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 Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:06 pm
Yes, yes, I know you're there
Hear my voice and do prepare
To give in to your despair...
My minions gone, but I remain!
Existence I, with glee, retain
To make this my new domain!
Put down your sword, lower that lance.
I'm the better Claus, you see, I do not prance!
Join me now, it's your last chance... twisted
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:09 pm
 ...You still suck at rhythm.
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Fire Emblem Forever Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:09 pm
... And let you ruin Christmas like you did before? confused
No thank you but I'm following Rathy Claus, the REAL Claus.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:13 pm
Now now, dear precious dame of old
Do not bore me with your words of mold
Perhaps with powers that man does shine
But the power of the Claus will soon be mine...
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:16 pm
Rhyme using orange.
[Orange text doesn't count].
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:18 pm
Oh Wrathy Claws, thinking you can make us join
Everyone here would rather kick you in the groin
You think you can easily just come in here,
make a raucous and throw us in fear.
We'll never join your side Wrathy Claws
Those who agree to me, let's hear an applause!
(fail attempt at rhymes)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:19 pm
Does "porridge" count Mr. Legualt? How about storage? I've always wanted know!
...I don't think I like this guy. Where's the other one, the one with the big old bushy beard! This guy is just...really creepy.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:20 pm
How silly of you. A rhyme with orange?
Excuse me while I hit a certain Claus over the head with a door hinge.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:26 pm
Kashigan Oh Wrathy Claws, thinking you can make us join Everyone here would rather kick you in the groin You think you can easily just come in here, make a raucous and throw us in fear. We'll never join your side Wrathy Claws Those who agree to me, let's hear an applause! (fail attempt at rhymes)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:29 pm
Wrathy Claws Now now, dear precious dame of old Do not bore me with your words of mold Perhaps with powers that man does shine But the power of the Claus will soon be mine... .... *twitch* I may be the oldest member of the guild, but with age comes wisdom. For with many allies we have gained, I bet you have your minions. So why don't you go back to the hole you came? Or else we will have FEFGA to make you be flamed.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:37 pm
Hmm, my compliments from me to all of you
On this, our glorious union.
Consider now, Wrathy, though this crucial warning
You think you can survive this intrusion?
Huh! No, no, no, now that's all wrong
You'll soon regret you blunder present
We've been together for much too long
Now behave yourself, try acting pleasant!
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:48 pm
Oh Wrathy Claws you think you're so clever,
Your words are meaningless and we shall endeavor!
Together we ride, we shall never falter.
Not to your powers nor even to Valter!
Why don't you make it easy for us and leave,
No one will care for you nor will they grieve.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:58 pm
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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:59 pm
Now really Wrathy Claws is this all you can do?
I can do better now let me show you.
Rhyming is nice, but where is the fear?
I haven't seen anyone cry a tear.
You say you are left, well too bad
No one here really seems to be sad.
You know, what have you really done?
So far I see your record as none.
All you are is a fake
just like the cake.
So give me your best shot b***h
or are you going to back down like a scared witch.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:41 pm
Wrathy Claws Yes, yes, I know you're there
Hear my voice and do prepare
To give in to your despair...
My minions gone, but I remain!
Existence I, with glee, retain
To make this my new domain!
Put down your sword, lower that lance.
I'm the better Claus, you see, I do not prance!
Join me now, it's your last chance... twisted i was born in despair so theres no repair you be giving me that ******** you stare no need to spit i destroy you with my glare leaven you bitchin that its unfair like you got no chance my battle axe destroys your b***h lance so stop tryin to stomp and find a medow to prance as for rhymin using orange i eat this motha ******** like pourage leave him thinkin bout all this pwnage cause my rhymes is to ill so they be tellin me i needa pill so dude sit and chill well i spit you a grave cause i steped up and got brave
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