arm. "Forms around arm. Pieces, yes, but much faster."
Eight2:56am
Gasps. "No!"
Eight2:56am
"Nice."
Lani2:57am
"... ******** I am so turned on right now."
"DWIGHT."
"I FEEL YOU SON."
Lizbot2:57am
He scurries our quickly, flush fading, "Nothing, here! Hope you like marshmallows!" In his excitement, he'd overdone the marshmallows to the points where there was a small bobbing little marshmallow mountain in her mug.
Eight2:57am
"Bathroom is through that door and to the right, Robert." Gestures with one hand, eyes on the ******** you Candace, don't make me whip this s**t out in front of you."
Lizbot2:57am
"...."
Eight2:57am
"Please don't. I'd rather not get sick in front of everyone."
Astra2:57am
Kostya shrieks a little.
"Nyet!"
"Nyet!"
Lizbot2:57am
"Clarice warned me about this..."
Eight2:58am
"...What, Dwight?"
Lani2:58am
*Giggles*
"COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK BACK AT EXPLOSIONSS"
Lizbot2:58am
"Never give Robert an excuse to start removing clothes, because he will. Oh he will."
Eight2:58am
"....."
Astra2:58am
A low, slow. "Nyet..." Frowny.
Eight2:59am
"I'll kill him."
Lani2:59am
"Hehehehe."
Lizbot2:59am
"Like how little kids go through a big naked phase where they just strip down whenever? He never grew out of it."
Eight2:59am
"Oh it's manned~."
Riyoku2:59am
*Rin treasured her cocoa with marshmallow mountain* What are you guys fussing about? *siiiip*
Eight2:59am
Snorts at Dwight.
Lani3:00am
*Grinning like a fool*
Eight3:00am
"Nice, Tony."
Eight3:01am
"Sit, Dwight, sit~. You don't have to get up anymore."
Riyoku3:01am
*Rin swayed blearily at the action* Augh, when can they stop flyinnng?
Lizbot3:01am
Nail art commences.
Riyoku3:01am
Oh! Thank you by the way Dwight
Eight3:02am
Candace tries not to move her hands, gasping.
Lizbot3:02am
"No problem, gotta take care of my little hunters"
Eight3:02am
Squeak.
Eight3:03am
"Yaaaaaay!" Tries not to lift her hands and rejoice.
"That's right, b***h."
"Tony did that."
Lizbot3:04am
Dwight nods in approval.
Lani3:04am
"Awwww yeah."
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Riyoku3:04am
I'm not little, Dwight. Full grown woman, here.
Lizbot3:04am
"Ok how about Hunter Junior?"
Eight3:05am
"We're baaaaby hunters."
Lani3:05am
*Sucks his thumb.*
Lizbot3:05am
"Yeah, he's not mine."
Eight3:05am
"...Some more than o--haha!"
Lani3:05am
"Gosh I'm hungry, any milk on tap ladeeeez?"
Eight3:05am
"WHAT?!"
Lani3:05am
"BAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAA"
Eight3:05am
"That b*****d!"
Riyoku3:05am
How about, Hunter in training? Or just call me a woman, eh? Rank isn't always needed to refer to someone.
Eight3:05am
"Also, Robert, she's downstairs."
Lani3:05am
"Damn."
Nyet3:05am
*recoils in disgust*
Eight3:06am
"He doesn't mean anything by it, Rin."
Astra3:06am
"Obie." Fist clench.
Riyoku3:06am
I know, I'm just saying.
Eight3:06am
"What is.."
Lizbot3:07am
"Naw, I'll just call you Rin." Pouting ensues.
Eight3:07am
"D'awwww." Leans in and kisses Dwight's cheek. "Poor baby~."
Lizbot3:08am
His strokes falter, leaving polish on her hands, "Ah s**t, s**t sorry. Let me get the remover."
Riyoku3:08am
Rin works~ *slurrrp* Damn, you are good at cocoa. You just need to chill in the lifelabs handing out cocoa all day.
Eight3:09am
Blinks. "You're fine."
"Awww, Pepper!"
"Come on, don't do thaaaat."
Lizbot3:09am
"Ha, no, the doc prefers the pretty ladies to go around bearing drinks."
