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Joker appeared behind the door as it opened. He was in his king uniform and his dolls where carrying him in as small bugs where falling out of his mouth. He coughed a few times as he looked at them.

"I see that you managed to make it up the mountain. Good Job. But you are going to have to go down the mountain now."

Joker got ready to hear the moans but he held up one finger and he smiled to the group as he gave a thumbs up.

"But you are going down the mountain from the inside. What? Yes down the mountain from the inside...Oh yes please put these on."

Joker tossed each survivor a pack. Joker scratched his head and he gave a simple smile again. As he begin to explain the rules of the game.

"So Pay attention because you will misunderstand me if you don't listen. Did you hear me you will misunderstand me if you don't listen. Now there are four questions. That you only need to answer to get the packs to open... Or Ask the right question. I guess you can call it jeopardy or deapardy."

Joker said with a bit a smile. Joker walked behind each contestant and pushed them down the mountain. As he leaned over he started to shout down the mountain.

"First Question: What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

Number 2. True

3. 92,955,887.6 miles

I Bark.

1 Survived.

Who is the Gray Ghost?
"

Joker looked and he whistled.

"I hope that you understand because its a long Long LONG way down if you don't. You have 4 Days.. And Yes you can chat with your fellow falling chuunins.. but I wouldn't recommend it. You can say your answers why you are falling because I won't hear you whisper."

The Guy suddenly took control of the body as soon as the door opened to reveal Joker standing behind it. After changing the body, he was suddenly trusted with a backpack of which he put onto his back immediately. After all what is more fun that to wear something that was given to you by a mad man bent on killing everyone? As it turned out everything else but how was The Guy supposed to know that when he was based on random fun and trust giving to get the most out of life in the first place? Suddenly, he was pushed hard off the mountain which all in all was not that bad as he listened to the voice of Joker call out the questions. Sure he could just mind read the answers before he got out of range but then what would be the fun in that? To make matters even more challenging to everyone, The Guy threw out his arms and shouted at the top of his lungs...



At that point, The Guy started to do the Party Rock shuffle in mid air while laughing and joking around. Anyone who did not participate in the dancing will soon find themselves hard pressed to be able to even get out of the fetal position after getting a hard hit to their chakra pool that would be enough to wind a behemoth if one ever showed up... Maybe there should be one at the bottom to scare the living bajeebus out of everyone else? Oh how fun would that be!

Micha had made it to the second part of the exam. She was glad that when she went through the gate there wasn't instant death waiting for her. Maybe now she could get a moment to relax, regain her strength and energy from the constant hike up the mountain. Between the crazy genin's, avalanche, and mountain lions (oh my) she felt slightly winded. Though, her body language wouldn't show it. She couldn't show any sign of weakness, at any point. Just in case one of the others would try and use that to her advantage. Now it was time to rest....

Or so she thought. The Joker's voice seemingly echoed its way to her ears. She knew if he was here, then something utterly insane was about to happen. It fit his personality. She quickly turned her head to see The Joker being carried in, dressed majestically. The King of madness as it would appear. She took a step backwards feeling something odd about the ground beneath her foot. Half of it felt like there was nothing. She broke eye contact with him and peered behind her. 'Wow.... That was a close one...' Behind Micha, and the rest of the Genin was a giant hole, and it seemingly looked as if it went on forever. As she was staring down the black abyss over her shoulder she heard the Joker speak. His words weren’t exactly what she wanted to hear. Great, now she had to go back down the mountain. What was the point of climbing it in the first place? It was a bit frustrating, but at least going down would be easier and quicker than the climb up. Next The Joker explained to them that they would be traveling down the mountain from the inside. Micha didn't like the sound of that.

