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Volzashi
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:09 pm



Discuss the possible new mode coming soon.

The recent update is a big hint towards it.
"tobor_a" = a robot.

Cooperative horde mode game type for TF2? Seems legit.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:00 pm


Hm.. Choosing between killing the giant, metal humanoid possibly equipped with rocket launchers or the meat-bag in the RED uniform...

...

I prefer the blood particles.

But seriously, a non-event boss-like entity would be a nice change of pace just as long as it doesn't turn into some kinda Monoculus thing. Now to figure out how this ties in with Meet the Pyro.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:58 pm


Pyro is... a hoard of robots? Lots of tiny robots.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:41 am


Isn't it obvious?
Pyro is a duck, and the stobor run on duck energy. So they have formed an army to kidnap all the Pyros in order to fulfill their lust for energy. But, their sensors malfunctioned, so now they think everyone is a Pyro.
Also, along the way they acquired a thirst for blood.

Well...that is my idea for it...
Since this is Valve we are talking about, I doubt it would be something obvious as "Pyro is robot." In fact, I don't think Valve will ever reveal what the Pyro is. Just release OP weapons for him.

On a side note, I would pay Valve to implement the ability for the robots to hump Engineer's buildings. Just for the lulz.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:24 pm


And then I found out a new Cyborg 009 movie is coming out. Been imagining the mercs dressed up in Cyborg outfits all day.

2012 is Tobors, yo.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:31 pm


Wait...it all adds up now!
Mann vs Machine, the new futuristic looking promo items, cyborgs, hologram of Tupac. TOBORS ARE GONNA REPLACE HUMANS!

burning_eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:15 pm


We now know what Team Fortress 2.5 is going to be! eek
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:43 pm


Robot mercenaries.
Hats, miscs, strange parts, and weapons are now upgrades/parts. Paints can be applied to your body. Engineer is now a walking sentry/dispenser/teleporter.

The whole Valve staff is also replaced by robots, with Glados overthrowing Gabe and locking him in a dungeon with the rest of the old staff. Forcing them to work on HL2 EP3, so they can sell to people at the cost of their humanity.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:28 pm


The internet seems to think Valve has a problem with the number 3. Maybe they'll make HL2 EP2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... (repeating infinitely, of course)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:23 pm


Roisu
The internet seems to think Valve has a problem with the number 3. Maybe they'll make HL2 EP2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... (repeating infinitely, of course)


That would still be 3...Just saying.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:26 pm


Tha Wolf Mane
Roisu
The internet seems to think Valve has a problem with the number 3. Maybe they'll make HL2 EP2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... (repeating infinitely, of course)


That would still be 3...Just saying.
Ahh, but they wouldn't have to buy a 3 key for their keyboards.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:35 pm


Roisu
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The internet seems to think Valve has a problem with the number 3. Maybe they'll make HL2 EP2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... (repeating infinitely, of course)


That would still be 3...Just saying.
Ahh, but they wouldn't have to buy a 3 key for their keyboards.


Awww, I sell 3 keys for a living. sad
Guess I'm not eating this year...oh well...I'm gonna be a robot anyways.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:37 pm


s**t just got real...

I am now going to remove all goldfish, cheese, pocket lint, bananas, secret diaries, damaged capacitors, and barn door planks from my house.

There goes my Saturday night.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:52 pm


Oh, man. I totally have cheese, lint, bananas, diaries, and capacitors lying around. Thank GOODNESS I don't have any goldfish or barn doors. I'm afraid the mercenaries would come in droves to take them from me if I did.

I hate capacitors.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:39 pm


Cheese. Check.
Lint. Check.
...Diaries... -cough- erm... check.
Bananas. Double-check.

... Whelp. I have some crafting to do.
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