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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 12:08 am


It was okay to go stay in the main building again, even if the dorms were still rather…infested. The main building had a hell of a lot more s**t than the caverns, plus, a kitchen. It had been recently rebuilt apparently too, though, it wasn’t really stocked all that well. Trainees were being shuffled in and out to take up different ‘kitchen’ duties while the majority of the hunters were off on missions to do god only knew what. Marcus had heard a few things, one of them being ‘retrieval’.

He didn’t want to think about that.

But as it stood, he wouldn’t have to, as one sun hunter had grabbed him, handed him an apron and told him ‘peel the ******** potatoes.’ When Marcus asked what potatoes, the hunter rolled his eyes and guided him to three bags. Three, large, burlap bags. Filled with the spuds, all of which he'd have wash, peel, and cut. The hunter said he’d get more help but Marcus doubted it. Goddamn sun hunters.
Still, he went to work, washing them one by one.
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 12:45 am


"Look, okay. Like, I've peeled a lot of potatoes in my life. You can trust me. I know what I'm talking about. You have to uh. You have to use a knife, not a potato peeler! You have more control with a knife! Peelers? Take off way too much potato flesh! It's just such a.. a waste! I'm.. just.. where are you going?!"

Anyone within the vicinity of the kitchen would have been able to hear the animated conversation that Sasha was having with one very bored-looking hunter. The topic?

The merits of potato peelers versus the capabilities of knives.

When said hunter ambled off without a word, Sasha was left with her hands on her hips, looking very concerned about the misconceptions the stranger may have had about potato peelers.

It had been a long, one-side conversation, and so by the time that she returned to the actual kitchen, there was a Marcus. She beamed. It'd been a while since she'd seen him, and in truth she'd never really... taken the time to get to know him as a person.

"Marcus! What are your thoughts on potato peelers?"

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 12:53 am


The sound of his name had him looking up and confusion at the question. "What?" He was finishing up with about half of the first bag, a nice pile of potatoes sitting on the counter in various states of dryness.

Looking at the potato peeling on the counter he motioned to it. "Well, it does it's job right? Makes it go quicker so who am I to complain? I almost expected them to leave me with a spoon to be honest." Motioning to the bags with one hand he tried to smile. "Half the bag is washed and I was going to start peeling soon actually. That or I'd run out of counter space. Guy said throw the peelings into the sink but-" A shrug, "I also think he was just wanting out of the duty he got assigned in the first place. But that may just be me."
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:00 am


"I guess it does its job, but. Paring knives? Have you ever peeled a potato with a paring knife? It's so much better, Marcus."

She moved towards him, emotion_kirakira -ing at the pile of potatoes he'd already cleaned. "I have always loved peeling potatoes. That is.. well, it's a terrible secret, I know but," Sasha grinned at him, the bridge of her nose wrinkling with amusement, "it is my cross to bear."

Sasha hefted a potato, humming softly.

"How did you get stuck here? And.. the sink should be good. We always did um. Compost? Or fed the scraps to the chickens. Did you know," she unenthusiastically reached for the potato peeler, looking morose as she scraped it down the surface of the potato, "that chickens will eat almost anything?"

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:15 am


"Not potatoes, mostly apples and pears. I..was usually the one who got stuck making stuff for the church bakes sale my mom would sign us up for, even if we you know," he shook his head a bit, "never went to church? She mostly used it as a way to pick up guys. I used it as an excuse to get out from chores, but, that never included bake sales."

He smiled. "I like cooking and all, but washing, peeling, and cutting three whole bags? I really hope that this is just like... going into the fridge for use later. I don't want to be eating potato everything for the whole week."

As she went to work peeling, he looked for something else, drying his hand before beginning the task of drawer fishing. "Really? I though they were pecki- oh. wow unintentional pun, sorry." Opening and closing the drawers, he frowned. "I knew that about rats however. But, chickens are a bit better than rats for polite conversation."

Finally, opening a drawer, he pulled out what he'd been looking for. "You wanted a knife right?"
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:53 am


"Just.. think of it as therapy, I guess. I mean, someone has to do it, right? I don't think they'd have us um. Peeling all of these. If they weren't going to use them, I mean. They get brown pretty quick, unless they have like," she brightened at the sight of the knife, taking it from him with a grin, "huge vats of water somewhere."

Sasha started peeling the potato, slowly at first then quicker as she spiraled around. The peel remained intact, forming a large curlicue that grew longer and longer with each swipe of the blade.

"Potatoes are pretty delicious. We used to grow some, back um. Back home. You can do lots of things with potatoes. You can boil them, bake them, mash them. You can make potato pancakes, potato bread. Hash browns, soup, you can scallop them. Shepherd's pie, pirogues. I mean, honestly, Marcus."

She finished with the potato and grabbed another. Sasha obviously had a dirty, filthy passion for potatoes.

"The potato-possibilities are pretty endless."

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 2:11 am


He chuckled a bit, going to join her the peeling, his no where near as nice or quick. He envied her just a bit for it. "Maybe. Store and save. I don't think they'll be having us cook or do much aside from grunt work." Like peal three ******** bags.

As she talked, he found himself smiling, thinking of his own life and while a bit sad, it was nice. "I lived in the city, most we grew were weeds. I did try an herb garden as part of a science project once but, over watered and killed them. Not sure what that reflects onto my skills as a healer if any. I'm not the more careful." One potato done, he set it aside to be cut later. "You sound like you cooked a lot where you were. I was lucky if I just had anyone to cook for." He made a face as one eye refused to come out cleanly.

