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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:52 pm
Dakota would receive a text message at around 4 in the morning:
And while he may had have no clue where Julie's room actually was, the second he walked into the second floor of the hallway where the esteemed Hunters of the non-trainee variety resided, there was only one single door in the entire hallway that was half-open and covered in rainbow, butterflies, glitter, and the head of a giant stuffed bear smiling down upon all who came close to it.
It was actually kind of creepy, really (the bear, that is).
Poor Marcus would recieve a text of similar nature:istoleyurvamps MESSAGE FROM JULIE:JOHN WINDWALKER, I REQUIRE YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE. (: OOC - Both players are free to arrive/knock/ wait at Julie's door until she is ready with the "important mission"
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:06 pm
Dakota frowned as he tried to dig his head into the pillow. It was easy to tell he was having a nightmare of sorts, perhaps one containing rainbows and hair clips of the Julie variety but....being in the job he was, was Julie really the worst thing he could fear at the moment?
Apparently so because when his hand snatched the phone currently saving him from his nightmarish dream, he blinked at the screen of her text and cursed. And cursed some more as he got dressed, and then cursed when he couldn't find her room.
Thanks to the few hunters awake at this time, he headed to where the nontrainees made their home before grimacing. His eyes....they were assualted by a onslaught of rainbows and something...what the hell was that? Was that...
Chama so gladly chimed in.
No s**t. I want to know why the ******** its looking at me like I am going to give it the best time of its life..
>>>>: > she quieted down again. Obviously she didn't know why the bear was propped up the way it was ********, ******** walked up to the door and knocked gently on it. "Julie?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:10 pm
There was a mental check list he had now about the pros and cons of Julie.
Pros: -Is moon division -Has yet to send me on a mission where I ended up fighting something that would kill me
Cons: -Is ******** insane -Pretty sure she doesn't know my actual name -Pretty sure missions just elaborate ways to try and get me killed without going into Halloween -She might be an evil genius if above is true - 3am is a terrible time to wake up - John Windwalker sounds like a bad 80s rock star name
It was a short list, but Marcus felt it was accurate. Still, she was his superior and outright ignoring her, or trying to lie to her could lead to- repercussions. Like the pod or something. Or being transferred into a crazier division. And crazy as Julie was he felt oddly safer around her then he did with some of the other division leads.
Flipping open his phone to read the message again and groaned. 4 am was not much better than 3 am but it was a start. It was a start. Getting out of bed and dressing, the tarinee wasn't never sure what to expect. Heaven or hell could await him, but he was expected purgatory really. Could be worse. He did take the time to grab a quick cup off coffee, downing it as quickly as he could. He hoped it wasn't another feminine product mission. He really hoped it wasn't. Going up the stairs and down the hall, he frowned. Dakota was here. Which could mean- "If this is about THAT incident you're taking the heat for it." Before he could knock on the door, his frown deepened. Bear head. Just- Julie. He knocked on her door.
"Good morning Julie."
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:15 pm
The Moon Hunter in question was actually kneeling next to her table with a rather impressive collection, a mound of paraphernalia all kind of very oddly familiar. First there were the books, which really wasn't that bad, because everyone read books, if one discounted that the cover of the books that strange naked cartoon men hugging each other. Next was of course, the stuffed animals, which really wasn't that bad either because Julie, and the DVDs with two buff cartoon men on the cover really wasn't that big an issue too, maybe Julie just had certain interests and-
-It wasn't until the two trainees managed to catch a glimpse of the box littered to one side that clearly said on the label 'To a beloved Julie-chan, from Allan-sempai' that they perhaps should, really, really, really, consider panicking.
"Oh hi you two!" The Moon Hunter oddly enough, did not zoom in to greet the two trainees as they walked into the room but instead, slammed and bolted close the door right behind her. "I am so glad you two could make it!" She paused for a second. "How do you two feel about art."
A 'How to draw Anime' book was haphazardly littered next to the pile of colourful books of naked cartoon - anime - men who were very likely not exactly hugging each other.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:31 pm
Dakota looked over at Marcus and sighed in relief. Yes...Yes his boss was here.
