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Eight

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:35 am


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Life Hunter
BATTLE ARENA



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General Information
The portal opens up into an observation room, and down the stairs, an odd chamber for something like hunter training. At the center of a piranha-filled pool stands a solid stone table and several chairs. The Life Arena was built underneath the demolitions and ballistics testing areas, and the chamber rumbles with the occasional explosions above. Pinpoint red lasers sweep across the room regularly, as if hidden snipers are searching for a nice target. In the center of the table sits a wooden tower, made up of smaller wooden blocks. Yes. That's right. The Life Hunters prefer to train via Jenga.

Note: Distraction techniques and Yo Momma jokes are considered viable weapons when playing competitively.

If you fail: you have knocked down the tower! A small dart hits the back of your neck. You come to several hours later, and hope Dr. H didn't do anything to your body while you were unconscious. When you look into the mirror...

If you win: you have reached 50 points! You get a sharpie marker to do with as you please. peen points go to those with the highest scores.


    Mechanics
    - by carefully removing pieces of the tower, you earn points and advance to the next round. As the rounds continue, the odds grow steadily against you. Rolling a 1 at any point means you have knocked down the tower. Please do enjoy your mystery dart. Anything after reaching 50 points is purely for peen.

    - you may roll pieces individually (suggested for group play) or in batches of 5 (basically, a full round.)

  • Round 1

    Pieces: 5
    Points per piece: 1
    Trainee Roll: 1d10
    Life Trainee Roll: 1d12
    Hunter Roll: 1d12
    Life Hunter Roll: 1d20

  • Round 2

    Pieces: 5
    Points per piece: 3
    Trainee Roll: 1d8
    Life Trainee Roll: 1d10
    Hunter Roll: 1d10
    Life Hunter Roll: 1d12

  • Round 3

    Pieces: 5
    Points per piece: 4
    Trainee Roll: 1d6
    Life Trainee Roll: 1d8
    Hunter Roll: 1d8
    Life Hunter Roll: 1d10

  • Round 4

    Pieces: 5
    Points per piece: 10
    Trainee Roll: 1d4
    Life Trainee Roll: 1d6
    Hunter Roll: 1d6
    Life Hunter Roll: 1d8

    Bonus Mechanics
  • Life Hunters train for precise hand eye coordination and exceptional judgement, thus they have a slightly lower chance of knocking down the tower.






Status

Round: (current round number)

Pieces Taken:
Total Points:



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:40 am


Her performance in the battle arena had been pathetic. Five attempts? Aria had said mistakes were okay but five attempts? ******** no. That was unacceptable. Candace refused to let that be her 'best' effort, but she was well aware that if she wanted to do well she would need some help. Help preferably from a Life hunter...from a Life hunter who would actually help her. This immediately struck at least three Lifes from the list. One that she knew for sure would help her? Clarice. Because Clarice was awesome.

Plus it helped that she was feeling in better spirits since the other day. Jerry had been acting very..uh...different! And she was thoroughly enjoying where it was leading up to. That and her leg was finally healed up and bandage free. So it was with a cheerful hum and a bit of a skip in her step that Candace approached Clarice's office, knocking on the door frame and peeking in. "Hey pretty lady~. You busy?" Candace asked with a smile, holding onto the doorframe and practically hanging into the room. "Was wondering if you would like to join me in a game of extreme jenga."

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 am


Glancing up from her work, Clarice saw that smile and mentally gave Jerry a big thumb's up. Way to go, slugger! Closing her files, the blonde smirked back, "You sure you're up to it? I heard you had some problems the last time you entered the Life Arena."

Sepsite her words, Clarice was already getting up and taking off her coat. Walking over to her closet she pulled out a coverall (nametag "Jim Bob") and started slipping it on. Apparently, Jenga translated into It's Go Time in Life-speak.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:03 am


"Yeaaaah I left looking like a kitty. But! That's why I want to do it again." Candace said with a nod, watching as she got up and...put more clothes on. Eh? But they didn't..do any fighting. She could understand covering up a nice outfit if they expected to get messy but it as just Jenga! "Uh..what's with the coveralls?" She felt stupid asking but she just had to know.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:11 am


"I don't wear shorts under my skirt," she explained, rolling up the sleeves. "And while I assure you, my panties are quite nice and nothing to be ashamed of, I feel that viewing them should be a privilege and not because I got knocked out by a ******** dart." She pointed at Candace, "Trust me, nothing says regret like seeing video of yourself on the ground for several hours looking like a drunk co-ed passed out at a frat party, legs spread and everything out for the whole ******** world to see. A whole ******** world full of assholes with camera phones."

Then she paused her rant and stared at Candace.

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"Kay?"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:28 am


Eh? So? They weren't going to be getting physical. "Are they cute?" Candace asked with genuine curiosity, not out of any kind of perverted desires to know what Clarice's panties were like. If they were cute she wanted to give a compliment where a compliment was due! She'd totally let people compliment her own good tastes! But..oh s**t. She had a point. Why didn't she think of that!? Probably because she'd worn pants last time...s**t. She had a skirt on today. Candace looked down at herself, mouth set in a hard line and eyes wide. "..Do you have an extra one?" She was by no means a prude but...well..she didn't need random hunters just lifting her skirt and checking out what was underneath. She had a feeling if Jerry found out he would flip the ******** out.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:33 am


And Clarice was back to smiling. Good call, Candace. Good call. Happily, Clarice flung open her closet to reveal several dozen coveralls in various colours, each with a different nametag. "They're good for handling minipets too. Or with messy experiments, or when I'm dealing with greased parts. If you ever need one, just come in and grab one, though go ahead and keep whichever you pick. I've got plenty, and I always pick up more during external missions."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:46 am


Candace kind of just stood and stared at the assortment of different coveralls she had to pick from, eventually picking one that looked like it would fit alright and putting it on while Clarice explained their uses. Well then. "Is there anything you don't have~?" She'd seen Jerry walk out of Clarice's office with his pockets full of condoms. Candace wasn't stupid just..mildly confused. Why did Jerry go to Clarice and not the infirmary for those?

