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 Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:22 am
 Life Hunter
BATTLE ARENA
Mechanics
- by carefully removing pieces of the tower, you earn points and advance to the next round. As the rounds continue, the odds grow steadily against you. Rolling a 1 at any point means you have knocked down the tower. Please do enjoy your mystery dart. Anything after reaching 50 points is purely for peen.
- you may roll pieces individually (suggested for group play) or in batches of 5 (basically, a full round.)
Round 1
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 1
Trainee Roll: 1d10
Life Trainee Roll: 1d12
Hunter Roll: 1d12
Life Hunter Roll: 1d20
Round 2
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 3
Trainee Roll: 1d8
Life Trainee Roll: 1d10
Hunter Roll: 1d10
Life Hunter Roll: 1d12
Round 3
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 4
Trainee Roll: 1d6
Life Trainee Roll: 1d8
Hunter Roll: 1d8
Life Hunter Roll: 1d10
Round 4
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 10
Trainee Roll: 1d4
Life Trainee Roll: 1d6
Hunter Roll: 1d6
Life Hunter Roll: 1d8
Bonus Mechanics
Life Hunters train for precise hand eye coordination and exceptional judgement, thus they have a slightly lower chance of knocking down the tower.
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its me debz rolled 1 12-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:23 am
Clerise was vaguely incredulous that her division was so ridiculous that they trained via a common party game.
Well. It was common when she went to parties, which was, admittedly, eight years ago.
She would blame the disbelief for her first failure.
Round: 1
Pieces Taken: 0
Total Points: 0
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its me debz rolled 1 12-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:24 am
She would blame the second on the fact that she's always hated Jenga.
It is a lie.
Round: 1
Pieces Taken: 0
Total Points: 0
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its me debz rolled 1 12-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:25 am
Carefully, balanced precariously atop her chair, Clerise pulled a block free.
Well, that was one down, at least.
Round: 1
Pieces Taken: 1
Total Points: 1
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its me debz rolled 4 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 9, 1
Total: 17 (4-48)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:26 am
Clerise dodged a total of four shots, but all it took was one rumbling from above to send her careening down into the piranhas.
She did not appreciate being resuscitated while crabby.
"DWIGHT, I SWEAR TO GOD. NOT NOW."
Round: 1
Pieces Taken: 1
Total Points: 1
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its me debz rolled 5 12-sided dice:
7, 1, 9, 8, 8
Total: 33 (5-60)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:27 am
The fourth attempt was met with an equal amount of failure. Her slick clothing was not that conducive to holding on to the table on the platform. She'd managed to take one good piece before--
Well.
"Dwight. Listen. Darling. Sweetheart. Do you see that I'm busy? QUIT ******** GROPING ME."
Funny how she'd get more upset at training than on a mission; it probably had to do with her hating her own failure.
Round: 1
Pieces Taken: 1
Total Points: 1
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its me debz rolled 5 12-sided dice:
10, 9, 9, 11, 11
Total: 50 (5-60)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:27 am
Upon her first round of success, Clerise nearly purred contentedly, sprawling out on the table with contentment. peering at her five pieces laying beside her.
She took a moment to gloat.
The piranhas could be her audience.
Round: 1
Pieces Taken: 5
Total Points: 5
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its me debz rolled 5 10-sided dice:
5, 8, 2, 10, 3
Total: 28 (5-50)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:28 am
Each time she pulled out a block, Clerise emitted a bit of a giggle. This wasn't so bad, in retrospect. The constant zinging of bullets and red dots gliding around the room.
It kept her mind off reality. That, in and of itself, was a blessing.
The last thing she wanted to do right now was remember much of anything, horsemen be damned.
Round: 2
Pieces Taken: 5 + 5 = 10
Total Points: 5 + 15 = 20
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its me debz rolled 5 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 1, 8, 8
Total: 24 (5-40)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:29 am
And then the blocks came tumbling down, much like jack and jill and pails of water being fetched.
Round: 2
Pieces Taken: 5 + 5 = 10
Total Points: 5 + 15 = 20
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its me debz rolled 5 12-sided dice:
11, 1, 2, 7, 11
Total: 32 (5-60)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:30 am
It was a different hunter, this time. She supposed the shift changed-- Dwight's number was written on her hand, though, in ink, scrawled in a lazy loop. Wait. She HAD Dwight's phone number, and this one was most certainly not it. Kind of creepy, actually. Clerise shrugged it off, returning to the table, skipping to miss a few bullets and-- you know. Faceplanting into the table. That was fine too. Status Round: (current round number)Pieces Taken: 0 Total Points: 0
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its me debz rolled 5 12-sided dice:
12, 4, 10, 7, 4
Total: 37 (5-60)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:31 am
The next time Clerise wakes up, 'You're pretty' is scrawled on the back of her other ******** unnerving. She aces the Jenga, though. Status Round: 1Pieces Taken: 0 + 5 = 5 Total Points: 0 + 5 = 5
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its me debz rolled 5 10-sided dice:
10, 7, 3, 7, 10
Total: 37 (5-50)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:32 am
Sitting here in this room, with nothing but the vibrations from explosions rattling the walls, piranhas circling hungry underfoot, and the dance of red lasers, Clerise was getting a lot of introspection done. Too much. It's hard to believe she's only been here two two months, because she feels five years older. Why? Because it just so turned out that the best possible position for picking out Jenga block was laying across the table. So lay she did, moving off every time she pulled one out to dodge some bullets and scream some profanities that fell upon deaf ears. Status Round: 2Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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its me debz rolled 5 8-sided dice:
6, 7, 7, 4, 6
Total: 30 (5-40)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:33 am
She didn't dare cross her fingers. Not even close. She did, though, sit on the edge of the table, swinging her crossed legs back and forth, sticking jenga pieces down her shirt. Why? Because ******** you, that is why. Status Round: 3Pieces Taken: 5 + 5 = 10 Total Points: 5 + 15 = 20
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its me debz rolled 5 6-sided dice:
1, 6, 6, 6, 5
Total: 24 (5-30)
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:33 am
Before Clerise got shot, she failed and flipped a ******** table. Yeah, that's right. The whole table. DEAL WITH IT. Status Round: 4Pieces Taken: 10 + 5 = 15 Total Points: 20 + 20 = 40
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its me debz rolled 5 12-sided dice:
10, 11, 9, 8, 10
Total: 48 (5-60)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:53 am
Sullenly, Clerise glared at the jenga blocks. All she knew was wood. Not even the fun wood. This sucked. Status Round: 1Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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