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 Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:07 pm
You put several RuroKen fans into the manga?
Insanity, of course.
Well, this is a roleplay about several RuroKen fans who are somehow transported into the manga.
Yes, it's corny.
But, with Hitaru, Alyeth, Taiyo, Jinchuu, Degu, *ticks of fingers and continues list*, it should be fun! ^^
Basically, we're here to ruin their lives. Isn't that fun??
...And also to support couples. (*coughHikoxhimselfcough*)
Please join!!
RULES
- Please keep it decent. There may be young readers out there. You never know...
- If you use MAJOR swearing, please use the asterisks. Very useful, ne?
- No1 wnts 2 c u tipe lyk dis. (No one wants to see you type like this.)
- Please, NO ONE-LINERS. Maybe about four-five sentences a post, please?
- INTERACT WITH OTHERS.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:10 pm
--THE ROLEPLAYERS--
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mensakitty
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Taiyo
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Alyeth
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Hitokiri Hitaru
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The Only Dragon Goddess
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Join?
Please PM your request to join.
Also, if you have a Dream Avvie, feel free to use it. PM the image URL so I can post it here.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:00 pm
Panting, a girl set down her heavy book bag on one of the library's back tables. "I KNEW I would regret bringing my manga everywhere with me!!" she groaned as rested her head on the table.
Her name was Mensa (Okay, I'm just using my Online nickname. >>). Her black hair cascaded down her back in sleek strands, covering almost all of her black top. She had two strange ornaments decorating her ears- 'Goti Clips', as she called them, the demonic little bunnies sagging slightly as strands of her hair became strewn across the table. Her top-- a black one, with frilly white lace for the 'sleeves' and the top and bottom, that exposed her shoulders and was supported by some straps connected to a collar on her neck. Her jeans were plain, blue, and normal. She wore black sandals that increased her height by about .5 inches. She needed that, too... She also wore a red scarf that hung loosely around her neck, swaying slightly when she moved. A raccoon tail was popping out of her jeans.
Mensa pulled open her bag, but stopped as her bright red eyes spotted something on the shelf. It was her favorite manga- Rurouni Kenshin!!
Grabbing the book hastily, almost like a wolf gnawing at its food, she glanced around with shifty eyes, making sure no one was setting some kind of trap. Once satisfied, she propped it open, grinning. "Oh, this is volume 8! I love how Misao acts," she said, flipping the pages with a laugh.Then, she noticed some swirling on the page. It seemed to be in a tree... Leaning in more closely, the swirling vortex sucked her in. All that was left was the book, which had fallen with a soft thud and was now closed, and her book bag.
(LAWL I EDITED THIS. I have a tail! XD)
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:33 am
"Yoo-hoo? Anyone here? Mensa? I could've sworn I saw her..."
Taiyo's blue eyes gazed about the library room, expecting to see one of her Orogumi friends. Today was the day that the gang would meet up, discussing the obession that was Rurouni Kenshin. It had been over a year now that the group had been discussing, reading and watching their favorite red-headed hitokiri. Some had been around since the beginning, others were fairly new, but the good thing about it is that they all got along splendidly.
Today was a day were the gang was to go to the Library and read up on the Manga (of course, she'll never quite understand why they chose the library because they could never keep quite. Half the time, the were yelling odd things about Hiko wearing pink tutus or reciting poems that they thought were quite clever). It had been awhile since Taiyo had read the mangas, so she was relieved to be able to again.
As the red-headed teen sat down at the table, she noticed a bag that looked very similar to Mensa's. "So she IS here..." Taiyo said. "She must be at the washroom or something..." Her eyes then caught the image of one of the mangas on the table. Bright-eyed and grinning she grabbed it."Sweet! Volume 8! Power to Misao in all her awesomeness." Then, as soon as she opened it, there was a flash of light as the young Ruro Fan was also sucked into in a whirling vortex. For that instant, Taiyo thought about another one of her favorite manga series that also transported people to another world via a book. If it had the guys from that, then it couldn't be so bad. However, her last words were something quite different.