The coveralls were zipped up and adjusted until everything felt like it was sitting comfortably inside it, reaching down to fix a part of the leg that got caught on the heel of her boot. "The only creepy thing I had to deal with last time was whoever was watching me kept moving my body so I was lying on my back using my scarf as a pillow every time I woke up..." She shivered a little. If Candace knew who was watching her it wouldn't bother her so much but the fact that she didn't know who was in that room. "Ready~? I'm good to go when you are."

Eight

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lizbot
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:51 pm


Clarice smiled at the complaint and led the other woman to the Life Arena, "You know, that's actually a pretty nice thing for someone to do. Maybe you have a secret admirer in the labs or something. Which...can be creepy, but as long as they aren't getting all bad hands on you or taking locks of hair, I wouldn't worry." Pushing the door open, the blonde's eyes immediately went to the piranhas. They were looking pretty lively today, which was good. Replacing those things always broke her heart a little, even if she had stopped giving them names.

Reaching down into her shirt, Clarice pulled out a silver coin, "Heads or tails?"
PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:12 am


"A secret admirer in the labs?" Candace looked thoughtful as she considered her options. The one person she could think of she hardly considered an admirer much less a secret admirer. Surely she was just a thing of amusement to him, not someone he admired Was it someone she didn't know then? Creepy. "I suppose it's plausible. I'm here often enough to see people here." Namely Clarice and the doctor.  "How nice of them~. I guess I should be glad all they drew on me was a cat face."

Candace have the piranhas a look, watching how they darted and swam like they were on some kind of mission. A mission to kill, probably. "What's the point of the piranha anyway? All we do is sit and pull blocks out of a tower. It's not like we have to avoid falling in..."

Candace stepped away from the edge. "Heads, always heads." She told her with a smile.

Eight

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lizbot rolled 1 4-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-4)

lizbot
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:11 pm


"Better a kitty than a giant p***s, just sayin..." Clarice spoke with wisdom of bitter experience. Many bitter experiences.

She caught the coin mid air and slapped it down on the table.

"Tails it is...which means, you get to start," the blonde beamed at the other woman and took her her seat. "Nothing like getting the dart on the first move. Do be careful."

She pulled a small packet of beef jerky out of her pocket and tossed it to the fish. The water immediately boiled with frenzied toothy fish. "I just think they give this place a nice atmosphere."


(1-2 heads, 3-4 tails)
Eight rolled 5 10-sided dice: 6, 9, 5, 3, 9 Total: 32 (5-50)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:48 pm


"...Did it have hair?" Candace asked sympathetically, getting the distinct impression poor Clarice had had penises drawn on her face one too many times.

One too many being once, naturally.

"Oh fantastic~!" She cheered sarcastically though she was smiling as she took a seat as well and watched Clarice feed the piranha. Ah, another one of those 'because we could' things. "You Life hunters are so weird." Candace teased affectionately before turning her attention to the tower. Don't mess up.

So far so good! But Candace always passed the first round. It was the rounds after round one that she had trouble with.

"Hmm, sorry to disappoint. Looks like I get no dart yet."

Status

Round: 1

Pieces Taken: 5
Total Points: 5


Eight

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lizbot rolled 5 20-sided dice: 5, 7, 4, 13, 12 Total: 41 (5-100)

lizbot
Vice Captain

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:59 pm


"Sometimes there was indeed hair, thank you so much for reminding me sweet Candy."

She smoothly removed and stacked her own pieces, "Don't get cocky now, though. Sometimes it looks like easy sailing and then you take a laser to the eye."


Status

Round: 1

Pieces Taken: 5
Total Points: 5

Eight rolled 5 10-sided dice: 9, 7, 2, 6, 3 Total: 27 (5-50)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:46 pm


"That name doesn't bother me anymore, Clarice dear." Candace hummed cheerfully, watching her pluck away five more blocks like they were nothing. Not surprising. "Hey, Clarice? How long have you been a hunter anyway?" She was so young! She looked...Candace's age at least?

..A laser to the eye. But lasers were followed by darts. Candace just stared at Clarice with a blank expression. "..I always pass the first round. It's after that I have trouble..I never was very good at Jenga." And with the way the tower wobbled after she had carefully slid a few pieces out it showed. Candace tensed and waited for the inevitable crash and p***k but it never came.

The tower stood strong. Oh thank god!

Candace was starting to build a tiny little house with her blocks, like one would with Lincoln Logs.

Status

Round: 2

Pieces Taken: 10
Total Points: 20


Eight

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lizbot rolled 5 12-sided dice: 9, 9, 4, 11, 10 Total: 43 (5-60)

lizbot
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:02 am


"Hummm, getting used to H already," the blonde cocked an eye brow at the Intermediate as she slid out a few more pieces, "...or has he moved on to even more euphemistic nicknames?" She stacked them on top of the tower and then noted the little house to the side. "You...don't even play right, you." Picking up the pieces Candace was toying around with, she stacked them up on top of the tower as well.

"The point is to hone your hand-eye coordination, accuracy, and decision making. It's a lot harder to play correctly, but you end up getting better a lot faster as well." She showed off a little, rebuilding the tiny house on top of the slightly wobbling tower, "See? See this? This is me owning you right now while doing it the hard way." She waggled a finger at the other woman, "But then, I've been doing this for about six years, with like...forty in hunter years, so a gap in skill is to be expected."

Status

Round: 2

Pieces Taken: 10
Total Points: 20

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