"I mostly cooked for myself. Or, I cooked for the guys when my mom would be out. Just sort of.. grew to experiment. I saw something, I often just.. threw s**t in a pot and went from there."
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 2:26 am


"We had an herb garden, too! And.. well, I know how to cook, and bake, but. We ate very fresh foods with ah.. minor preparation. Vegetables, like tomatoes and cucumber. Eggs and chicken, um." She continued peeling as she spoke, setting one potato aside before moving to the next.

"Sometimes we would get a nice um. Chunk of salted pork. It's good with lentils. I can bake bread, too, but not anything like cake or cookies." Sasha chuckled and moved to the next potato.

"Papa was a very good cook. He taught me a lot."

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 10:57 am


From what she was saying, she lived pretty differently than him, much...simpler. "It sounds... nice. I guess rations and the stuff here isn't exactly good is it?" He brandished his peeler for a half second before going back, finishing the spud in hand.

"I miss pizza as cliche as it is. I also miss back alley foods. Some days I'd just go running and find a good place tucked away. If not, I usually had something from home. But aside from cooking, what did you do? Before you came here I mean." The peeler was making quick work of the potatoes, and he smiled, at least they were making progress. "I could tell you about myself, but, Dis reminds me to not talk so much."
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:47 am


"It was nice. It was.. I don't know. Easier. Hearing about some of the ah. Careers? That people had before coming here.. it makes me feel a little um. I guess inexperienced is a good word. Like. Jerry was a music teacher, did you know that? So many walks of life, you know?"

She fell silent, watching the way the sharp edge of the knife cut through the starchy flesh of the potato.

"I, ah. We grew vegetables and stuff, my papa and I. Cheese, eggs, chickens, too. We would sell them to people who thought it was.. quaint, I guess. Charming. Um. I painted in the nearby park sometimes, too. For money, you know, portraits and whatever. When I got a little older.. when my papa got sick, I would play the flute, too; I'd always played for fun, to escape... but. Papa couldn't move very well, so it was up to me to make money so that we could eat. It sounds all bizarre and stuff, I guess, especially if like. You .. grew up in a city."

Sasha shrugged and kept peeling.

"But I loved it, I don't know. What about you?"

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 8:04 pm


Marcus could understand that somewhat. He'd just been a graduate from school, unable to get into college. His career had sort of... dropped on him in the form of becoming a hunter. "I didn't know that actually. I thought he was like... some kind of office worker. But playing the flute and growing things for money it's... not the bizarre. I've heard worse." There were aspects of city life he was more than happy to be rid of.

"As for me, Igrew up with my mom and my brothers. She.. she was always trying to get married but would always go for the worst guys. She said the only guy who didn't hurt her was my dad." He paused, frowning at the potato before peeling skin and a good chunk of flesh off. "But she left him. We grew up pretty dirt poor, so often, I'd do stuff to help out. Run errands for the old folks down the street. Run deliver routes. Pick of trash, dig around for cans and bottle returns. I think I was... 12 when I got my first job? It was under the table, but it kept me from going hungry." He took a breath setting the potato down. "It's... weird looking back. I used to hate it. But now? I kind of miss it. back then... I sure as all hell wasn't hunting things that went bump in the night though."

He picked up another, working on it. "I don't think you're bizarre for what you did. If anything, it sounds like it was a good fit for you. Hunters come from all over, so... can't expect everyone to be the same."
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:06 am


Sasha nodded thoughtfully, wheeling the knife around the potato with a swiftness that spoke of her familiarity with the art of potato peeling.

"I miss it, too but. Since.. coming here, it's been a real.. experience. I mean." She gave a short, clipped laugh that held no humor. "It turns out that I guess I was born for the life of a hunter." The knife slipped, and Sasha paused, glancing at Marcus from the corner of her eye.

"Literally."

She shook her head.

"I didn't see that coming."

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 7:45 pm


Alas, though he finished another potato, he was... getting a bit more flesh than needed. An experience was a 'polite' way to put what being a hunter was like really. Though Sasha's laugh made Marcus give her a confused look. "I don't think you can be born for this kind of thing. I mean, no one is born with the intent to be trained to fight monsters. Maybe in a crazy 3rd world country, maybe, but not.. hunters."

It was to him, a far stretch of the imagination. "It's not we're machines, or science experiments. Although, the Doctor would probably love to do some live testing with some of us. Guy freaks me out a bit." He set his peeled spud aside, going back to washing the rest. "We just were able to see things, that's all."
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:06 am


Sasha grew quiet, slowly drawing the knife down the surface of the potato as she mulled over what Marcus said.

"I'm... you might not be born for fighting, or .. well, maybe you are. The fact of the matter is that, um. Well."

She waved both knife and potato around emphatically.

"You can be born with the um. Ability to be what it takes to be a hunter. That's a proven fact right there, Marcus."

She pressed her lips together when he made the comment about the doctor. He was a complex man, her division lead, but Sasha didn't feel the need to discuss it. She just gave a softly spoken, "I don't think the doctor is interested in that kind of thing."

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:49 pm


Giving her a look like she'd just sprouted a second head, he stared at her in silence before laughing. ""Really? I mean, I know Cass was able to see stuff when she was about 5 or so, but, I wasn't able to see anything till I was 12." He wasn't picking up on it a whole lot. "I mean, I wondered if like...if... we could have kids...would they be like us?" He sighed. "Not that that is even an option anymore, but if me and Cass had kids, would they get stuck having to deal with what we dealt with? s**t's not easy when you can see shadows you know?"

He kept washing the potato, "It kind of sucks honestly."
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