Eight3:10am
"..I really like her outfit."
Riyoku3:10am
Shouldn't quality be more important than the looks of the person making it?
Lizbot3:11am
"He makes sure he gets both, greedy b*****d."
"I mean...uh..."
"Oh that Doctor H."
Eight3:11am
"..."
Lizbot3:11am
"Gosh."
Eight3:11am
"You don't have to fake it, Dwight."
Stares nervously at the screen.
Astra3:12am
Eyebrow raised.
Eight3:13am
"Ohhh she's sneaky~."
Eight3:14am
"Oh s**t.."
Lizbot3:14am
"You have no hair dude."
Nyet3:14am
"Simply." Snorts.
Lizbot3:15am
"Thats right, b***h."
Sad face.
Eight3:15am
"That b*****d."
Riyoku3:15am
*Rin just looks so confused* *blinks* yikes!
Eight3:16am
"O-oh god.."
Riyoku3:16am
Whats going on?
Is that a heart?
Eight3:16am
"That's what keeps him aliiiiive."
Riyoku3:16am
Ohhh.
Lizbot3:16am
"It keeps pieces of metal from entering his heart and killing him."
Eight3:16am
Squeaks and jumps a little.
Riyoku3:17am
Ahh
Lizbot3:17am
Manly holding would be manlier if Dwight didn't look like somebody was puppykicking in front of him.
Eight3:18am
"Pepper nooooo!"
Eight3:18am
Clings to Dwight, eyes wide.
Lani3:19am
*Fell asleep on the floor.*
Eight3:19am
"Awwwwwwww!"
Riyoku3:19am
ARGH
WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Eight3:19am
"His robot!"
"He has two!"
Riyoku3:19am
It;'s horrifying!
Astra3:19am
"Syntax sounds much like that." Imitates the low beeps and boops. Taps his forehead.
Eight3:19am
"It's adorable."
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Lizbot3:19am
Finshes Candaces nails and moves on to Robert's.
Eight3:20am
"Oooh pretty~."
Lizbot3:20am
Dwight awesomefaces at her.
Eight3:20am
"Thaaaank you, Dwight." Kisses his temple. "Make him extra sparkly, he'll love it."
Lizbot3:20am
"I'll give him a nice Thor theme."
Eight3:21am
"Is that a bomb.."
Riyoku3:21am
*Rin peeeeered over and raised a brow* are you guys painting that dude glittery?
Lizbot3:21am
"Just his nails.."
Eight3:22am
"Dwight promised he'd do my nails, and Robert's asleep...and he's done with mine.."
Riyoku3:22am
Where's the magic marker?
Eight3:22am
"I don't have any."
Lizbot3:22am
"In my pocket..."
Eight3:22am
"....."
Lizbot3:23am
He produces several.
Eight3:23am
"Oh, okay."
Lani3:23am
*Snores.*
Eight3:23am
"For a second I thought you were being a p--ohshit!"
Lizbot3:23am
"I keep them handy for whenever someone passes out during Jenga."
Riyoku3:23am
Always draw on the sleeping guy, always. Have you forgotten your Life training?
Eight3:23am
"I dunno, nails are more permanent than face drawing."
"How did she get out of there fast enough to avoid him when she can barely walk in that outfit."
Nyet3:25am
A little smile. "Movie physics."
Eight3:25am
Giggles.
Riyoku3:25am
Way to run over a guy trying to help
Eight3:25am
"I know, right?"
Winces.
Astra3:26am
"...Maybe ve should try to go back. Do not vant to wake up ...markered..."
Cue the leo squint.
Eight3:26am
"Nah, I won't let him mark you two up."
Astra3:26am
An appreciative nod.
Lizbot3:26am
"Oh I'd never mar Mimsy's face."
"Outside of Jenga..."
Eight3:26am
"And there's that."
Nyet3:26am
Mental note to avoid Jenga for as long as possible.
Riyoku3:27am
I don;t know either of you at all. Tha'd be weird. Drawing hitler stashes on strangers
Eight3:27am
"So if we ever ******** up a city."
"Are we calling it a training exercise?"
Lizbot3:27am
"Don't we already?"