"Sup boss!" Dakota grinned as he gestured to the door and sighed, "Man I don't think its about the incident but-" As he walked in though, his eyes instantly went to the covered cartoon cover of one of her books. He was stunned into silence for....for a long time because there in her room was a series of all sorts of cartoon books in the most SCANDALOUS POSES for a girl. Especially one he considered to be....he wasn't sure but he didn't think she was in THAT.
"Er. Okay well so." He was stunned. And then he read the side of the box from Allan and rethought just what his life as a hunter meant. Since when did the moon hunters get Hentai boxes from Allan? But then...Now he was associating Hentai with Julie and wondering if was her...Fetish. You know cartoon people doing it and everything. And...It was all men on the covers.
He jumped when the door closed and was bolted shut though and sobbed internally. Stuck. Stuck with Julie and Marcus in her room with her obvious fetish collection on display. This was a rainbow threeway gone wrong and he was pretty sure Marcus and him were going to be starring as the protaginists.
"Uh Julie...." He blinked at the question before looking at the book and then hazardly picking up one. It had a picture of two men, one small boy and one big male embracing each other. and then hazardously set it down like it didn't register to him that you know....it was a book of GAY hentai, "Depends on the art?" He said as he was caught on the cover. What was that guy built like on the cover....like...Triple H? LIKE THE WRESTLER?
Was he in too much shock to realize that he was stuck in a room with Julie and Marcus with gay hentai and Julie and eager expression. Yes. Yes he was. Everything seemed to be molasses to him. Slowly spreading through his mind.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:36 pm
Why did she lock the door behind them? She locked the door behind them. She locked. The Door.
Locked. In. A. Room. With. Julie. All of Marcus's survival instincts were screaming at him to run. Claw his way out and flee into the night. Dakota be damned. This was- Oh hey look at those things.Eyes darted to the piles and Marcus's entire expression went from mildly scared to moderately horrified. Oh jack I never really got into cartoons but those look really- NONONONONOThere were words trying to form as Marcus listened, his mind trying to block the images of cartoon men doing questionable things to each other and Dis describing them to him in detail. At first the only the only sounds that came from Marcus was 'nnngggggg' but after a second of that it changed. This was Julie. He couldn't...backtalk and just- Maybe its a cartoon porn watching marathon! Wouldn't that be fun? Ghouls are into that sort of thing when it's two boils. Works the other way too. Marcus was trying to ignore it. Ignore it so much. "Art is..." He was trying so hard not to wince. "...nice." Yeah that was about as far as he got. Looking at Dakota the other trainee got a look that basically said 'We are doomed it was nice knowing you' combined with a shake of his head.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:47 pm
Julie had either a) paid them no attention or b) attempted to pay them attention and just substituted whatever they said with whatever she wanted to hear from them with a sort of excited smile. There might even have been sparkles in her eyes as she picked up a pencil and a sketchpad. With a sort of analytical look, which really did not befit the Moon Hunter at all, she flipped to page three of her 'How to draw manga' book, which was depicting pictures of nude cartoon men in various poses.
"It says here," Julie pointed at the anatomical diagram," That I should use live models." She pursed her lips and furrowed her eyebrows before looking back and Marcus and Dakota with the biggest, roundest eyes. "Do you know what that means?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:54 pm
Dakota blinked again.
And then he looked at Julie. Really looked at her and stared at her. And then just kept staring. < His outside face okay?
OHMYGODISSHEIMPLYINGTHATISHOULDDOSOMETHINGIDON'TWANNAKFDJSKFLDSREIFJFDSKLFNDLKVJILKKSDFNMDSKLARFNDLKSFJ < Inside face and voice.
Dakota looked to the manga book and then back to her and then to Marcus and a "Uh-" to Marcus and then back to the book and then back to Julie and then back to Marcus and there was pointing and something about "You kidding me?" before he sighed.
