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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:42 pm
"What? What do you MEAN no sweets?" An agitated young Gaian shouted inside a bakery. "This is a freakin' bakery! You're telling me there isn't a single cookie or pastry in this entire place? What kind of baked goods provider ARE you?"
"I'm sorry, Miss!" Exclaimed the frightened worker. "But some evil robots busted in and destroyed our entire stock!"
"Evil robots..." She muttered. "It just HAD to be evil robots."
"...Miss?" Started the confused clerk, only to be interrupted by the girl's ranting.
"Of COURSE it's the f-ing robots! I TOLD you people not to trust those dang computers and NOW look where we are! Goddamn robots have to ruin EVERYTHING good in the world."
"Well...what about the zombies?" The clerk asked.
"And the zombies." She conceded.
"Or the vampires?"
"Them too."
"And the werewolves?"
She sent him a glare. "Just point me to the damn robots."
Thus, five minutes later, Nobody Famous found herself stomping down the road in the direction of the evil confectionary-destroying robots, muttering to herself angrily as she ignored all the strange looks she was receiving.
"Man, this is worse than that night Santa went crazy! Or that year he got turned into a cow. Or that other year he went into hiding for no yet-revealed reason. Or that OTHER year he kept nearly offing himself. I swear, we should totally kidnap him. At least THEN we could be sure he was safe..."
She continued onward, undaunted. She was going to find those robots and make them pay. OH yes, they would PAY...
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 16
Total: 32 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:44 pm
Cautiously, quietly...ah, to heck with it! Nobody Famous caught up to one of the robotic minions and charged it from behind, beginning the battle. A wild ZERO BOT ARMY appeared!  Enemy: Zero Bot Army AC: 10 HP: 40 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . . ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 16 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL! NOBODY FAMOUS used LOGICAL PARADOX! "This sentence is false!" It was super effective! ZERO BOT ARMY began to malfunction! Enemy: Zero Bot Army HP: 24 Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 8
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:00 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army AC: 10 HP: 24 . .FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn I>ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 15 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL! NOBODY FAMOUS used MAGNET! ZERO BOT ARMY began to sing folk songs. Enemy: Zero Bot Army HP: 16 Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 10
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:23 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army AC: 10 HP: 16 . .FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn I>ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 12 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL! NOBODY FAMOUS used MAGNET! ZERO BOT ARMY began to sing folk songs. Enemy: Zero Bot Army HP: 6 Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 4
Total: 15 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:26 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army AC: 10 HP: 6 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 11 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL! NOBODY FAMOUS used THE POWER OF LOVE! It's not very effective... ZERO BOT ARMY is confused! Enemy: Zero Bot Army HP: 2 Nobody Famous: DAMMIT! Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 18
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:45 am
Enemy: Zero Bot Army AC: 10 HP: 2 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 10 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL! NOBODY FAMOUS used LOGICAL PARADOX. "Everything I say is a lie." It was super effective! Enemy: Zero Bot Army HP: 0 Enemy ZERO BOT ARMY is defeated. Nobody Famous: WOOT! Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:10 pm
As the robot fell, Nobody Famous cheered. "All right!"
But her victory was short-lived, as suddenly loud moans could be heard nearby. "Crap, what now?" Nobody followed the sounds to an alley-way and went in--
"Like HELL I do! I've seen the horror movies! I know what happens when the lone person--especially if it's a female--goes into a dark, spooky alley alone! I'm not doing it."
Unfortunately, Nobody Famous had little say in the matter, as something lunged from the alleyway and grabbed her, dragging her into the darkness.
"DAMN YOU, NARRATOR!"
And thus the battle screen appeared.
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 1
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:12 pm
A wild ZERO ZOMBIE ARMY appeared. Nobody Famous: Zombies? Really? *Sigh* Fine...  AC: 13 HP: 60 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 14 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL! Nobody Famous: YES! Now what would work on a zombie? NOBODY FAMOUS used LOGICAL PARADOX! "If you are a zombie, then you are dead. As such, you cannot actually be alive and active." It's not very effective... "Oh come on! Why not?" The zombie is too stupid to contemplate the paradox. "Damn you, logistics!" Enemy: ZERO ZOMBIE ARMY HP: 59 Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 14
Total: 25 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:13 pm
AC: 13 HP: 59 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 11 ATTACK FAILED Nobody Famous: DAMMIT! Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 16
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:50 pm
AC: 13 HP: 59 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 7 ATTACK FAILED Nobody Famous: Oh, COME ON! Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 9
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:51 pm
AC: 13 HP: 59 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 11 ATTACK FAILED Nobody Famous: Oh, COME ON! Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:13 pm
AC: 13 HP: 59 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 8 ATTACK FAILED Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:13 pm
AC: 13 HP: 59 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 6 ATTACK FAILED Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 14
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:50 pm
AC: 13 HP: 59 . .FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn I>ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 14 ATTACK SUCCESSFUL NOBODY FAMOUS used SHOTGUN It was super effective! HP: 45 Daily Attack: 1 of 2
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Reiken no Tenshi rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 20
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:51 pm
AC: 13 HP: 45 I>FIGHT . . . . . . PkMn . .ITEM . . . . . . .RUN AC Rolled: 1 NOBODY FAMOUS looked at the completely contradicting rolls and began to cry. Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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