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Schi was sitting down on Crisu's U.F.O one day when suddenly his chair, drink, and table were transported with him. Had the sannin tournament begun? Most likely yes it had because this was not like any village Schi had ever read about. With these new rules Schi regretted entering the sannin's, he highly doubted anyone else even would want to participate, maybe this was the true test. Dealing with these idiotic rules.

Schi began pondering. Thinking, thinking, and thinking he scanned the looks of everyone around the area and counted each of them, then added himself. Schi stood up from the chair he was in. He started to speak aloud to them all. “So only one of us has to die to get the Sannin spot right...wait, why is everyone looking at me like that?”

“Well I'm not that bad of a person I swear! I eat all my vegetables and brush my teeth every day! Please let me live! Uhh! I'm super strong you don't want to mess with me! I once fought a giant green monster summoned by a band who played terrible lyrics that hurt everyone's ears!” Though he was sort of lying. Schi did in fact fight the green monster during the DeathKlock arc but he had never killed it.

“Unfortunately I had to run from the battlefield to save some girl that fell into my wire trap. It would of worked if the SEEMINGLY smart Nara girl had not ever ran directly into my wires and sprung the trap. Being a good person I only acted kindly to her and took the girl to the hospital and then returned to the fight. When I arrived back saving everyone else from the monster 'DoomsDay' was all I cared about...Doomsday huh? That thing was so ugly I would of named him 'chunk' or 'gomer pyle'” Schi went on saying before sitting back down in a head ache. He put his elbow down on the table with one hand and rested his cheek on his wrist. He began to mumble the rest of the story.

“I forgot to mention. I was only a gennin during this fight, nowhere close to my chakra level I have now ether. I almost killed the jade colored monster without using any bit of chakra or a single jutsu. Everyone else just spammed the monster to death with their powerful attacks...” Schi turned his head down to his glass of iced tea and looked at the ice float in the bubbly water.

“The disgusting part was they were ALL rewarded with talisman's. When I say 'all' I mean everyone but me. Even that damn Nara girl who didn't even fight the beast. Oh well, I guess they deserved something for being ninja's...At least that's what the one giving the rewards out said. That they all deserved it...huh... I guess solders like me never get anything to go our way.” He said. Losing the simple train of thought for a moment he looked very sad before accidentally dropping his glass of iced tea onto the ground. He was about to apologize and excuse himself to clean up but what was the use? Being nice to everyone-! Nay, Being nice to ANYTHING gets you nowhere at all. People walk all over you even if they don't know it. From this day Schi would be a villain, or at least till he could think right again.

(OOC : Crappy post but I can't take this thing seriously enough with these rules... sailor moon & he man are about the worst. I'll have fun knowing what everyone's doing at all times.)

Reiko would appear on the ship watching down on the others that appeared into these exams. One second he was meditating, using his phoenix powers to lift himself up during the process. The next thing he appeared in a different zone where the air smelt like salt water and limited light was available. If it wasn't for the other people that were here before mentioning the sannin exams, Reiko may have gotten worried. He tried to connect to Jeremy and Kai to see if the link was still good. He managed to get a link to Kai but when he did the conversation was brief.

"Kai, Im at the exams, but im not sure where-

"I LOVE you Chunk, I love you so much Chunk!"

Reiko had caught him in a drunk state. Never did Kai drink back on their home planet but given the situation they were in on a big scale, he decided that a drink or two was deserved after their village was attacked on a massive scale. So he couldn't get in contact with Jeremy, Kai was drunk, somehow he was transported to this place for the exams...and to top it all off his ears were ringing with annoying music. There were two face he saw that was familiar was the Joker. So he too would participate in this event? Reiko got close long ago to see the Joker in action but the situation was taken care of. Now Reiko, along with others that may have known joker would get a chance to see if he was all cheap laughs or was he really a threat after all. Then there was the guy. What was he doing here? Reiko would have asked himself more questions but he began to feel...different....there were no signs of illness or anything similar but performance wise part of him felt...like he did years ago...
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Items suddenly appear upon the following people.