"Well... this can't be good."
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:55 pm
"Pssh. Where did everyone go? I'm usually the last one here."
Alyeth stood at the entrance of the library, well, not hearing any squealing fan-girl noises. This was not normal. What was wrong with them? Adjusting her black shirt that reached down to her thighs, she looked down at her outfit. Black and white stockings, pengu slippers, and a big red bow that made her look like a little cute superstar girl [I got told that by a friend of mine xD]. Oh, you can't forget all her kitties attached to her. It was love. Sighing, she approached their regular meeting place, The Table of Rurouni Compelling-ness. There was nothing there, except a book of course. But, considering how ditzy and slow Alyeth was at realizing these things, she didn't notice it at the time being. "Where arrrrrrrrrreeeeee you guys?" This wasn't funny, more like one of those horror movies where you got locked in the library. It was closing time, and every night they always snuck in through the window on the top floor of course. Well, she did. And every night, she made the loudest noises known to man, knocking anything possible over in her path. Then she'd have to go down like twenty flights of stairs, mostly falling down them. That was fun.
Who knows why nobody ever heard her, perhaps it was luck. Or karma, since she rarely was mean to anyone unless they were first. And, if they were, oh was she nasty. Not that that mattered too much, the RuroKen fangirl was simply reciting scenes from Samurai X in her head as she skipped to the chair of the Rurouni Compelling-ness chair. Not until she tripped over the manga book [don't ask how you trip over a manga book when it's a foot away, okay?] and fell flat on the floor.
"dghdpihgd this is volume eight! Misao's so silly in this one... with all her sillyness.... not that I remember too well, anyway. Everyone else says so." Flipping back her golden-hued curls aside, amber irises opened the book to a swirling vortex tree, only to squint at it and be sucked in. Just her luck to switch RIGHT to that page, eh? Well, who knew what would happen now, considering the crazy girl had always wished to be transported in this world, what would happen if it really came true? Only time will tell... mwamwamwa!
[[That post kinda sucked, but xD Eh. I tried]
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:43 pm
"What in the WORLD?!" whined Mensa, grimacing as she rubbed her painful rear. Looking down, she noticed she was in a tree....
And the branch she was hanging on was right over a cliff. A very. Very. Very. Tall. Cliff.
She screamed something unintelligible and clung to the tree trunk, but noticed who was under her. A pale face was staring right up at her, sapphire blue eyes basically asking the question:
Who are YOU and why are you dressed like that and--
"OMG MAKIMACHI MISAO!!!!!!" screamed Mensa, her eyes widening like breakfast plates (it's ALWAYS dinner...) as she did so. She proceeded to try and hop off the tree, but noticed that if she tried to she would, A, fall into a branch, B, fall off the cliff, or C, fall right on Misao. Craptastic.
"How the HECK did I get HERE?!" she screeched at Misao. But, looking around, she noticed where she was-- right where Misao tries to jump over the cliff, but Kenshin saves her.
*****
Misao glanced upwards. A girl was sitting in the tree, in VERY strange clothing. "What the...?" she muttered, but then called out. "Hey, you! What are YOU doing here?"
*****
She's talking to me! It's real! thought Mensa, before her sight began to blur, and she pitched forward, apparently having fainted.
Unfortunately, the area where she fell resulted in her unwillingly choosing option B.
Also known as, she's screwed.
[[Ahahah, drama! xDD I love making dramatic moments like that.
And we have to do doubles. One, ourselves, then two, a main RuroKen character.]]
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:44 pm
Taiyo had come to the conclusion that she didn't like travel through warp holes. They were too bright, they messed up her hair, and if felt as though you're being pulled 593948.3453 directions. Cubed. Not to mention that she was hungry, confused, and really wanted to brush her teeth. Had she had know that she was going to be travelling to another world, she would have taken the gum before she opened the book.