"You...You want us to pose...nude?" He really hoped he got it wrong. Please oh my god please let him be wrong.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:08 pm
Marcus? ...... Marcus this is like a dream come true. ................................................... You can- NO DESIDERO
The mind of Marcus was trying to compute what she was saying. What she was looking at. What was going on and if he had accidentally entered into a living hell that was Julie. He hoped it meant something else. He really did. He wasn't into that kind of stuff. he wanted it to mean- "You need us to get models?" He liked Dakota but not like that. Not enough to pose like that.
He hoped they had to get other 'models'.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:58 pm
Julie's eyes might have gotten misty as she shed a couple of tears of pride. Her little Moon Hunters were growing up! It would be any day now, that they would go out into the world, the brave, wide, sparkling world, and with their better promoted salaries and lifted access restrictions, bring her all sorts of new fun things just like Allan!
Before any of the two could consider leaving, the rainbow blur known as Julie had already grabbed a tight, firm, almost too firm hold on their coats, pulling them together with rather considerable and surprising strength considering her absolutely petite build. "Okay, you stand right here." Apparently she wasn't taking 'please oh god no' in any form of mental agony for an answer. "And you, right here please!"
She paused for a second to admire her handiwork, Marcus, was behind Dakota in a very uncomfortable distance apart. Maybe half an inch, at the most: was practically breathing on Dakota at this point. "Oh my," The Moon Hunter walked a little over towards them again, setting down her drawing pad, "You have to raise your arms like this. Perfect!"
And then Marcus was embracing Dakota, from the back.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:41 pm
Dakota stared at Julie. Was she misting up right now? Was there tears in her eyes? Why were there tears? Shouldn't he be the one crying?
"Julie what are we..." He stared at her as she moved them around. Close your eyes Dakota, just close your eyes and it will be okay. And when you open them....you'll be alright.
He felt the sting of hot breath and wondered maybe if he was on a beach somewhere. When he opened his eyes though, when he opened them, he saw rainbows and something akin to male porn. And then his hot beach came crashing on him, arms wrapped around him in a sweet manly embrace and Dakota broke.
"Marcus..." He whispered over to Marcus, looking at the older moon hunter. Please Marcus oh god, just STOP BREATHING ON HIS NECK, ITS OKAY, HE CAN HANDLE THE HUG JUST OH GOD THE BREATHING ON HIS NECK.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:25 pm
Crap was Julie... crying? s**t. s**t he made her cry and he had no idea how and ******** this he was ou- Why did she grab him and how the hell was she that strong? Marcus's confusion was rising as she manipulated him into place. Just- his mind was full of ********.
He was holding Dakota.
Oh he fits so perfectly against you.... he makes a lovely little spoon~ NNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
He was breathing on Dakota and this was all sorts of wrong and maybe he would request that division transfer. "............." Dakota said his name and all Marcus was trying to do was not flee. He'd break the damn door down if he had to. "...................yes Dakota?" His voice lacked any emotion.
He might have broken.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:48 pm
"Stand still, stop talking." Julie hissed, suddenly all sorts of tiny five foot rainbow threatening. If the two trainees knee what was good for them, they would stand very very still. Maybe if they were Marcus they should hold their breath.
"Hmmmmm....." Julie mulled, "Hmmm-hmmm-hmm... oh!" She then began erasing all over again, clearly not even close to done yet.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:08 pm
Julie used Glare.
Dakota is already frozen and confused. No more status effects can be added.
He held his breath now too and stiffened in Marcus's arms. Stiffened....in his arms.
"Um...Julie?" Dakota started again before quieting. Do not talk, do not talk.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:16 pm
>Julie used Glare. >>IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE! >>Marcus is Paralyzed! >Marcus used Flee! >>But Marcus is paralyzed and unable to move.
His knee jerk reaction took hold of him. That reaction sadly, was to jerk and embrace Dakota more. He was taking as few breaths as possible. Overall, Marcus's mind was full of ********.
Julie had officially scared Marcus to the point he was sure a minipet had just spawned somewhere.
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