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 Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:57 am
crashed nihilism [1:22 P.M.]: o_o
crashed nihilism [1:22 P.M.]: My vibrator died.
PixieCrack17 [1:23 P.M.]: ...
PixieCrack17 [1:24 P.M.]: what?
crashed nihilism [1:24 P.M.]: My vibrator died.
PixieCrack17 [1:24 P.M.]: ...ok
PixieCrack17 [1:24 P.M.]: are you implying that you want me to give you head now or something?
crashed nihilism [1:25 P.M.]: You're sort of far away and sort of heterosexual and in a relationship and I'm also in a relationship so, no.
crashed nihilism [1:26 P.M.]: I mean, unless you're offering.
crashed nihilism [1:26 P.M.]: razz
PixieCrack17 [1:26 P.M.]: all i can do right now is blink.
crashed nihilism [1:26 P.M.]: lmao
PixieCrack17 [1:26 P.M.]: yeah i'm not sure how i'm supposed to react
PixieCrack17 [1:27 P.M.]: mostly i keep thinking "hey... am i offering?"
crashed nihilism [1:27 P.M.]: lmao
crashed nihilism [1:28 P.M.]: https://www.trustedpleasures.com/cart.php?type=prod&prod=16478 But lookit!
crashed nihilism [1:28 P.M.]: I ordered it last night.
PixieCrack17 [1:29 P.M.]: uhh kelly
PixieCrack17 [1:29 P.M.]: i hate to break this to you but
PixieCrack17 [1:29 P.M.]: a real p***s doesn't look like that
PixieCrack17 [1:30 P.M.]: they're hardly ever shaped like rabbits
crashed nihilism [1:30 P.M.]: Yeah, I realize.
PixieCrack17 [1:32 P.M.]: just saying
PixieCrack17 [1:32 P.M.]: i mean.. i've only seen one
PixieCrack17 [1:32 P.M.]: one rabbit shaped p***s
PixieCrack17 [1:33 P.M.]: and that one didn't vibrate well
crashed nihilism [1:33 P.M.]: lmao
crashed nihilism [1:33 P.M.]: Well, I just have to say the best vibrators I've ever used was a rabbit type vibrator sooo...
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: there is now way to describe how awkward this is...
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: let me counter that with the most awkward thing i can say, and i know you've heard this before
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: kelly... i'm pretty sure i know what it feels like to have a p***s and orgasim
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: because one time i had this dream
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i was a man
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i had sex
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i came, in the dream, and thus
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i know what a p***s feels like
crashed nihilism [1:35 P.M.]: lmao
PixieCrack17 [1:35 P.M.]: and now to call you a f** and go smoke a cigarette
PixieCrack17 [1:35 P.M.]: f**!
crashed nihilism [1:36 P.M.]: lol
Auto response from PixieCrack17 [1:36 P.M.]: no, i am not smoking! ...yes, yes i ami was high, it seemed funny at the time?
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:11 am
rofl
Is it wrong that I want to have that dream too? O.o
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:19 am
Szinriia rofl Is it wrong that I want to have that dream too? O.o Same here.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:12 pm
Ah the rampant rabbit, thats a good one. Or so I've heard.
Wait, you all what!? eek
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:58 pm
that was funny. xD
& i think everyone wonders what sex is like for the opposite sex.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:37 am
Vexxed that was funny. xD
& i think everyone wonders what sex is like for the opposite sex. I think your right.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:17 pm
punkarama Szinriia rofl Is it wrong that I want to have that dream too? O.o Same here. it was a good dream, so good i woke up and had to have a cigarette.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:23 pm
CokePixie it was a good dream, so good i woke up and had to have a cigarette.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:04 am
i found my parents jelly... yeah jelly... ew xp
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:24 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:28 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:28 pm
DUDE! i had to explain to some kid today what jelly was, i was like "haven't you ever heard of KYjelly?" he was totally clueless... the kid's 16, i was confused. So i explained it to him and he was like "why do you need more lubricant, there's stuff on the condom." i just gave up after that.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:10 pm
CokePixie DUDE! i had to explain to some kid today what jelly was, i was like "haven't you ever heard of KYjelly?" he was totally clueless... the kid's 16, i was confused. So i explained it to him and he was like "why do you need more lubricant, there's stuff on the condom." i just gave up after that. my bf used to work at a grocery store, and he said one day a old couple came through his till and bought only KY Jelly and smarties.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:01 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:00 pm
Oh God, I can only imagine what the Smarties were for. gonk I'm scared. u__u
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