Suddenly it went dark. Of course, this was due to the fact that Taiyo had closed her eyes because the light bothered her way to much. When the young adult felt as though she was on firm ground, she opened her eyes again. To her surprise, it was not bright. She was not in the Library anymore either. She was somewhere completely different.
The buildings were far different then those of back home. They looked as though they were painted with water colours. And the people were dressed in either yukatas,kimonos, or old styled western clothing. She heard the sounds of people talking, horses clacking, and trains moving. She then realized where she was.
"Holy crap, I'm in Finland!"
Try again.
"Holy crap, I'm in Korea!"
...One more time.
"Holy crap, I'm in JAPAN!"
There we go. Yes... Taiyo was in Japan. And it wasn't the Japan she was used to either. Nope, this was Japan in the Meiji Era in Tokyo. Her heart pounded. She couldn't believe it... the she was inside her favorite manga (presumably)! There was just one thing... she could hardly speak any Japanese! She began to panic. How could she properly communicate with anyone if she could only say 'hello', 'thank you' and 'where is the...?' She bright blue eyes scanned for an English Embassy of some sort. No luck. She'd just have to ask someone. She wasn't really nervous about them being jerks, she knew that most were usually willing to help, she just hoped she'd be able to at least find out how to find someone who spoke the same language.
Standing up and brushing off dust from her brown cargo pants and black jean jacket, she looked to see who would be willing to help her. Suddenly, someone caught her eye. He was very talled compared to most of the people around him, with dark brown hair that looked very much like it belonged to a rooster. His gaze was sort of lazy, but a little irritated looking as he leaned on the wall of a house and chewed a fishbone tail. Of course, Taiyo, not exactly always being the most quick witted of people when it came to observing, happily ran up to the fellow, trying to look as polite as possible, not even realizing who it was.
Quickly, she did a bow. "Ko-ni-chi-wa and Sumimasen!" she began, looking rather stupid as she spoke loudly and slowly. "Ummm... Em-ba-si... errr... doko desu ka? Yes, that's it! Embassy doko desu ka? Woo! I rock!"
The young male looked at her ask though she had lobsters crawling out of her ears. Who in the world was this kid? Looking down at her only slightly (surprisingly enough, she wasn't that much shorter than him) he finally gave his answer.
"Missy... What the hell are you babbling about?"
Taiyo freaked out. "Holy moly! You speak English!"
Now he looked at her as if she were truly insane. "What the... we're speaking Japanese!"
"Wait... what? But... WAH! Why is everything so confusing!?"
"... You're from Kyoto... aren't you? It sure would explain the crazy talking."
It was only then Taiyo realized who the man was. She looked at him in the face for a moment, and then did a double take. "Z'oh my god... You're Sanosuke Sagara!"
Sano's brown eyes widened. How in the world did she know his name? He never met her before! Was she some sort of spy? Suddenly, the young girl groaned.
"Man... why did I have to get stuck with the freeloader?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:28 pm
"I GOT IT!!!! YOU GUYS I GOT IT!!!" A brunette girl exclaimed as she ran into the library, her arms holding a small book tightly to her chest. "NUMBER 24!!!" She cheered held out the book, awaiting a responce from her friends. Nothing. "Hmmm?" Hitaru managed to pull up some of her bright red scarf that had fallen around her blue eyes, preventing her from seeing things in front of her.
"Come on you guys! I ran out to the bookstore to get this! The least you could do is say some word of thanks" Hitaru sighed in disappointment, shaking her head after not hearing a word from her friends.
"Are we playing hide and seek?" She asked slowly as she saw all of her friends things scattered along a table.
