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Cast of Characters
List of Enemies
Victories
Chapter 1
Chapter 1 Fight Scene Part 1
Chapter 1 Fight Scene Part 2
Chapter 1 Fight Scene Part 3

Enemies

Chapter 1

" Well now, you look sufficiently bored to hear one of my stories. " says an old man, who shuffles in and sits himself in a chair across from you. " This time of year, Modmas, brings to mind one of my favorite stories of all. " A wistful expression crosses the old man's face, either that or he just passed gas. Perhaps you should back up a bit, just in case. The old man focuses back on you. " First I shall introduce myself, my name is The Storyteller. " Noticing your dubious expression he continues, " No, really, my last name is Storyteller, and my first name is The. Surprisingly though my parents wanted me to be a dentist. " The Storyteller laughs at his own joke, but stops when he realizes your just staring at him blankly. " Okay, I'll get on with the story then. " The Storyteller sits up straighter and clears his throat a few times. You can't help but feel a bit of excitement for the upcoming story. " This is the Tale of the Modmas Ninja. "



Momo sneaked through the halls of the Ninja dormitory. She wasn't up to anything, it was just good practice. It was a rare thing indeed to see a Ninja actually walking through the halls. Even during the dining hours the cafeteria appeared empty. It certainly made keeping things clean a cinch. Momo continued to ghost through the shadows until she made it to the front door. Instead of using the door to exit the dormitory she scaled the wall and lightly landed on the ground on the other side. Another useless fixture in the Ninja Dormitory, the door. Momo had a very important mission, one she had just tasked herself with an hour ago, when she noticed the noticeable lack of sweets in the cafeteria. No sweets,meant no cookies,and no cookies for Santa meant no presents for Momo.

Being a fanatic of Modmas and the founder, president,and sole member of the group, Ninja's For Modmas. (N4M) A world without Modmas wasn't a world Momo could face, even with her mad ninja skills. So, after careful research and planning (also known as asking the head Ninja what was going on and impulsively deciding to do something about it) Momo put herself to the task of stopping this Zero Omega from his nefarious schemes. " Watch out Zero, cause here comes a hero! " Momo shouted to herself as she made her way to Zero Omega's base of operations. Using her innate sense of direction (mapquest) Momo found herself at Zero Omega's headquarters. (It also helped that it had a big sign that said 'Zero Omega's Headquarters' out front in big neon letters.) However before Momo could enter the building she had to deal with the robotic horde outside. As she got closer to them a fight scene commenced!

Unfortunately Momo's victory was short lived as the 22 remaining robots began to advance on her. If their faces could show expression I'm pretty sure all the robots would be pretty pissed off looking. " None shall pass! None Shall Pass! NONE SHALL PASS! " they all cried. If Momo wasn't wearing her Ninja mask her face would be one of annoyance. " Seriously, didn't that Zero dude program another phrase for you. Like ' Fear Our Wrath! or We March In Your General Direction! or Down With Sugar, Up With Attacking!' " And on and on she went thinking of clever battle cries for the robots. Unfortunately this prevented her from doing some actual fighting.

Zero Bot Army- HP:22

After having defeated more then half of the robots Momo needed something to keep her in the fighting spirit. Pulling out her sleek, black Ninja-Pod she placed the buds in her ears and hit the play button. Eye of the Tiger (by Survivor) pulsed in her ears. Really if there was a better song to fight to she couldn't think of it. Unfortunately instead of fighting Momo started dancing, and well, the kindest thing to say about her dancing skills was that it at least followed a beat. Not the beat of the song she was currently listening to but a beat none the less. Also, no fighting happened because of this.

It's times like these, when bad dancing occurs, that I remember doing the time warp. Did you know, it's just a jump to the left. Then you take a step to the right. Next, put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight. Finally you do a pelvic thrust and repeat it again and again. It's quite a fun dance.