The signs of having the bear seal were still visible on Reiko; the claws, increased muscle mass but power wise he could feel that it wasn't there anymore. These exams always had some sort of catch to it; some type of situation the shinobi were put in amusement wise. In his first exams he had to team up with Rose, while the other teams had 3 people each. In the first Jounin exams he had a collar attached to his neck that, if even tampered at the slightest would self destruct. Now in the Sannin exams it appeared as if special items or abilities were useless...for now. Reiko will find out later on that depending on how things would go, there would be a chance that he will be able to use his items once more. At least he had his weapons by his side to combat the other two opponents. Yes, there were 2 opponents now that Reiko needed to defeat. Not to mention he still had his crimson red hair and pupils as a result of using the phoenix force back in Hidden Night. "According to the information, there are three spots for Sannin..since they're three of us, does this mean we are already gained a spot?" he thought.

If so then there would be a need to celebrate. The goal Reiko wanted to accomplish was gained in mere seconds. However there was a big chance the ones that orchestrated this event was aware of that, and still wanted to see a match. Playing on the safe side, Reiko decided to ask no questions and would begin the match asap. But something unexpected happened to Reiko.

"What the?"
His overall weight suddenly became heavier and his appearance changed dramatically; not because the bear seal increased by another level or anything, or the phoenix force took him over. Instead he found himself encased in ancient majestic armor that didn't appear to blend with this timeline. It was something Reiko never saw in his years here. The Dragoon Armor filled up nearly his entire body. The Phoenix had a dark violet crown looking piece of armor on his head, dark violet gauntlets that went up near his elbow and shoulders, chest, back and leg armor as well. But the most surprising was the dragoon wings that came with them. Reiko observed them for a few moments as they flapped softly to the eye in the air like wings of a dragon. After a while he gave a shrug with his shoulders. He was presented with majestic thunder dragoon armor; in his eyes, something that will help him bring his goal one step closer to him.

The fight would begin, but not from Reiko(at least, not the first move). Instead it would be done with the other person know as Schi. Reiko had been so buzy trying to figure out where he was, trying to connect with his allies and see any tricks these exams had on his body, his attention wasn't one hundred percent linked to Schi's ramble. It was something about a band, doomsday, talisman's and Nara. Reiko didn't know anything about the talisman's or someone named Nara but there was a chance he would soon. Reiko found it foolish that he announced he was going to launch an attack. Even more foolish that instead of hand signals, or with his blades like Reiko mastered he had to chant a saying he just couldn't take one hundred percent seriously. But the prize in the end was all worth it. Reiko had remembered the criticism he was received in the Jounin exams and more than likely the judged wouldn't accept Reiko's strategy in the Jounin exams either.

Schi approached the joker as someone that Reiko had no idea who it was. Some guy in a bat outfit; probably a creeper or an attempt to sink to joker's level of humor. The Phoenix saw the Joker respond with something from his arm that Reiko couldn't see, along with one of his lackeys attack Schi with a massive mallet. "Let's do it." he told himself as he remained on top of the ship deck, extending both of his arms towards the both of them; fingers spread as they were crackling with electricity. "By the power of Laser Circus(Laser circus uses his Storm Release to create several bright beams of electricity that shoot at his enemy. A halo of bright energy spreads from Darui's hands as he uses this technique. The beams are able to alter their direction after being shot.((Need to Know Lightning Release: Wave of Inspiration)) ::1100 skill Points), I have the Power!" he chanted before 10 bright electric beams shot from each of his fingers towards both the Joker and Schi's direction, but not all of them were aimed towards them.

Instead, 4 of the beams(2 from left/right pinky and ring finger) shot towards the water that both of them were very close by. The other 6 aimed for different spots on their bodies. Three of the beams would go for Joker's right bicep, left tibia and midsection and Three beams would aim towards Schi, or Batman's midsection, right shoulder, and left forearm. Temporarily paralysis, burns between 1st and 2nd degree, increased heart rate, etc would result from the electric attacks. With the water conducting the electricity if they went into it from instinct, both of them would suffer if they went that route.
Reiko: 101,400/101,400

"Kill me because you see me? Don't make me give you a black eye then." Schi said walking away. Since joker failed at his first attempt to activate his laughing gas Schi wouldn't be in close enough range for the gas to effect him if it did anything harmful, But on the other hand he wouldn't see the mallet coming. He walked with his hands behind his head wanting to greet and introduce himself to Reiko ignoring Joker as the both ignored Schi's hatred of Aya Nara.