"Hmmm...I don't think so...Mensa would've dragged her manga with her, not leave it unattend-EEEEK!!!!! VOLUME 8!!!" Hitaru was quickly distracted when she noticed that volume 8 of Rurouni Kenshin, the best manga in the known world, had been left discarded on the table. Quickly scurrying over, she dropped her volume of the manga and replaced it with the 8th one. She carefully sat down at one of the wooden chairs around the table, making sure her relatively short gray skirt didn't show off too much as she sat.
"Since no one seems to be here....I can just read this till they all come back, isn't that right Battousai-chan?" Hitaru cooed as she pulled out a small plushie that resembled Battousai out of her jacket pocket. She gently sat the plushie on her lap, took out her ear phones from her MP3 and opened to a random page.
"Hey...Battousai-chan? There's something very...how do I put it...odd about that tree" Hitaru mumbled as she placed her finger on the tree, as if pointing it out to her plushie. The moment she placed her finger on the paper, it looked as if it had disappeared.
O.O
"Well that can't be good...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The last thing she remembered was something like a swirling vortex.
"Ah...Ow...my head."
Kaoru...there's a girl in your lunch!!!!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:36 pm
"Yeah... you're a loony."
Taiyo clenched her teeth. "I am not a loony! I told you. My name is Taiyo; I'm from a future alternate Universe and I travelled here through volume eight of the Rurouni Kenshin mangas!"
"How the hell do you know Kenshin?" Sano asked, leaning in suspciously.
"Well... I don't know him personally. But I know what I need to know about him. I also know you too, Rooster-head Sanosuke Sagara."
Sano stepped back for a moment. "How the hell did you know my name and I am not a rooster-head... "
"Oh come on. You're Sanosuke Sagara, also know as Zanza in the underground. You used to have this thing called a Zanbato and you were also suppose to kill Kenshin when you first met him, but then became real chums. You're now pissed off because he left you guys without saying a word. Now, you just went against Saitou and plan to go and head off to Kyoto as well."
Sano's eyes widened. Who in the world was this girl? Why did she know all this? Was she a spy? Another hitokiri... or.
"A KITSUNE!" he hollared, rather afraid. "Or some sort of demon who wants to lure me into the forest with promises of food and pleasure and then I'll be left to wonder it forever! I'm on to you"
Taiyo sighed for a moment. For once, she was actually in a snarky, logical mood. "Last time I checked, we weren't in a forest. AND I have no intentions of feeding you seeing that my Canadian Dollar won't work here."
Sano crossed his arms and continued to chew on his fish tail bone. "Sure... that's what they all say."
"Since when have you ever seen a Kistune other than Megumi?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:45 pm
SMACK!!!!!
Mensa's head landed smack dab right on the edge of a rock, but then the rest of her body fell with her-- right onto a ledge. Somehow, she was knocked back to her senses, and sat up. She felt the back of her head, but her eyes widened. She took her hand out slowly, then stared at her hand, before placing it back in her hair, softly touching her head.
...
Wait for it... Wait...
"HOLY CRAP!! I HAVE KETCHUP IN MY HAIR!!!"
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"I DON'T EVEN LIKE KETCHUP!!"
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Misao gazed curiously at the girl. What was happening? She looked up at Kenshin, who seemed to have an "ORO" slapped across his face.
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"HOLYCRAPIT'SBLOODGHFGFGHGFHSGFSJFD!" screamed Mensa, beginning to panic. Then she noticed the long crack that ran down her side of the small ledge. Thank god I'm small and underweight, she thought, her eyes the size of teatime plates. (teatime?) She rolled slowly to the other side, the one closer to the edge of the cliff.
"Uhm, Makimachi Misao, mind lending a hand? Or Himura Kenshin?" she asked, looking back and forth between the two of them.
"FIRST THINGS FIRST!!! I HAVE A QUESTION!!" screamed Misao.
"...What??"
"What's ketchup?"
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After a long and painful task of getting poor Mensa back onto the top of the cliff, Misao and Mensa were sitting on one side, with Kenshin on the other. "Well, ketchup is this red substance that's kinda thick and... well... gooey."