The Joker graciously handed each of them a survival pack. She took the pack, and examined it closely. She couldn't find the way to open it. She pulled at the edges, and flipped it around but still, nothing. She stopped fiddeling with the pack when The Joker began to speak again. She listened very closely as he explained how to open the pack up. That explains why she couldn't find the opening. It appears she had to answer some riddles first. She held the pack out in front of her staring down at it. Then it hit her. She quickly turned around and looked down the massive hole in the center of the mountain. Was this pack a-

Before she could even finish her thought she was shoved in to the hole. As she fell it was like time stood still. The pack flew from her hands falling down the hole first, a few feet away from her grasp. Her arms flailed as she tried to grab the pack as she fell down the hole. Panic set in, if she couldn't get the pack, she would certainly fall to her death. The Joker spoke again; she almost missed the start of the first question. She had to concentrate on that otherwise even if she could get the pack, she wouldn't be able to open it. Time was still moving slowly, as she listened to the questions/answers that were vital to survival. After the final words escaped the jokers lips time sped up, moving back at a normal pace for her. She was plummeting rapidly, but the pack was still falling in front of her. She had to grab it before someone else did, or before it fell out of reach.

She thought to herself, about the birds she would watch. Specifically the falcon, which would close its wings and dive head first towards its prey, before swooping in and snatching it. She placed her arms to her sides tightly, and aimed at the pack. It was working she was slowly gaining on the pack. Once she was close enough she reached her right hand out to grab the strap with her fingers tips. 'Got it! Wha???' She couldn't explain it. What was happening? Instead of her arm listening to her brain to grab the pack it began to move uncontroably. Her entire body did. That's when she heard the voice. Someone screamed PARTY ROCK. She couldn't control herself.

Her hands immediately went above her head, as she began to lose her mind. She hoped no one could see it, but she began to shake it. Her hips swaying arms moved downwards, as she began to slide her hands down her body, whipping her hair back and forth by turning her head quickly. Even though her legs weren't on the ground, she couldn't help but move them as well, giving the presence of her shufflin her feet in midair. This went on for a lot longer than she was proud of. Until finally she did one huge hip pop. Was it done? Did she have control again? No, not even close. She began shufflin, shufflin through the air once more. She couldn't help but shake it more, and drop low, bent at her waist, before she would whip her head back, her hair landing on her back as she was looking forward she slowly raised up, and put her hands up to the sky. Once that little dance move set was done, she looked down and saw her pack. She was still dancing, but maybe she could use a move to grab her pack. She began twirling over, and over, she was getting close to the pack once again. Her left hand extended straight out, and moved like flowing water, creating the wave starting at her left fingertip. Her entire body jived as her right arm was taken over by the beat. It moved like a whip, and at the end of the move, her hand struck against the pack. She managed to grab the pack, as the whip like motion head back the other way. At least that problem was out of the way.

She wasn't sure how long she would be dancing for, but every second that passed, she was starting to enjoy it more. Which was almost as crazy as The Joker. Almost. Speaking of, he had set them out on a task to answer, or ask the correct question to get the pack open. If I don't answer them quick I will continue to fall like there was led in my zeppelin.' She wasn't sure why she would use that as an analogy, but she did. She needed to think hard about the questions. The Joker really put them on the spot with these questions. This part of the exam made him seem more like the riddler than The Joker. Maybe it would be wise to team up with others. Two heads are better than one.



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-- Micha aka 'Michi' --
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 117lbs
Weapons: Kunai, Shurikens, Senbons
Mood: Shufflin
Thoughts: Everybody just have a good time!
Area: Mountain, Chunin exam.
Current Jutsu:




ooc: (.)

Joker stood there and he could only hear the music playing louder and louder. Even more problamaticlly he started to dance. The King of Clowns. The Leader of the Federation. Had started to bust out into dance.

"I will find you Guy..and kill you eventually."

He said as he found himself dancing to the song.

Logan Hyuuga, the Blue Byakugan

Shikarama Nara, The Dedicated Genius

Adell Terumi, THE GREATEST NINJA IN THE WORLD, wanna-be...

Logan took the moment to answer the questions as well. "1. A hog to be cooked. 2. The Joker is homicidal 3.The average distance from the earth to the sun. 4. What do you do when you are a dog? 5. The Joker 6. Simon Trent"

Adell had moved ahead of the others as they had first entered the mountain, only to be greeted by the joker clad in king's robes. He held his words back, however as the joker explained everything before tossing him a pack which Adell readily caught He looked around the cave, his eyes widening as he saw the large hole, right before he was pushed in. His arms waved about in panic as he yelled out. "WHAT THE HELL MAN?" Despite his yells he managed to hear the questions despite his yells. Several of those questions, he had no idea how to answer. A moment later, the black-haired man, who now changed to a blond suddenly, yelled out "Party Rock." Adell's body moved with a will of it's own, dancing and shuffling uncontrollably. He glared at the source of this strange jutsu. "Stop making us dance, you b*****d." He tries to focus, calling out his answers "1. A pig, 2. I am the best ninja in the world. 3. NO IDEA . 4. A seal? 5. Zabuza during the time of the graduation exams. 6. Clancy Johnson."