Eight3:27am
"...True enough."
"Haha!"
"He's so dead~."
Astra3:28am
"Jarvis is excellent." Carefully holds a little tamagotchi in his hands.
Eight3:29am
"Awwww! Is that your weapon?"
Lizbot3:29am
"Does it poop?"
Astra3:29am
He nods, showing her the face of it. A tiny face on the screen goes: ^_~
Eight3:29am
"Classy."
Astra3:29am
"...Yes." :
Eight3:29am
"Ohmygodthatisthecutest!"
Nyet3:29am
Mimsy pats Kostya's arm softly in consolation.
Lizbot3:29am
"Cool!"
Lani3:30am
*Mutters something about unicorns in his sleep.*
Eight3:30am
"..."
Astra3:30am
The tamagotchi beepbeeps in a little eight bit manner. (>^_^)> <(^_^<) <(^_^)>
Lizbot3:30am
"...."
Eight3:30am
"Ohmygod!"
"Socuuuuuute!"
"Dude, that's a stupid move."
"Opening the suit."
Riyoku3:30am
My weapon... opens tin cans.
Eight3:30am
"Mine's jewelry."
Lizbot3:31am
"Mine's these glasses."
Eight3:31am
"Really?!"
Lizbot3:31am
"Yeah I'm actually 20/20, but I dig them."
Eight3:31am
"Nice!"
Astra3:32am
"Do you have HUD?"
Lizbot3:32am
"Chicks love asian guys in hipster glasses."
"..." Wilt
Riyoku3:32am
So you have glasses just to pick up chicks with?
Eight3:32am
"I just like glasses in general if they fit a person's face."
Astra3:32am
"I vish I had HUD also."
Nyet3:32am
Sigh. "Don't we all?"
Astra3:32am
A long nod.
Lizbot3:32am
"No they're my totem too, he's just being a bro by making me that much more appealing."
Eight3:33am
"What is he?" Head in hands.
Riyoku3:33am
Good question.
Lizbot3:34am
"Sparkie is a mad scientist!"
Lani3:34am
*SNORTS AWAKE*
"SHIELD!"
Eight3:34am
"Hi!"
"Oh look, Robert."
"I think we win our bets."
Lizbot3:34am
Dwight casually lets go of Robert's hand.
Lani3:34am
"Whahuh.. hi, s**t, what just-"
"...."
"Was I asleep?"
Eight3:35am
Candace leans against Dwight and pulls the blanket around her. "Yes."
Riyoku3:35am
*Rin snickered giddily*
Lizbot3:35am
"It's okay, big guy. You were here in ********." *Rubs eyes with fists childishly*
Eight3:36am
"Man that chick can't let go."
"Haha!"
Lizbot3:36am
"FFFFFFFFFF"
Lani3:36am
"DA NAAA NA NA NA"
*HEADBANGS AGAIN*
Astra3:36am
Hums along.
Eight3:36am
Laughs at the guys.
Riyoku3:37am
What is this song? Sounds mildly familiar.
Eight3:37am
"Iron Man?"
Lani3:37am
*AIR GUITARING*
Riyoku3:37am
nah the beginning
Riyoku3:37am
now it just sounds...
Lani3:37am
"That's Iron Man, haha."
Riyoku3:37am
Ah.
Astra3:37am
"Iron Man, by Black Sabbath."
A sage nod.
Eight3:38am
"I liked ******** awesome song."
Riyoku3:38am
Not seen a movie like that ever. *nod*
Astra3:39am
Kostya smiles. "Is nice to have ...people to vatch things vith. Before island, not have many."
Lizbot3:39am
Dwight's awesomeface is firmly awesome.
Lani3:39am
"Awww.."
Eight3:39am
"You are so cute~!"
"Aw, really Kostya?"
Lani3:39am
"I'll watch tv with you anytime, Checkov."