Misao stared at Mensa. Who WAS she??
"....ghddhgfdgdh it's MISAO!!" screamed Mensa again, and poked Misao. "Wow, it's real!"
Misao glared at the girl, and began to fume. She did not like being poked.
(several bandages later)
"SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!!"
"I get the POINT!"
"....sorry..."
"STOP APOLOGIZING!!!!"
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(I say sorry a lot. ^^; )
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:59 am
After many a bickering and arguing, the red-head and the rooster-head, were now on the road. Taiyo had begged him to come, as if she were a five-year-old (though in reality, she was only a year young than him). Sano couldn't take her begging, thus he agreed, for who knew what would've happened if he had said no.
They had been in the forests for quite some time now. Both of them, were tired, annoyed, and hungry. Sano had no more food left, and the only thing Taiyo had in her pockets was a packet of excel gum (which she offered several times to Sano. After chewing those fish bones, he had a very seafood smell to him. Of course, he rejected it).
"Saaaanoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...." Taiyo wailed. "I'm tired, and hungry... and I thought that I saw a pair of yellow eyes glaring at me and they didn't seem all that friendly........"
"Oh, would you stop your whining!" Sano replied, annoyed. "I thought you said that you took Karate! You should be tough!"
"But... I've only taken it for four and a half years..." Taiyo answered quietly. "And I've never actually gotten into a real fight before..."
"Oh. My. God." Sano groaned. "You told me you knew how to fight! HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN IN KARATE FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND NEVER BEEN IN A REAL FIGHT??"
"I'm a pacifist and believe in using my words before fighting. Anyways, I have been in tournaments before! Small ones, but I was there!"
"Just kill me now."
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:08 pm
[I guess I'll just plop right inbetween Mensa and Misao xD]
It was a.. well, it was a seemingly long vortex of nothing for like a billion years before the small figure finally arrived in... well, what is this, a hole. Yeah, she landed in a hole. What are the odds? Well, Alyeth appeared to have the best luck. .. Yeah, that was sarcasm. Now, the girl never really studied her geography, so she basically had no clue where she was. "IMUSTBESTUCKINANALTERNATEDIMENSIONWHERETHE -takes a breath-
RUROUNIKENSHINCHARACTERSAREACTUALLYREALANDICANSERIOUSLY -takes another breath-TALKTOTHEMOMGTHISISFLIPPINGINSANEINTHEMEMBRANELIKECRAZY!" Well, she caught on fast. Brushing her bronze-hued locks out of her face, the heaving girl forced herself out of the five foot deep hole, falling flat on her face when she managed to haul herself out. Now, where was she again? "OMGI'MSTUCKINTHE--" No, we GET IT. Anyway, Alyeth looked up [finally] to see a large cliff and someone screaming sorry. Oh, that must be Mensa. She must've gotten stuck in this world too. Simple, right? Of course, that's not what she was thinking as she approached and saw... -dundundun- Himura Kenshin and Makimachi Misao sitting beside Mensa. DGfdhgiudfhg WHAT A CHARACTER HOG! She thought, eyes flaring with a burning desire to take.. well, it wasn't hers really to take, but. She just wanted to have a character to talk to okay?! Tu comprendas? Bueno? Bueno.
Now, get this. A certain red-haired rurouni was sitting beside Misao and this strange girl that fell into a tree and.. talked of this strange ketchiupy substance, and wore awfully weird clothes. Pssh, and people called him weird for wearing a magenta yukata. Getting off-topic there. Okay, he was sitting there with the accustomed 'Oro omg lyke wtf is wrong w/u' well, take out everything after Oro, but. Kenshin then hears a huge bang, like a momentary earthquake of some sort. "Misao-dono... what was that?" That just wasn't natural in the middle of the Japanese forest. Oh no. Unless it was some kind of denaturalization of a stampede of crazy mammoths out of nowhere from Antarctica, I don't think we're going that crazy yet.
