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 Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:51 pm
Alright, I came across a list of things not to say in the theatre while I was online last night, and I thought I'd post a few of the things. Add if you want!
~I think there's time for a third dress rehearsal!
~This costume is so comfortable! I love it!
~Can we do that scene change again?
~(I can't even type this) The Scottish Play.
~All the equipment is working perfectly.
~Take your time with the scene change.
~No thanks, I don't drink.
~The headsets are working *perfectly*
~There's a safety cable and a wingnut leftover. Does anyone see a problem with that?
~I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to panic...
~Oh, no. I don't need anymore crew members.
~Don't worry, that's my job.
~I think we're ready to open.
Come on! Add your own.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:58 pm
~First actor to get on stage gets 2 bucks!
One of the teckies shouted that into the intercom that leads to the dressing room right before dress rehersal. 3/4 of the cast, half naked, came running on stage. He never gave them the money anyways. Good thing that was a student production. I would feel sorry for my directors eyes.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:28 pm
No Warped pieces of wood!
I know how to use a staple gun!
Spirt gum holds and holds!
Those curtains have never been touched!
I wont cry the last night!
I wanted to come up with one where the director gets hit with a flip flop or bangs her head against a piano when a broadway actor is in the room but I couldnt come up with anything.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:45 pm
~whistle on stage~
Ok technicaly its not saying something but still. It comes from the fact that the set people were ex-sailors thats why they were able to walk up so high and not be scared. They used to communicate to each other with the whistles they used at sea. So if you whistled on stage they might think it was a signal for them to drop the scenery and you would get squished.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:07 pm
~hmm, the ghost light is out.. oh well
and the not drinking one is teh lame.. I don't drink and I know atleast 5 other theatre majors that don't either...And i turn 21 in 2 months, so it's not even the age thing, just don't like to drink....
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:51 pm
The drinking one is with every single techie that I know, so that's the only reason it's on there.
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:06 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:16 pm
I must agree with the drinking one. Im one of the few actors in my school who doesnt.
~We dont need to run through that scene!
Alas, I must say only the director can say that and I have never heard one say that.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:55 pm
"No, we won't be here until ten o'clock." (For the record, they lock the building at 9:45. Everybody out!)
"I know exactly where that is."
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:28 pm
-Sure, let them eat in the theater just remind them to throw their stuff away and they'll do it!
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:46 pm
"We have time to put on a tuxedo before the next scene!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:48 pm
"My tights arent tight enough."
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:05 pm
"Sure, I can hit that note piece of cake."
"I've got one of those in my garage if you need it!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:52 pm
"Of course we'll be using real sardines!"-for anyone who's worked on Noises Off
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:19 pm
"We're going to pick up the christmas tree and pull it through the window."
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