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i wanna do this because i'm bored and lonely. i'm not looking for anyone right now but i want to talk about myself ok shut up

HOW TO DATE BUTTCHEEKS

ok so what i'm like

- i'm really really really awkward at the beginning of relationships. i blush a lot, i'm generally nervous when i speak, and most of the time i feel like i don't really know what i'm doing and that you're out of my league.
- as a girlfriend, i will give you anything your heart desires as long as my wallet can handle it and it doesn't break me down emotionally. i can take serious emotional beating before i realize it's not okay. this is my weakness, so please do not take advantage that ;(
- i like sex, and i'm pretty open minded so just tell me what u liek bby and maybe we can work something out. that being said, our bj-to-vj ratio should be pretty even.
- i like to smoke, i like to drink sometimes, and i like to do ~other things~. i probably won't think our relationship is worth giving any of that up unless you're like my soul mate or something. i'd expect you to be down for that stuff too.
- i'm really insecure and i believe talk is cheap. so if i love you, i will shower you with love in any way i can. of course i will tell you how i feel, but i will show you how i feel too. please do the same.
- i love learning and experiencing new things, especially through travel. if you'd be down, we could drive from mexico to argentina or hitchhike the UK or something. i'd need a male buddy to keep me safe anyway C:
- I PICK MY NOSE WHEN I'M NOT IN PUBLIC. be prepared for that.
- i make really stupid mistakes, and if i make one or two in our relationship, i'm really really reaaaaallllllyyyyy sorry. i never ever intend to hurt anybody, but often times i step on toes without even realizing it. if i hurt you, please know that i'm sorry and that i love you. i'm not a liar or a bad person, i promise.
- i don't drive. if you're very drunk and need to go home and i'm not drunk, i drive. but otherwise, i don't drive.
- i cry a lot. i'm going to cry when i'm with you. all you have to do is hug me really tight and kiss my head until i pull away. i teared up writing this, lol.
- i'm a little bit of a hippie at times. don't harsh my mellow.
- i love nature and animals, and a lot of my mantras relate to treating these two things with respect.
- i love to snuggle, it's just my favorite :)
- i'm a bit of a sweaty gal. i don't stink though, i try really hard not to.


do:
- be attractive. the more i like your personality, the hotter you are
- love dogs
- be from a far-off exotic land (having parents from a far-off exotic land also acceptable)
- be musically inclined
- enjoy cooking
- be open-minded (i.e. recognize when you are wrong. be tolerant of others' opinions if they are not similar to your own.)
- enjoy snuggling
- enjoy sex
- enjoy spending time with me
- leave me little messages whenever you feel strongly about me (on paper, through text, as a little token of love of some kind)
- smoke/drink/~other things~, especially with me
- enjoy giving me piggy back rides. that s**t's fun. plus we'd look adorable.
- shower. if you come over or i go over to your place and you're greasy, well, i guess i'll have to wash you then :3
- i like video games, too! if you want to play WoW together, that'd be sweet. but i'd like for us to *actually* play together, not you run off with your guild and me quest on my own while we chat... i wanna fight by your side.
- be intellectually stimulating! i want to learn things from you. teach me :)
- talk to me! and enjoy talking to me. when others enjoy talking to me, i feel loved. if you don't like to talk to me, i'll feel really alone and i'll cry :( please talk to me. let's talk about awesome things and not just "how are you"s and whatnot.

do not:
- expect us to get married, for the love of god. i can't handle that kind of commitment in a relationship that's barely 6 months EEEEK
- be controlling
- neglect me
- be ******** immature
- call me a "b***h", even if you're joking. okay, maybe once in a while... but not that often. i kind of find "b***h" really offensive sometimes, maybe more than most people, but i still try not to let it get to me. but if you use "b***h" around me a lot and call me it sarcastically, i will whip out and fry your booty about it. don't call me a b***h unless you want me to be one.
- expect me to be the one to form to your desires. relationships call for compromises every now and then, i hope i'm not the one to get the butt-end of the stick every damn time.


okay i'm done talking about myself.
now i'll go cry because i'll never have that dream mountain man i have in my mind

This is me right now minus the striked portion.

I wish more women had these kind of lists. I mean, not so I could read them and find out if I'm a good potential match. Rather, I wish some women out there had this clear of an idea of what they're looking for, what they want. Sometimes it feels like some women don't give a thought to even half of this kind of stuff until I've actually been dating them.


For the record I'd like to think I might fit your list (except canada isn't much of a far-off exotic land to most people razz )

I'd have to agree it's not that clear of an idea, I just feel it's much clearer of an idea than some of the girls I've dated seemed to have had.

Also sounds like I should be down in the States where apparently I count as exotic whee

Yo, FL has "Old People Watching".
It's like Bird Watching but with geriatrics.

damien- haha :)

lux- hey bby i'm always open to new experiences ;D

Some of us just don't care. I don't mean that to sound harsh.

I mean fair enough if you're looking to settle down and find the person you're spending your life with, then I think it becomes important to know what you're looking for and what's important to you.

I don't know about everyone else, but I'm not at a stage of my life where I'm ready to decide those kinds of things. If it ends up like that, then that's great. But for the moment, I don't know what I want or at least not in a way I could put into a list. I know what I don't want when I experience it, sure, but it's not a concrete thing, more a general feeling or thoughts. Right now I just like to keep myself open to experiences and just be generally quite laid back about things.