"Oh man.. I'm going to feel this tomorrow.. freak that, I feel it NOW. Holeh crapola, Mensa! It seems that we were somehow transported to the Rurouni Kenshin world where we can get to meet the characters from manga book eight and I don't even know how I'm talking Japanese but it's really cool!"
Thank you Captain Obvious. Kenshin blinked a couple of times, looking from Alyeth to Mensa and just ending it with a puzzled sigh. Of course, since Alyeth is very obsessive compulsive on the inside about a certain rurouni, we all know it would come out in the presence of none other than Himura himself. Golden eyes widening far larger than any plate, Alyeth stepped forward and poked Kenshin's sword.
"... It's real.. your sakabatou you have, it's reaaaalllllllll..." Violet orbs stared back at her, glancing back down to his sword and nodding. ".. Yes. And.."
"Just don't even bother asking. There's no explanation for traveling across time like.. a billion years. Now.. I'm hungry, can we go back, because I haven't worked out at the YMCA in a while, and I don't think I can jump that. I don't think I could EVER jump that. I'm not all Hiten-Mitsurugi Ryu resistant like you." All she got was another dumbfounded glare before Kenshin looked back towards the forest. To him, there was no real going back now. It's just, these people boggled his mind, had they possibly come to help them defeat Shishio or something? Assistance brought from the future? Who knows. All we know now is that there are two crazy fangirls in the presence of their favorite characters, and it could start bursting flames in that crack they must jump over with just a snap of the finge-- wait, wrong anime. Whoopsie.
Well, Mensa and Alyeth knew well what was going to happen, every line, every event, every enemy, every destination. So how would this affect rurouni history? Probably lots, considering they would annoy the hellion out of-- why do you keep asking so many questions, getting me off topic like this?! Geez. People in the Meiji era... -cough- Anyway! -drumroll- what will become of Makimachi Misao, Himura Kenshin, Mensa, and Alyeth?! Well, we already know the first two, but what about the last?
[Wow. Much longer than intended. I had a lot of fun with it though, some crappy -- <-- action in there for you. It's all about having fun so XD Let me know if I'm trying too hard, because I'm not trying to try too hard. I just put whatever comes to my head. xD]
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:34 pm
-I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is in another world. Please hang up and wait until you or the person you are calling are within the same Dimension. Thank you. This a recording.
-Desolle, mais le numero que vous avez appelez est dans un autre dimension. Si vous plais raccroche et attendre juste q'aux vous etes dans le meme dimension. Merci. Sa si une-
"Aww man... now I can't tell my mom I'm gonna be late for supper..." Taiyo sighed as she closed her cell phone. Sano just stared at her. Frightened. What in the world was this girl? Talking to people when they're not there? Knowing his name and why they're going to Kyoto? Definantly Kitsune work. He wasn't gonna leave this forest alive. Or maybe he would. After all, if this was a Kistune, she certainly wasn't the cleverest.
"Hey! Don't give me that look! I'm NOT evil! It's a cell phone, see? It's like... a phone... but without the cord like here! Honestly, who even OWNs a phone with a cord these days?" She then waved the cell phone in front of the Rooster's brown eyes. "See? Harmless! Look! It even plays these awesome ringers! Lookie! Ready Steady Go! Full Metal Alchemist, baby! Muchuu de (hayaku) kake nuketa kita..."
As they continued to walk deeper into the forest, Taiyo continued to chatter on about things that proved of no purpose or sigficance. "I tell ya, ending for the anime of FMA... dissappointing! It's like the try to condense everything in the last ten episodes. The manga is getting really good though..."
Man, this girl liked to talk.
"Then again, at least the FMA anime had an ending. RuroKen didn't! It was just like, feng shui stuff and then BOOM! Stops right there. AH! I was so disappointed! And then there were the OVAs that were a little freaky..."
