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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice: 88 Total: 88 (1-100)


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:11 pm


It was something somewhat bittersweet. They have lived and could live on as 'Moon'sync' but Julie, oh so beloved and terrifying Julie, was gone. But the band would live on and carry her in their hearts. And songs. Maybe. If they ever wrote them and sung them and danced to them in weird outfits. Somehow the weird outfit part seemed like something she'd approve of.

The 'band' had gathered together and rather than sing, they were out to slay some insanity creatures. Maybe sing. Marcus was hoping not but really, he lacked a certain amount of ********. The main building was pretty empty so far, but that probably wouldn't last long with their luck. "So." He began scanning the hallway for signs of life. "Moon'sync. Are we doing this because I'm still not sure how I feel about it but-" A shrug. "Kind of think it would be good to keep the mind off of things." Like the voices in his head.

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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 100-sided dice: 82 Total: 82 (1-100)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:19 pm


"Morale's at an all-time low, what with everything be overrun with angry fog monsters," Harrison observed with a shrug.

Could boy bands be the answer?

Probably not, but it would amuse the hell out of Harrison.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:55 pm


Dakota stretched as he joined the two other members and grinned.

"I'm still down for it you know." He eye'd the two other hunters, "I done with the whispers in my head I think so anything to keep me enrgized should work."

He pointed a finger at Harrison and belted, not horribly but not good either.

"To the windows, To the walls. Till the sweat drops down these balls, Make all these bitches Crawl-"

And then he added this thing:


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Apparently his dance attracted some slow moving shadowy thing cause it barraled right into him and knocked him over.

"Ow s**t. My first fan took me out!"

Dakota: 47/50
Damage:
Charge: 0/3


OOC
34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones.
Mob Stats
HP: 10
Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)


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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 8 Total: 12 (2-20)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:07 am


Marcus wasn't sure if boy band was the answer either. It could very well make things worse. Nodding at Harrison, Marcus tried to find a positive. "On the plus side, the world isn't overrun with monsters. Just the island." A sigh and, "But personally, I'd have preferred it to pick a different Island."

Dakota got a glare as Marcus heard he no longer had voice. "Mine are still about. Being bigger dicks than Dis." Jealous? Yes, very. Watching the other trainee belt out what Marcus thought were bad lyrics drew up a small laugh. If anything they might be a comedy act. "Nice a** dance Dakota. You- Oh look, it wants you." Dis summoned, he slashed at it. "I got this one."

HP: 47
Damage: 6
Enemy HP: 4
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 20-sided dice: 17 Total: 17 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:27 am


"What, we all supposed to do that in a conga line?" Harrison asked, resting one hand on B0nez's sword hilt as he watched Dakota demonstrate some potential dance moves.

"It's not bad, though. Why don't you try turning-" Dakota got mobbed. Marcus leaped into action.

"Everybody's a critic," Harrison growled, getting B0nez out.

That guy should stick to Easy Mode,
B0nez said.

HP: 50
Defending: Dakota!
Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 1 Total: 5 (2-20)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:28 pm


"What the ******** is a conga line?" Dakota eyed Harrison. Was that new hip dance that Dakota didn't know about? Damn! He really wanted to get all the dance moves down after all.

"We all want the Island back to normal man. I just want a ******** bed to sleep in again. Plus I have to listen to Jerry...or is it Killzone? Or maybe ******** Rep's loud a** snoring. And I can't even spoon with Clerise..." Dakota just sighed, "I need a distraction man."

He grinned at Marcus, clapping the hunter on the back. "Ask them if they got any sweet lyrics in that pretty little head of yours kay? We could use some material...though I do love me some old school pop and rap and rock." He frowned though as his a** dance attracted the mob and ******** you man, this a**..." He pointed at it, "Is reserved for private uses for the ladies. Ladies like a big back porch. Something to grab onto-" He flipped Chama up as Harrison came to defend him.

Moonies man, the best defenders of the world.

"Thanks bro." He grinned. "Wait I got a better dance okay?"

And then proceeded to forget that he was in a battle and pulle out this for his team members.

"MORALE +2!!!"