Shikarama felt rather uncomfortable as he entered, only to find the joker greeting them and explaining their next goal. Taking his pack, Shikarama stepped into the hole, rather then letting Joker push him. He listened carefully as the Joker asked his questions. He hardly even noticed as his body began to dance through the air. His mind was purely as focus to give the best possible answers he could to the questions. 1. Properly prepared Stink weed 2.Everyone loves a good punchline. 3. An astronomical unit 4. What one does when one doesn't bite. 5. Sausuke Uchiha as the, at that time, last leaf member of the Uchiha clan following the massacre. 6. Adam West."

Shikyo Uchiha
Falling huh? That was a rather exciting thing, certainly a lot more fun then simply running up a cold mountain. Shikyo took the time to remove the coat and other ornaments that she had been forced to wear for the previous exam's portion, and now she was dressed back into her usual black and red shinobi attire. Pulling on one of the mesh sleeves that were attached to her red gloves she casually adjusted the fan in her hand. With the objective said before her, she slowly nodded her head thinking over the responses at hand. Just then some crazy son of a b***h screamed out 'Party Rock' and began dancing, something to which she wasn't exactly all too fond of for herself. With the sudden overwhelming feeling of the need to dance coming over her, Shikyo quickly brought the Gunbai fan forwards in front of her, her eyes staring forwards at the fan's rounded wooden side, with the Uchiha symbol written into it. Immediately the wash of a Genjutsu would pass over her, normally this being used against those that she was fighting, she would instead use the effects of her fan to affect herself. The Genjutsu in question was simple, the use of blocking out such a ridiculous and down right godly move that the stupid individual was trying to use against her. Now that the retarded technique had been dealt with she could get down to the business of figuring out the answers to these questions or answers, depending on the situation.

Frowning a little, and casually raising a hand to push the long black hair out of her Sharingan infused eyes. She dropped her arms to a crosses position under her bust and began speaking. "What stinks when living and smells good when dead? A pig would probably be a specific answer. But in reality, almost all animals that we eat, stink. And smell good when cooked... So animals in general, really." She said with a slow shrug of her shoulders before thinking about the second question. "The question... What is after the Number One? What is the opposite of False?" She says, with a slight chuckle, she was probably wrong, although most of the question really didn't make sense. "The third question: What is the distance from the sun to the earth in miles?" She says, before immediately going into the next question. "What singular onomatopoeian noise would you make, being a dog?" She says shaking her head slightly, that question was horribly confusing to her. "How many people survived in the room I was born in? 1 Survived." Shikyo says without a change in her face, although this solution was completely true. When she was born, everyone else in the room had died, leaving her father to run in and see all the death in the area. "Who is the Gray Ghost? The Gray Ghost was a super hero that Batman looked up to, and was actually the reason Batman had become who he is today." There was the final question, with luck she had managed to actually dish these out. Now that she had taken care of the situation, it was time to... Turn up the heat. As that cliche phrase usually goes. Her hands forming together after slipping the fan back onto her back. Her hands forming hand seals rapidly, and actually stacking the same technique ontop of each other three times over. Immediately upon finishing her hand seals, she would exhale an overabundance of flame then one normally would from her mouth, this technique normally being known as the Grand Fireball Technique. Although this time, with the technique being used three times in a row, it would be something just a tad bit different. This technique through this combination would be known unofficially as the Nova Grand Fireball Technique. From her position up above the other contestants in these exams, she would ship forth a large blast of flame intent upon setting every single person in the exams aflame in one motion. Perhaps even killing them all now, whether or not they managed to actually solve the riddles that had been presented before them.