It was like she was talking in some sort of horrible Kyoto dialect that Sano couldn't understand at all.
"And I was all like 'Nyuh huh!' And Alyeth and Mensa were all like 'No way!' and then I was all like 'Nigh Tenjou could totally kick an Ansem's a**."
She just wouldn't shut up.
"And then I was all like. KingdomHeartsFatalFrameFinalFantasyaresocoolIlikeYahikoandCloudandAl
chemyBusouRenkinMangaWataseWatsukil33tconventionchocolateHikofigur
eskatingsmurfhockeyhockeyhockeymaplesyrup!"
"OH MY GOD, WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?" Poor Sanosuke was grabbing his head in pain now. The fangirl nerd thing was just far to difficult for him to take. It was like some sort of horrible, Neo Canadian nightmare that had come to haunt him. The red-head just gave him an insulted look in return.
"Well, EXCUSE me, it's not like you were gonna say any-OMGAdfjheutgao it's ANJI!"
Sano turned behind him to see a man meditating in the middle of nowhere. Buddhists seemed to do that often, and he didn't looked alarmed at all at Taiyo who was practically yelling to the top of her lungs. Such concentration. Or maybe he had earplugs.
"This is so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!" Taiyo exclaimed like an idiot.. "This is the part where you train to learn Futae no Kami! This is so awesome. I would train with you, but I'm not into that whole crushing rocks with simply my fists. That's a whole manly testoterone thing. While you do that, I'm gonna see if I can catch someone on the cell phone again."
She then turned it back on and began to dial numbers. How a cellphone could work without the proper wires waves in the sky, is beyond my comprehension, but hey, I'm not going to question it. I'm just the narrator.
"Maybe the others were transported here too! Oh! That's what must've happened to Mensa! But... she doesn't have a cell phone... Oh-oh! I'll call Alyeth!" humming happily, as the two stared at her a bit dumbfounded, she called one of the other Oro-edgumi members. Perhaps she was fighting Shishio or like... chatting it up with Tae at the Akabeko or.... OMG! TALKING WITH KENSHIN!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:44 pm
"*insert Alyeth's ringtone here*"
"Alyeth? Isn't that YOUR cellphone?" asked Mensa, now thoroughly freaked out. But without the wave things, how does this work? Isn't this physically impossible? HOW AM I SITTING HERE WITH ALYETH (well, that's possible), BUT WITH MISAO AND KENSHIIIIIIN?!!!?!?!?!? (*insert eyeball twitches here*)* ... Well, us transporting to a different dimension isn't entirely possible, now is it, genius??
"What DID I bring?" wondered Mensa aloud. She'd forgotten about the OTHER bag she carried around with her everywhere-- which was now hanging off of a stick over a rushing river. "GDHGDHSGFJKGFHDGKFGSGKG PWEASE GET THAT BAGGGG!!!" she screamed, now in a panic. "PLEEEEASEEE!!!!!!"
"What's in it?" asked Misao, peering down at the bag hanging precariously over the river.
"MY LAPTOP!!!!" screamed Mensa.** "AND my issues 7-17 of Rurouni Kenshin..." she murmured quietly. Yes, she needed TWO bookbags.
Mensa threw her upper body over the edge, leaving her lower body behind for balance. She almost reached it... Then she felt someone grab her by the legs and inch her lower a bit slowly. "A few more inches..." she said painfully, her eyes intent on the bag. Finally, her fingertips brushed the strap, and it was in her arms. Someone dragged her back up. It was Misao, now thoroughly worn out. "What do you carry in there?!" she said in an exasperated tone, grimacing. "I already TOLD you... Volumes 7 through 17 of the Rurouni Kenshin manga and my laptop..."
"Himura... how does she know your name?"
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*I really do think that sometimes. o.o So yeah.