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Dakota: 47/50 -Defended by Harrison for 17? 15? A large a** number that makes Dakota appreciate Harrison is his friend QQ
Damage: Miss...just miss
Charge: 0/3


OOC
34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones.
Mob Stats
HP: 4
Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)


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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10, 3 Total: 13 (2-20)


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:14 pm


For all his a** shaking Dakota didn't know what a conga line was? Color him surprised. Attacking the creature yet again, he let out a huff of air as it got hit arm in reply. Clerise and Dakota...why did that sound like a terrible, yet, probably good match? He wasn't sure. Ages were off but he was hardly one to judge about that. "Normal is rather subjective don't you think?" The voices in his head suddenly went the route of how he wasn't normal. At least that is what they felt like. Goddamn.

Shaking his head at the dance, "Save that for later Dakota. You can teach us when we're done alright? Just, I think your a** shaking is what is attracting the monsters." The thing stumbled back after his attack before finally vanishing. "Maybe they just like you?"

HP: 43
Damage:7
Enemy HP: Dead
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:56 am


"Normal's a rare commodity around these parts."

Whatever the monsters thought, Dakota was a pretty masterful a** shaker.

"He's got animal magnetism," Harrison said with a grin, lowering his swords. "Clarice is outta your league, though. Bunkers or no bunkers. But I'm ready to have some time that doesn't involve either fog monsters or about fifty other people, that's for damn sure."

HP: 50

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:29 am


"Normal then for hunters...well I guess return to our ABNORMAL living? But isn't it normal for us anyways, I mean....let's be honest. Who didn't see a giant fog Phoenix going through our portal and taking over the island and-" He just stopped mid-dance and sighed. "******** man, beyond that mission was just ******** up." Was what he left off at before squinting his eyes at Harrison.

"Clarice the life assistant yes. I don't think I'd attempt to hit on her in fear of the retribution from her fan club...." He paused before adding, "No Clerise the redheaded life hunter. Yes most defenitly out of my league as well but...She takes pity on a foo'" He mimicked Mr. T phrase before shrugging.

"I'd be fine if it was 50 females all cuddled up on me." He slid a glance at Marcus before grinning.

"Let me use my skills then for the greater good...."

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COME AT US FOG MONSTERS

Moonsync will sing you into your funeral service

(or something like that IDEK)

Dakota: 47/50
Damage: ---
Charge: 0/3



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Toshihiko Two
iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice: 43 Total: 43 (1-100)
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:51 pm


"Oh god Harrison." Marcus held back a laugh. "That was terrible. I shouldn't laugh but I am." Puns. God he hates yet loved them. Shaking his head, Marcus motioned for them to keep going. At Dakota's hip grinding he did sigh.
"Dude, that is like asking monsters to attack your d**k. " A laugh. "Pretty sure you don't want that, even if it was a lady monster. If you and Clerise are a thing though, she might get jealous.

All those hip grinds and a** shakes and she can't even get a glimpse." A small form down the hall and- "See Dakota, coming right for your d**k."

HP: 43
Quote:
34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones.
Mob Stats
HP: 10
Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)

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Toshihiko Two


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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 20-sided dice: 19 Total: 19 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:05 pm


"You never had ladies attack your d**k?" Harrison asked Marcus, as if genuinely surprised. He stepped in when Marcus mentioned the monster. "Claws off the moneymaker. Can't believe these guys, trying to cut into our franchise."

HP: 50
Defending: Dakota


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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7, 2 Total: 9 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:51 pm


"Yo, I don't know how long I can keep up the Wiggle Wiggle-" Dakota blinked as the monster DID come right at him. "I can believe it, and we even gave them a free show." Dakota puffed his cheek out as Harrison stepped up, a thick wall of Moon awesomeness.

"Guess we'll have be our own security here. Bring on the rabid fans yo!" Dakota slipped past Harrison, grinning as Chama came up for an attack.

"s**t, How many things need a d**k tonight?" He frowned, "Because mine's on a first come, first serve basis, and your out of luck pal." He barely grazed the monster.

Dakota: 47/50 (Defended for 19)
Damage: 3
Charge: 1/3


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34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones.
Mob Stats
HP: 7
Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)



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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7, 1 Total: 8 (2-20)


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 10:40 am


Alas, women did not attack his d**k. Or was that a good thing? Hard to say. "Well, at least we know we have a fanbase?" A rabid, insane fanbase was still a fan base after all. They did want a piece of them. Dakota's free show was over though, and they would probably hate them for it. Ah, the bane of being....them.

"Dakota, if it's first come first serve, then wouldn't you be your own customer?"

HP: 40
Damage: 2
Mob HP: 5

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