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Who here has seen the movie Space-balls?

Whether you've seen it or not, here is the basic story on what happened in it.



A runaway princess named Vespa who did not want to marry Prince Valium meets Captain Lone-star and Lone-star's Mog (half man/half dog) named Barf. On their tails is a race known as the Space-Balls.

Space-Balls were known for depleting planets of Oxygen by using their changeable space craft Mega Maid.

In short, its a spin-off parody of Star Wars.



The role-play version

By playing your own character or by playing a Space-Ball, you can either try defending or conquering planets.

For added fun, I am allowing Dragon Ball Z based characters too.

To be a character

Either post the profile skeleton that will be in green as your first post or PM me with the profile if you need further instruction on what to do. I am allowing the first page only for pasted Profiles, so space is limited for "Schwartz" players.

Schwartz players = players that wish to post first and therefore are going to be the most active.



This skeleton can be either posted below or PMed to me. Be sure to entitle your PM Burn you space-ball scum.

Character name:
Space Ball (yes or no):



The rules

For the Space-Balls

You are the enemy/villain, you must try to steal the air from various planets. Caution, you are no longer the strongest race in the Universe, but have fun anyway.

Hail President Scroob!

For everyone else

Be on the look-out for Space-Balls. They will try and steal your air. Show resistance, and you won't be mating for a while, just kidding.

The idea is to try and defend your planets from the Space-Balls.

May the Schwartz be with you!

From time to time, my characters, which will be Lone-Star, Vespa, and Barf, will help you defeat the space balls.

How to fight

Use the random number generator. Generate a number between 1 and 10. The higher number wins.

You have three attempts to kill off your opponent.

For the space-balls who die

You are going to be sent to Space Ball City. From there, you will be a slave of Scroob, who is also going to be played by me.

For everyone else that dies

Too bad, so sad, thanks for playing!

How do we know if we're dead?

A list will be made in the third post reserved just for that.

What if we have questions?

PM me with the title Questions for Space Ball RP in BURN

What if we use no subject for either the skeleton or the questions?

I will be asking you the obvious questions. So be prepared if you are going to be lazy.

As good as an idea this would have been, many people have not watched/ have not liked the movie, and your current layout of how things are based seems a bit complicated. However, best of luck to you.

thats my favorite movie ever! heres my profile~

Character name: Jay
Space Ball (yes or no): no