*Punches him in the arm.*
Eight3:39am
"Ohohoh can we watch another?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:53 pm
Riyoku3:40am You were sleeping, not so much watching... Lani3:40am "Hey, I'm sick, sue me!" Eight3:40am "Dwight's the only not-sick one here." Riyoku3:40am Really? How the ******** youmanage that? Lani3:41am *Refrains from answering, looks shifty* Eight3:42am "...Robert?" Lani3:42am "What, she asked you a question." <_< Riyoku3:42am Dwight? Eight3:42am "I'm not an Asian man, Robert." Astra3:42am A nod. "Am not minding, but is ni-" A wince. "Ow!" Lani3:43am "I DON'T KNOW YOU LOOK PRETTY SQUINTY TO ME BAHAHAHA" Astra3:43am  8( Eight3:43am "Oh HAHA." Kicks Robert. Lani3:43am "OW b***h WHAT THE ********, I didn't go on the mission?" Eight3:44am "You didn't become an adorable minipet." Riyoku3:44am Really? Why not? I guess it's just as well. Would have just been another horny a** tomcat. Eight3:45am Laughs! Lizbot3:45am "Not everyone has to jump around on Caelius' whims." Lani3:45am "I WAS A DOG." Nyet3:45am Mimsy stiffens at the word 'cat'. Lani3:45am *Says this proudly* Eight3:45am "I was a um...cat thing. Purple with pretty gold bits." "I kind of want one now." Riyoku3:46am I was an owl. Eight3:46am "Niiice..you okay, Mims?" Riyoku3:46am A ******** owl with a terror for heights. Eight3:46am "Wow." "That's sad." Nyet3:46am "No. I was--" Pauses, closes her eyes, shakes her head in disgust. "Nyan cat." Lizbot3:47am "Awww...I wish i had seen that, Mimsy!" Riyoku3:47am Shush. I can't help it. I'm sure you all have fears. Eight3:47am "Nyan cat?" Astra3:48am "I vas..." "..." "Party cat." Nyet 3:48 am Gives Dwight a look. Astra 3:48 am "I...I did not stop." "It vas odd to see my ...bones." Eight 3:48 am "Neat!" Riyoku 3:49 am What are you afraid of, Candace? Eight 3:49 am "Uh.." Lizbot 3:50 am Dwight just beams at Mimsy. They're friends. Eight 3:50 am Clears her throat and makes herself comfortable against Dwight. "Nothing." Nyet 3:50 am "Oh. You might have been here for too long to...ah." Frowns, thinks. "The cat has an abdomen made of a pop-tart, and runs through space with a rainbow trail, accompanied by a terribly repetitive song." Eight 3:50 am "...That..sounds adorable." Riyoku 3:50 am *Rin laughed* noone is afraid of nothing. Astra 3:50 am "It vas not such a bad song, you know." Eight 3:51 am Grins. "I'm afraid of nothing." Riyoku 3:51 am That's a lie but whatever, you don;t have to tell me. I was just making conversation. Eight 3:52 am "I know~." Lizbot 3:52 am "I don't know, nothing can be pretty scary." Nyet 3:52 am "It must not have been," glances at Kostya with neutral face, "for you to party to it for so long." Riyoku 3:52 am So, you're saying you're afraid of nothingness or just denying any fear at all? Astra 3:53 am "..." "Check and mate, Mimsy. Check and mate." Resigned frown. Eight 3:53 am "Denying any fear at all, because I'm too awesome to fear anything." Gives Rin a thumb's up, still grinning. "Because I'm Candace ******** Pennington~." Lizbot 3:54 am Dwight squeezes her shoulder, "You just keeps those balls to the wall." Riyoku 3:54 am *Rin rolled her eyes* Anyway! Someone human want to answer that question - you Dwight? Lani 3:54 am *Fistbumps Candace* Eight 3:54 am Laughs. "Always!" Fistbumps Robert. Astra 3:55 am Looks at Rin. "Lack of purpose." "Listlessness, idle hands...da. Things I fear." Eight 3:55 am "Aww." Riyoku 3:55 am *Rin looked amused* Really? That's a very genuine fear. Riyoku 3:56 am Is that why you became a hunter? Lizbot 3:56 am "Uh, I'm afraid of lots of things. Like becoming a...well, I don't want to get into it, but