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Lucius Jonz
Lucius had just so happened to have came to the next part of the exams with his Man Eating Eagle friend, of course now that he had done this he technically did not need to worry about the falling anymore which brought him to a nice hearty laugh at the situation. Ascending upwards as he casually though over what the questions that were being asked would have answers of, a male would yell out 'Party Rock' and soon everyone would begin dancing around him. Lucius smiled brightly as he felt his body becoming caught into the dancing, although dancing itself was a distraction to his over all thought process and with that he casually closed his eyes and reopened them, feeling the subsiding thoughts pass away. Thankfully he hadn't messed too deeply with his own memories, since now he could only remember the words of their proctor, and was looking around with a wide grin on his face at the over all amount of people that were dancing for no reason at all. The memories of the male actually activating and forcing him into the technique had now been disposed of, preventing him from being caught into something so stupid and unnecessary as the dancing that was going on. Figuring time was running short, he would quickly yell out his answers for this portion of the exams, barely keeping a pause in order to allow for them to be picked apart correctly. "What stinks when living and smells good when dead is a pig! Question number two is not false! 92,955,887.6 miles is the distance from the Sun to the Earth! What is a tree that can see called? Eye Bark! How many survived the Angra Mainyu Auction Massacre? 1 Survived! Who is the Gray Ghost? A washed up has-been TV star!" Breathing heavily, yet keeping the grin on his face he casually tugged on the feathers of his eagle and allowed himself to be brought upwards a little into the air, at that moment he looked to the side to see a female making hand signs. Closing his eyes and shaking his head despite the grin on his face, he would then feel the heat of the flames. "Looks like some people just don't know when to quit?" he says with a loud laugh over the billowing flame that was headed towards the others beneath them now.

(( Bone...
Shut up.

If the technique cannot be avoided. Then it is a technique that breaks rules placed upon this guild. If it does that, then it is required to be re-looked at by us mods.
Need I remind you, I am a mod. And regardless of whether or not "Drago said it's okay" I DO NOT like that technique, on sheer principle alone, to START WITH.

If you wish to proceed to fight against this, not only will I raise hell about it, but something WILL be done. Whether or not it is beneficial to what I want, will be determined. As it stands; I am letting you have your fun. So please, don't push your luck on that regard.

~Reaver.

))

Logan Hyuuga, the Blue Byakugan

Shikarama Nara, The Dedicated Genius

Adell Terumi, THE GREATEST NINJA IN THE WORLD, wanna-be...

Logan looked up, as the uchiha girl, having finished answering the questions, used a series of handseals, and then released a rather large ball of fire. She seemed to have made a clear mistake here. Firstly, the flames she would fire out were a gas, going through a combustion reaction, and a highly heated gas at that. Heated gas will rise in the presence of cooler gas. This would not only cause the flame's descent towards them to be slow, but some of the flames would natural rise back towards her. She would likely end up burning herself as well as her targets as she would fall through the flames which didn't move as fast as her solid form from the effects of gravity. Given that the fireball is completely made of gas, it would have relatively little force behind it and be basically unaffected by gravity relative to the air around it. Logan could see the fireball approaching them. It was propelled towards them purely by her own momentum combined with her breathe. It would be able to catch up to them, unless acted on by another force. Logan had no techniques that could completely eradicate the fire, though he had the means to defend himself.

Shikarama, looked up, smiling, at her short-sightedness, due to the nature of her fire technique. He was a wind user, and due to it's nature, any wind technique he used would be engulfed by the fire technique, and only enhance it. However, due to the nature of wind technique, which applies more force then her fire technique contains, combined with their current situation, he didn't need to defeat her technique, only use the force of the wind to slow down or even reverse it's descent. That was something he could do, which would not only save the group, but turn her own technique back on her. He quickly formed handseals a few seconds after she released the flames, He activated Wind Style: Multi-pronged trap, as a wall of wind formed above him and the others. This wind wall flew upwards, slamming into the fire. It fueled the flames, making them grow out in all directioned. More importantly, however, it applied force to the fire, slowing it down, and even redirecting some of them back up. The slowing effect of the impact protected the group, keeping the flames from reaching them, and the uchiha girl was now at risk of being engulfed by them.

((If anyone disagrees with this use of my logic, we can discuss it rationally in pms))