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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:53 pm
Can't understand Asian nail tech.
"That's not what I thought it was, I'll do strawberry smoothie?"
"Whuh?!"
"The light shiny pink by Creative."
"Eh?"
"*gets a color catalog and pokes the color*"
"oooh."
*still isn't getting the right color but settles with it anyway*
emotion_facepalm
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:06 pm
rofl The similarities.
Socially awkward penguin goes to Chipotle:
"What would you like with your fajita bowl? Corn?"
"Uh-"
"Great, peppers? Onions?"
"Erm, wait-"
"Lettuce?"
"No - I mean yes, ye-"
"Mild, medium, or hot?"
"Er, um, mil-"
"Great, your total will be $6.16."
"Oh, er, okay."
*didn't actually want all that, but okay.*
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:24 pm
rofl "The Chipotle Experience".
On the bright side I talked to a random silly lady about the inconveniences of fake nails for maybe three minutes while her last UV cure on some hybrid gel polish was wrapping up. She told a great story about how when she got her first set of acrylics she couldn't buckle her bra so she asked her husband to do it, but he couldn't figure out such crazy woman wizardry...... so she had the babysitter do it. emotion_awesome Awkward!
Maybe some day you'll meet an equally silly person while ordering a burrito, being socially awkward with another person makes things less socially awkward.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:02 am
Shared awkward moments = friends forever emotion_awesome
Reminds me of the time when I was like 10, and there was this huge lady in the pool locker room who couldn't buckle her bra, and so she suddenly turned to me and asked. I blanked out and panicked, and then ran to get my mom.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:34 pm
That would be me trying to put in my device with the heralds.
Kittywitch: Is this heraldicly correct?
Herald: Technically yes, but it's really stupid looking. Here's something less stupid looking. Submit that for your arms.
Kittywitch: Um, okay...
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