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One day, there was a duck that decided it wanted to be nuclear. So the duck named Jiffy when to an island, where it saw a lizard. "Hi lizard! You wanna be nuclear too?" That island was part of a nuclear testing sight, and that lizard eventually became Godzilla.

In the process, Jiffy became a nuclear duck. Nothing really changed though. This made Jiffy sad. "I can't cook, I'm not nuclear, and I'm a duck. I'm never gonna get a girlfriend."

Jiffy decided to bulk up, cause chicks like muscular men. So Jiffy weight trained for three duck years, which are the same as human years, they just have a better name. Soon, Jiffy became giagantic, which didn't help either. All the ladies where scared, because their last boyfriends where monsters too, and they couldn't take more of that right now. Jiffy became sad and wandered the globe.

Eventually, he went to Japan. There he saw his old friend, Godzilla. "Hi nuclear lizard. Whatcha doing?"
"Tearing up the world because I'm lonely"
"Hey, I'm lonely too," Jiffy replied. "Wanna do something?"
"Yeah!" Godzilla said with a big smile on her face.

Soon, Jiffy and Godzilla became bestest friends. They ate cows, walked in the park, and generally terrorized humanity. But one day, Godzilla had to tell Jiffy something.
"Jiffy?"
"Yeah Godzilla."
"There's something I have to get off my chest"
" Me too"
"I like you," they both replied at once.
This caused both of them to blush. "So, you wanna be my girlfriend?" Jiffy asked.
"Yes. I would like that very much."

So Jiffy the Nuclear Duck and Godzilla began dating. While many humans disapproved the relationships between a gigantic duck and a radioactive terrible lizard, they made it work. You would be hard pressed to find them appart at any given time.

One night, Godzilla invited Jiffy back to her cave. Jiffy brought some trees along to surprise her. Knock knock knock. Jiffy wondered why Godzilla invited him over. Godzilla came to the door. Jiffy thought to himself she was looking very good. "Hey Jiffy?" Godzilla asked.
"Yeah?"
"I want to take are relationship to a new level."
"You want to do professional figureskating?"
"Well, yes, but before that."
Godzilla began kissing Jiffy. He had never felt this way before. This eventually led to something so horrible and wrong that I'd be banned from Gaia if I said anything about it.

Several months had passed. Jiffy new Godzilla was the love of his life, and new he had to do something. During their weekly stroll through the Southern United States, Jiffy stopped Godzilla and kneeled on one knee. "Godzilla, love of my life, will you marry me?"
"Oh yes Jiffy!" she said as she game him a flying hug. Then they did the unspeakable again, which caused several farmers' heads to explode.

But George Bush, Jack Thompson, and Hilary Clinton disliked their union. In order to save the world, they must prevent them from marrying., they combined their bodies to form Gomry the Legal Terror. But Gomry was no match for the love of Godzilla and Jiffy.

After Gomry was killed. Jiffy and Godzilla where married in a little chapel outside of Indiana by Mothra, and lived happily ever after...... or so they thought.

That story was fantabulous! 3nodding rofl