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Episode I- Chapter I: My First Impression of the Chatterbox Forum



As in "aww, those girls are beating each other in the heads with baseball bats, isn't that the cutest thing ever?



So we begin in that one tire fire part of Springfield.



I know, it's just the definition of badassery.



In the corner, tucked away is the school sign (presumably saying Majisuka Gakuen), not like anyone even comes here for education anyway.



Welp, three seconds into this show, we've seen a tire fire, arsonists taking pride in their work and a chick get get a** kicked!



I have no idea what a chick with a sledgehammer is doing at school, but given the setting, it can't be good.



Hoarder bitches! They're even in Japan!



...who abrubtly get slapped by their master being because SHE WANTED BBQ CHIPS, DAMMIT!



Very much remnicent to Qui Gon Jin's "There's always a bigger fish" line.



We never see any of those girls again, but given that one was just struck with a baseball bat and pushed into her friend who both fell down stairs, we can assume the worst.



-STOMP, STOMP, STOMP-
Yes! Finally! A Japanese school girl who isn't susceptible to blowing away in spring breezes!

-As she walks to school, a teacher's voice is played in the background as the scene transitions to a classroom-

Teacher: "When multiplying fractions, you must multiply the numerators and denominators together"



Oh god, I know that face from anywhere- Hassan's grade 10 science class, a class of 42, there were sparks flying on the ground, food stains everywhere, and a teacher who lost all hope of ever teaching!

Teacher (as the screen zooms out for utter chaos in the classroom and his face grows even more in dismay): It doesn't matter, does it.



-Amid the screaming in the classroom, we hear her blaring music-

Oh man, check out those headphones, two decades haven't been too kind to them!



-The girls proceed to throw the mah jong tiles all over the floor and scream at each other-

I'm no expert, but I don't think that's how one is to play mah jong...



I have no idea how she can even hear the person, like I'm not even kidding when I say "chaos", like a rock concert can't even hold a flame to this.



Five minutes later, and she's still on the walkway to school!



What the hell kind of meat do you guys eat over there, Japan?!



Oh... that's... okay, why not, in class barbecue!



Akicha: "An elementary school student?"



Unagi: "Nine years old."



Bungee: "She hasn't even had her peroid"

Akicha: "The other girl was fifteen, right?



Unagi: "She was on a mission to get rid of a local gang. A kid's backpack was totally destroyed; my brother was scared."

Bungee: "Is she that strong?"

Unagi: "The real thing."

Mukuchi: "It's just an urban legend, right?"

Akicha: "It's not good if a monster like that transfers here"



With any luck, this hulking woman who is most likely fifteen destroyed a kid's backpack at some point in her life!

-The teacher is heard once more-

Teacher (with a hesitent voice): "Sashihara san."



You don't ******** distract women when they're cooking cow innards!



Teacher: "D-do you know how to solve this problem?"



Wota always consumes brain food (both figuratively and literally) before answering questions!



...and burns her teacher in the forehead with it.



Unagi is loving this s**t in particular.

Wota: "We're in the midding of broiling innards!"



Teacher: "I'm sorry."



$50 says he's probably the b***h at home too.



Meanwhile, back at the longest walk to school ever.



It wouldn't be badass enough to walk through the main gate to the school like two feet away.



Wota: "Is that her?"

No, Bungee, not her, HER!



A wild volleyball appears!



Transfer student uses somewhat, not really Mean Stare!



She's the bestest, being the only big Japanese girl in existance.

Star in more TV dramas, Nachu, I'd watch TV if you diddddd! sad



Daruma uses Pound!

Not to be confused with her part rock uncle, Darmani.



The shockwaves extend as far as the On Wednesdays We Wear Pink gang!



And you don't ******** blow volleyballs up in the presence of the Goth Gang, they approach Daruma.

Goth Gang Member: "Who the hell are you?"

After a brief mean stare competition, they vanish from view and are never heard from again.



However, the Wicked Witch of the South-East Prostitute gang will have none of that and take a more aggressive approach to Daruma.



Are you ready for this? The most creative name ever.



And I thought I was uncreative by naming the nameless video game characters after myself!



Every window in Majisuka Gakuen opens, as various girls scream out them and throw paper and s**t out the windows.



Convenient dust storm out of nowhere!



At the top floor of the school:



These four girls aren't really important to the plot, they serve as the Rappappa's (Brass Band) bitches.



I don't even think they are called by their names later on



Nor do I think that they interact with the heroine at all.

Final Rappappa Freshman who has yet to be introduced with shades: "I wonder what she's got."



She's the easiest to remember, because her shades, and easy name.



Aight! The Four Heavenly Queens, they're the rulers of Majisuka Gakuen, and the toughest fighters.

Shibuya: "Is that new student seriously in high school? She looks a lot older to me.



Black: "This should be interesting."



She is the most memorable out of the Four Heavenly Queens by the way. Why she's not there at the moment? To be discussed upon at a later episode.



Torigoya: "I wonder if she'll come up here?"

Woman playing with a ball in a cup thing: "It's hard to predict the future."



She's just THAT good.



She's cool, up to the very end of this season where all hell breaks loose.



And those are the rulers of the high school, and their bitches, fighting them later on may be inevitable for the heroine!

Tune in next chapter where we find out whatever happens to this whole fight with the Golden Eyebrow Group and Daruma!