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 Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:59 am
Please post any of your jokes..
I'll think about jokes later
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:25 pm
Why isn't transvestite an option?
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:59 pm
Kazuki Hinamori Why isn't transvestite an option? What if if I'll change the topic?
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:29 pm
I always thought Kim Jong was gonna die earlier.
We all kne he was terribly "il"
ba-dum-tish
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:37 pm
Kupara246936 I always thought Kim Jong was gonna die earlier. We all kne he was terribly "il" ba-dum-tish ... *Mantis sound*
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:56 pm
people dont appreciate puns like they used to.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:59 pm
Kupara246936 people dont appreciate puns like they used to. <.< >,> okay
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:28 am
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
(No offence to blondes)
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'' emotion_facepalm emotion_awesome
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:39 am
This is one by Stephen Lynch:
"If I could be a superhero, I would be drug-free boy. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of they lives they destroy. I'd take all those junkies getting so high with their needles and bongs and sticks made of tie. As I burn them alive, I would squeal with joy! Cause I would be drug-free boy!"
yeah, it's lame, but i don't feel like typing the whole thing. It's funny, though. Just look him up!
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:06 am
-I'm from Philippines that's why I'm sending Jokes from Philippines.
Host: What place 'B' does the Philippine National Hero, Dr. Jose Rizel was shot? (Bagumbayan)
Contestant: Sa back? ('Sa' means 'at the')
Host: Oh well I'll include that. What place 'L' does the Philippine National Hero, Dr. Jose Rizel was shot? (Luneta Park)
Contestant: Sa likod? (At the Back?)
Host: Ugh! Again, last one, what place 'R' does the Philippine National Hero, Dr. Jose Rizel was shot? (Rizal Park)
Contestant: Oh! I know! Rear Part!
Host: What?!? But It's still at the back!
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This is actually the original. But it's better if you read the english version
Host: Saang 'B' binaril si Dr. Jose Rizal? (Bagumbayan)
Contestant: Sa Back?
Host: Hay nako! Sige na nga pwede na yun. Saang 'L' binaril si Jose Rizal? (Luneta Park)
Contestant: Sa likod?
Host: Eto na, last, anong 'R' binaril si Jose Rizal? (Rizal Park)
Contestant: Ah! Alam ko na! Sa REAR PART!
Host: Hay nako! Likod pa rin yun!
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:41 pm
Lol...I read this one from a newspaper.
A butler and his master live together in a beautiful mansion. One night, it is very late, around one thirty, and the butler was in the kitchen preparing some tea for the master of the mansion, then he saw the plates, pots and pans and kitchen spoons began to float, and the room was suddenly very cold. The butler ran to his master's Head-quarters, and opened the door.
Butler: Master! There is a ghost in the mansion! Should I let him in your office?
Master: Nah. I can't see him.
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LOL xd rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:36 pm
hellokitty3241 Lol...I read this one from a newspaper. A butler and his master live together in a beautiful mansion. One night, it is very late, around one thirty, and the butler was in the kitchen preparing some tea for the master of the mansion, then he saw the plates, pots and pans and kitchen spoons began to float, and the room was suddenly very cold. The butler ran to his master's Head-quarters, and opened the door. Butler: Master! There is a ghost in the mansion! Should I let him in your office? Master: Nah. I can't see him. _____________________________________________ LOL xd rofl rofl rofl rofl For some odd reason, that reminds me of Ciel Phantomhive cat_blaugh
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:02 pm
Gammawolf99 hellokitty3241 Lol...I read this one from a newspaper. A butler and his master live together in a beautiful mansion. One night, it is very late, around one thirty, and the butler was in the kitchen preparing some tea for the master of the mansion, then he saw the plates, pots and pans and kitchen spoons began to float, and the room was suddenly very cold. The butler ran to his master's Head-quarters, and opened the door. Butler: Master! There is a ghost in the mansion! Should I let him in your office? Master: Nah. I can't see him. _____________________________________________ LOL xd rofl rofl rofl rofl For some odd reason, that reminds me of Ciel Phantomhive cat_blaugh _____________________________________________ Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji (A.K.A: Black Butler)? Really? Cool o-o I just read the joke off of a news paper. XD
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