lots of things." Astra 3:57 am Nods. Riyoku 3:57 am *Rin nearly lept out of the couch to try and get closer to Dwight* Becoming a what? Spill it, man. Astra 3:57 am "That...and. Vell. Girl.......who recruited me. Very convincing." Sad nod. Eight 3:57 am Candace squeaks and clings to Dwight as Rin comes at them. Riyoku 3:59 am *Rin blinked slowly at Candace* Being afraid of me is a farrrr cry from having no fears at all, girl. Eight 3:59 am "Being surprised and being afraid are two different things." Astra 4:00 am Snickers. Lizbot 4:00 am Dwight frowned, and his voice lowered, "Becoming the thing we fight. Becoming the threat to the world instead of the heroes." "Happy?" Riyoku 4:01 am *Rin nodded* Very happy, that... explains a bit, too. Astra 4:01 am Kostya reaches over to give Dwight a hesitant arm pat and a nod in agreement before quickly withdrawing. Eight 4:02 am "..." Kisses the corner of Dwight's mouth. "We won't let that happen to you, buddy." Snuggles up against him with a happy little noise. Lani 4:02 am "Uh." "Candace. I know you like to be happy n s**t but." Nyet 4:02 am Mimsy's gaze drops to the floor at Dwight's confession, lips pressed tightly together. Lani 4:03 am *Crunches nose up* Riyoku 4:03 am *she wanted to point out the parallels or at least was thinking them then gross display of affection had her making a face* Astra 4:03 am Kostya makes the same face Rin does. neutral Lani 4:03 am "There ain't no way to be sure any one of us are gonna die like that." Eight 4:03 am "Well." Lani 4:03 am "But we can try." Eight 4:03 am "The least we can do is not let them become that." Lani 4:03 am *pats Candace's head.* Eight 4:03 am "Geh.." Lani 4:03 am "TAKE MY PAT." "TAKE IT AND LIKE IT." Eight 4:04 am Whines like a child. "Pat rape!" Lani 4:04 am *PATPATPATPATPAT a** PAT* Eight 4:04 am "Hey!" Lani 4:04 am "What, it was Checkov." *Points at him with wide eyes.* Eight 4:04 am "Jackass!" "Do it again and I'll go make out with your wife again." Astra 4:04 am .............. Nyet 4:04 am "Robert." :I Lani 4:05 am *Considers...* Astra 4:05 am "I did not do..." Eight 4:05 am "I know you didn't." Lani 4:05 am *Takes some time to really consider the pros and cons of this.* Lizbot 4:05 am He smiles at Rin, and explains, his eyes sliding significantly to the mist huntress, " Nothing is pretty scary too. Reaching out for warmth, and finding a void instead. Luckily I have Candace ******** Pennington right here." Astra 4:05 am "Vhy does he blame me for things!" Eight 4:05 am "Because he's Robert." Lani 4:05 am "Haha, when Dwight says it, it sounds like Candace is ******** someone named Pennington." Eight 4:05 am "Awww, Dwight~." "..." Lani 4:06 am *Waggles eyebrows* Eight 4:06 am "I like your nails." Lani 4:06 am "Whose-what?" Eight 4:06 am "Your. Nails." Lani 4:06 am *Looks at his own nails* Eight 4:06 am "I like them." Lani 4:06 am "WHO THE ******** Dwight, you are no more alone than I am.
Eight 4:06 am
Doubles over laughing.
Riyoku 4:06 am
You'rte stuck with your weapon forever.
Lani 4:07 am
"CANDACE DID YOU PAINT MY MOTHER ******** NAILS YOU PIECE OF s**t"
Eight 4:07 am
"Nope."
Lizbot 4:07 am
"I thought you'd like Thor!"
Eight 4:07 am
"I did not, actually."
Nyet 4:07 am
Winces, because that one she heard through the earmuffs.
Lani 4:07 am
"Well who-"
Lizbot 4:07 am
"And uh...don't take that for granted, Rin."
Lani 4:07 am
*LUNGES AFTER DWIGHT AGAIN*
Eight 4:07 am
"You okay, Mims?"
Astra 4:07 am
"Vhy is being alone so bad? I am appreciating Syntax Error, but...is not so bad."
Eight 4:07 am
"OHSH--"
Lizbot 4:08 am
"Some people just need contect with others. To help ground them."