** I don't really own a laptop. But I will. I hope.
Short... D8 But, let's just pretend that my laptop has infinite batteries or something. XD
EDIT: And that her iPod is in there. XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:54 pm
Suddenly.. on Alyeth's high-tech Razr phone [yeah -right- XD] the fourth ending song to FullMetal Alchemist came on "I Will". "dghudih That's my awesome phonne! With my.. awesome ring tone!" Yeah yeah, -answer- it now, stupid! Oh, right. Flipping the awesome high-tech phone upwards, Alyeth answered it, seeing the awesome high-tech caller I.D. as being Taiyo. "dighdf TAIYO. We'reinthiscrazyrurounikenshindimensionandwidon'tknow
howthephonecordsareworkingbuttheyareandIcantalktoyou
andthisisawesomewhereareyouuuu?!" Maybe she was here too, since everyone that came to the library must have gotten taken here from opening the Volume. So logical! But.. how could they get out? Was one of Mensa's volumes perhaps magical as well? But wait.. why was she thinking about this now? She didn't WANT to leave. Oh, no. She actually liked being in this crazy world, as much as there wasn't any electricity and electronic devices and DDR and chatrooms and chocolate and grilled cheese sandwiches and no anime and.. well you get it. I think. Or do I need to-- -hears shouting from far off audience- okay, okay, sheesh! Since when was this like Oprah anyway? Flipping her golden locks backward, she pressed her ear against the phone to try to listen to Taiyo's response. For now it was just a slight static. "NO NO don't you DARE die on me! I've got to talk to my home pancake!" Now, since when had she -ever- called Taiyo her "home pancake" is a mystery even to us.
Kenshin was just staring ahead at the strange contraption the strange girl held in her hand, blinking a couple of times to try to see if this was a dream or not. They seemed to have already previous knowledge of them somehow.. maybe in the future or wherever they were from they had devices where you could watch people from the past. Yeah, that seemed pretty logical. How else would they know, from a book with pictures in them? Ha. How silly you are. "I don't know, Misao-dono.. have you ever seen these people before?" Misao was weird.. surely she'd picked these people up from -somewhere- in Kyoto. Gawd, what the hell had Kyoto become if it was filled with people like this ? Somehow the apocalypse seemed a bit closer to the rurouni's mind than ever before. Way closer.
"Laptop..? Nani?" His head was spinning from all of the terms these weird people used. What was this.. laptop? A top you put on your lap? He knew what a top was, he had one for a long time as a child. That thing you threw on the floor and it spinned, my did that signify lots of things. But, why would they add lap to the word? Could it now spin on your lap? Aya, the confusion. The strange girl turned to him, blinking and holding her phone. "Laptop? It's an awesome portable computer that you can download music on, talk on chatroom IM, type up roleplaying things on Gaia, it's the BEST!" This obviously didn't help.
So, how -were- they going to get out of here? Hopefully Taiyo would answer soon so they could meet up. What if Sano and Kenshin met up on the way to Kyoto? Could they change the whole Shishio series?! That would be like.. changing the bible! Maybe THEY'D get in the manga! "EEEEEE! Kenshin, you need to find Sano. He's in the woods somewhere around here about to learn Futae no Kiwami with one of the Juppongatana but he doesn't know it yet and we shouldn't find him for a couple of days so he can learn it and have all those memory things and then you meet up and go to Kyoto -together- like you promised him so maybe you have a better chance in defeating Shishio rather than hurting your body like you did in the mangaa!"
Well now. That was possibly the longest sentence she's ever squealed in a sense without taking a breath. Kenshin just blinked at her multiple times and glanced at his sakabatou. How does she know where Sanosuke is.. not to mention about Shishio and what will happen? Maybe they -could- use them, if they were right about what was going to happen. Ohoho, things were starting to come out very weird.
After all, this -is- parody. No room for seriousness.
[got carried away again XD it's so fun though. Let me know if I looked like I tried too hard >>;]
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