A mask suddenly formed over the boy from hidden time's face, un-henging his Batman costume. Then the mallet hit him right in the back of the head. He stood there like a zombie bleeding for a second giving time for Reiko to start saying the necessary chant for the lightning power attack as for the rules stated. Schi took the blow to the back of the head as a light love tap from the Harley Doll, though it did make Schi bleed it did no real damage and he grabbed the mallet from the Harley doll. With his superior sloth strength the mask gave him Schi had no problem at all just taking the mallet from her after she landed the hit on him. Probably a surprise to joker and the Doll to.

About to chew joker out for the sneak attack he saw Reiko about to send his lightning attack at them down range. "Hold on..." Schi said putting the thunder seal in front of himself, it was unrolled by the time it was out of Schi's jacket, not because of any speed boost, it was because Schi was prepared fighting a man named Reiko. It wasn't so much a play on words more than a very good guess. Rei-ko, Rai-ko, meaning thunder. Not to hard to read and see threw the sign up sheet.

"By the power of Thunder Seal I have the power." Schi said as all the beams of electricity are directed into the scroll. He turned back to joker and smirked giving him the mallet back by tossing it to him. "It was just a little prank disguising myself like that. Your from hidden clown shouldn't you be laughing at that? Oh don't tell me that your one of those 'sad clowns' everyone sees in over done and not to mention excessive portraits all of the time?" Schi asked as he continued to walk over to greet Reiko joker probably confused. Schi already earned the Sannin spot and so did joker and Reiko. Schi thought he'd bring it up once close enough for both of them to hear. He took his mask off revealing himself.

"Excuse me Mr. Reiko, Mr. Joker what's there to fight about? We already have what we came for, why dont we find a way out of here? I want to go back to my village and go take a nice long soak in the hot springs then catch up on my reading, Maybe rest in my soft cozy hammic for a few hours? If its okay I think we should all just get back to our lives. I'm not a fan of pointless blood shed and if I want to be a Shinobi general some day i'll need to stay that way. Plus there's also the punk. Some schizophrenic guy who has a fetish for bad music and watching us use feminine call outs for genjutsu and un original and over used call outs when we use ninjutsu. Is anyone really that hard headed to want to stick around for that. It's truly pathetic. The guy should just take his medicine and leave us all alone. Schi said rolling up the thunder scroll.

The dragoon's facial expressions in a matter of moments went from a "not bad" to a surprised one; eyes were as wide as Reiko's body allowed them to be. He expected both of them to get out of the way, with at least some signs of damage in the process. Instead, Schi took out some sort of vertical shaped piece of paper and watched as the majority of the lightning bolts were absorbed into that paper. It was a technique that Reiko only saw perhaps once or twice during that 3 year time frame but never learned it himself. It wasn't because he saw it as a technique that wasn't worth his time or from personal issues. It was that Reiko would have to go to the place to learn it is all, and in the future he would eventually reach the destination that not only taught that technique, but techniques that could affect Reiko's allegiance and stay here on this planet. As for the clown prince of crime, Reiko was surprised that his lightning attack was able to pull of such a feature...in one shot. "Whoa..." Was it the dragoon armor that made that possible? Reiko wasn't 100 percent sure but there were certainly no complaints on that one. But if he was in the same position as Schi, who suddenly acquired a Halloween mask, perhaps there would be more confusion..that would be until he found out what the mask did.

So maybe the Joker was all talk then; maybe back then when he arrived at Hidden Cloud Asuka could have....could have had a chance of taking down the clown prince. Or maybe Asuka would have looked bad in the process. Reiko's thoughts on the Joker were temporarily on the back burner when he heard Schi below engage in diplomacy. The man raised some good points; so they were both on the same page and had their mind made up that they've already won the spot they worked hard for. In addition, why try to kill each other now when they could perhaps work together and get out of here? Not to mention the conditions that they have to use in order to pull of their ninjutsu and genjutsu. On the other hand Reiko figured that it would not be that easy.