Riyoku 4:08 am
Yeah, I leared that s**t the hard way... *eyed robert*
Lizbot 4:08 am
He chokes, "not that kind of contact Robert!"
Lani 4:08 am
*THROTTLES*
"I'M GONNA GROUND YOU. GROUND YOU UP INTO DUST."
Riyoku 4:08 am
Dude, get the ******** off him. It's just nailpolish.
Lizbot 4:09 am
"J-j-h-ack! Juice! Box!"
Eight 4:09 am
"Juice box?"
"Robert get off him. He's not Tony Stark."
Lani 4:09 am
"Haha, he wishes he was."
Lizbot 4:09 am
Dwight scrambles to the box of nail polish, and holds one aloft.
Lizbot 4:10 am
A juice box.
Eight 4:10 am
Blinks. "You..carry juice boxes..?"
Lani 4:10 am
*Reaches up to punch Dwight when-*
....
Astra 4:10 am
"...Vhy are you making the rough sex moves on Dwight?" Turns around, closes his eyes. "Do not to see how escalates!"
Lani 4:10 am
*Takes the juice box and lets Dwight go.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:55 pm
Eight 4:10 am
"Wh..what.."
Astra 4:10 am
Covers his ears, too. In advance.
Lizbot 4:10 am
It had a label in Clarice's writing, "For Emergency Use."
Eight 4:10 am
Chokes with laughter. "Konstantin!"
Lani 4:10 am
*Punches the hole with the tiny straw and sucks on it sulkily.*
Nyet 4:10 am
Consoles Kostya, mockingly shaking her head at Dwight and Robert.
Eight 4:11 am
"It's like Clarice prepared you for babysitting, Dwight."
Lani 4:11 am
*Sulks and sucks.*
Lizbot 4:11 am
"Oh we all carry one or two with us."
Eight 4:11 am
"Wow, really?"
Lizbot 4:11 am
"It's like having our own Hulk!'
Astra 4:11 am
"I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE, I DO NOT VISH TO SEE IT AGAIN." 8((((
Eight 4:12 am
"..What."
"Kostya are you okay?"
Nyet 4:12 am
Mimsy opens her mouth to comment on the gross innacuracy of Robert's intelligence vs. Bruce Banner's, stops, calmly closes it again.
Riyoku 4:12 am
*Rin just was stunned into silence by the strange show before making a mental note to keep more juice boxes*
Eight 4:13 am
"Well at least he's quiet."
Riyoku 4:13 am
Now that that's settled, I think you were about to bestow a wise nugget on me?
Astra 4:14 am
Slowly turns around, squinting, appeased that nothing involving nudity happened.
"Okay vurks."
Riyoku 4:14 am
nugget of knowledge I mean.. not like... a wise chicken nugget.
Eight 4:15 am
Snorts.
Lani 4:15 am
*Sucks.*
Lizbot 4:15 am
Dwight shrugged, "Contact with others can a sort of therapy, don't knock it. And uh...weapons can break. Even ours, so, yeah...don't take it for granted."
Eight 4:16 am
"They can get taken away, too~."
Riyoku 4:16 am
.... they can? *she turned to give Byr a wild eyed ********. I wont let that happen any time soon. He's my bud. But yeah, I'm not knocking it... trust me. It's lonely sometimes even with Byr.
Astra 4:18 am
Kostantin looks startled, and holds the little tamagotchi closer.
(It beeps once.)
(A chirp, really.)
Eight 4:19 am
"God you have the best totem."
Astra 4:19 am
( (~OuO)~ )
Lizbot 4:19 am
"You can always swing by the AV room if you feel lonely, I'm usually there."
Astra 4:19 am
"Danke."
Lani 4:20 am
*Settles down with his juice box, curled up in a ball, looking sleepy*
Eight 4:20 am
"Mmkay...all this sad talk is making me sleepy." Leans on Dwight. "Bedtime?"
Riyoku 4:21 am
Hmmm... *she looked to be seriously considering this - oh well, what's another friend?*
Lizbot 4:21 am
Dwight's awesome face got even awesomer.
Lani 4:21 am
*The sound of sucking on an empty juice box is heard.*
Eight 4:21 am
"..Finished already?"
Lani 4:22 am
"Mmmf."
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