Arianah
I am so glad you aren't the guy with the porn stash. What is it with men and their porn stashes? They don't look good. They look like prepubescents trying to look older by gluing porn stashes on their faces.
If you're not a Navy wife or in the Navy it's hard to explain...
So anyway, back in the day sailors has beards and long hair. It's part of our naval history and as history goes, things change. Today we have smart haircuts, and are clean shaven at all times. Except mustaches.
We ARE allowed mustaches. There are regulations as to how big, what shape and all that. The only time we grow our "seastaches" Is out to sea and when we hit ports and such. It also helps us pass the time with mustache growing competitions.
When we come home, we shave them off and wait until next year.
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