"I don't think it will be that simple, Mr. Schi..." Reiko begun, returning the same respect he was given. "Even if we did win out positions simply by showing up, we're stuck here... They brought us in here, so they are the key to getting us out of here. And, as I'm sure all of us have figured out by now, the only way we get out is if we fight..."


That was when the Joker intervened, giving his own 2 cents with one arm. Reiko listened to him, watching the blood drop from the wound and was convinced that perhaps this wouldn't be as simple as he thought. And his goals were similar to Reiko's only that it involved bloodshed, more that Reiko(in his present state) wanted to acquire. "My goals are similar to Joker's..." he trailed, realizing from the bat that the two actually...had something close in common. "Only i didn't come here to kill, it was to test my strength against those who's goals were to become the best."

Reiko had no intentions of quitting; all the training that he went through since his failures, all the time spent on trying to master something that,according to history couldn't possibly be mastered. His skills had to be tested out. They needed to be tested out "I'm staying...even if i can get out of here...and you're welcome to try and kill me. It would be a shame if we've come all this way and we don't give it our all."

And almost instantly, reasoning was over and the match looked like it was heating up to begin once more. When Reiko saw the necklace activate, he watched as the Joker family multiplied by 2; not to mention the clown prince somehow in that time frame after the jounin exams discovered regeneration. Another thing that they had in common, though Reiko had questions about Joker's regeneration. As well as the fact that they were now in front of a...cathedral. Everything happened so fast that Reiko noticed a bit late that he didn't have the higher ground anymore; instead he was on the edge instead. As if that wasn't crazy enough he found a chocolate bar resting near his foot. Reiko didn't bother attempting to ask why as he lifted his foot and caught it in midair as he placed it a small opening in his armor by the leg region. Maybe it had more positive benefits such as the armor, or that it had the same properties that Joker's necklace possessed.

Reiko wasn't sure if Schi was still going to fight, but after his ears run with the cackle of both of the Joker's, it was clear the Joker was done with the delays. Reiko spoke his last word before the words they would speak would be during the chaos they would unleash on each other.

"Likewise..."

Schi rips the rubber sloth mask in two down its middle. "I guess it has been decided then. So there really is no more reason for me to talk." The boy said before letting go of the now two rubber pieces of mask and letting them fall to the ground. He wasn't the one to accept a undeserved handout like the mask. Sure he was rewarded with it, but that's not enough to say that the boy from hidden time 'deserved' it. Schi begins walking to the cathedral across what looked like to be a solid stone-brick bridge. Everything did look very beautiful, In fact it did look quite perfect. "Maybe the Guy isn't such a bad person after all." Schi said to himself while walking. He extended his arm out onto the stone railing and continued walking away from the fighting while just then everything was smoking and caught fire. Schi ran into the doors of the Cathedral for shady cover.

Schi then slams his palm into the ground as hard as he could summoning five Kage gennin leveled solders from hidden time village. They stood guard and remained at their personal posts guarding Schi so he could watch the battle and learn tips, weaknesses, strengths of his opponents. Or in another case since Schi would kill off each other and Schi would win. But technically he would still be the weakest of all the Sannin's together. His thought posses was 'Two on me isn't a very fun game...I better call for some reinforcements...wait, what is that?' Schi asked himself looking at more clowns than he ever wanted to see in his life. Looking over the edge and threw the glass in the upper middle part of the Cathedral Schi stood bowing his head over the railing. If only he had his Morning bow. He could have had the upper advantage in this fight, stowing up here with solders guarding him. Schi takes out a scroll and begins painting another plot. Hopefully his opponents wouldn't be able to see him painting on the large scroll threw the stain glass. The solders pathetically fanning him with their unsheathed Katana's as he painted. But because heat dose in fact rise Schi got sweatier and hotter till he just gave up the painting, It was covered in sweat and runny ink. The solders and him moved back down leaving the paper but taking the ink with them as they walked down the stairs and into the basement. The squad and Schi found this was the most cool place in the battlefield.

OOC sad The solders I summoned are Kage leveled because I'm officially at Sannin now, correct Bone? and Drago, how hot is it? I hope the solid stone walls of the Cathedral wont be melting. Also, what is it with you and giant green monsters?)