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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:47 am
It is my dearest wishes that I can enable my fellow doctors to, through my subject interviews, learn about and, therefore, better prepare for Inmate #0801, far better known as the Joker. These interviews have been left in their original form, showing no notes on body language. This is because during the interviews, the subject was restrained in a straightjacket, and further restrained via binding to his chair. They shall be released as time becomes available. These interviews delve into the mind of one of the most dangerously psychotic men of our time, and are not for the light-hearted or the weak of stomach.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:40 pm
TRANSCRIPT #1
RLV: Good evening, Joker. I'm Dr. Villafane. I'm your new phychiatric councellor.
J: Oh. How disappointing.
RLV: Why's that?
J: Because... You're not the Batman. Heheheheh...
RLV: No, I'm not. But if you cooperate, this'll be over quickly.
J: Ooh, goody! Do I get a gold star?
RLV: No, but I'll see what I can do to make your living conditions a little more comfortable. The more you cooperate, the more ammunition I have for that. I might even be able, with enough time and cooperation from you, to convince Warden Sharp to allow you to be without your straightjacket more often.
J: Really? Then I'll just have to think about that.
RLV: You do that. In any case, today is just an introductory meeting. I wasn't expecting any major breakthroughs or anything, nor am I really aiming for any.
J: That's probably for the best.
RLV: Glad to hear you agree. That'll be all for today. Guard!
TRANSCRIPT ENDS
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:11 pm
TRANSCRIPT #2
RLV: Joker. It's been a while since our last session, due to your last breakout. Why do you do that? Here, we have the means to try and under-"
J: Blah blah BLAH! Seriously, Doc, you need to stop sounding like all the other shrinks here, or... Well, it won't be funny.
RLV: I never said it was. We're here to help, and we can't do that unless you're here.
J: Like you could in the first place. So, what did you want me to do? Look at some ink blots? The first reminds me of the puppy I had as a child. The second... A dead elephant. The third looks like Harley and Gossamer making out. And-
RLV: Gossamer?
J: Just someone.
RLV: I do not believe that you let 'just someone' do anything with Dr. Quinzel. I need you to be serious and tell me who this Gossamer is.
J: I used to be serious like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
RLV: This is going nowhere today. I'll see you next week. Guard!
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Doctor's note: After reviewing the notes of several psychologists that previously treated the Joker, it is obvious that he initially blocks and obstructs anything and anyone that tries to analyze him psychologically. This is a good example of such obstruction. While I hope this does not continue for very long, the review suggests that it will. I intend to break through, no matter how long it takes.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:11 am
TRANSCRIPT #3
RLV: Good Afternoon, Joker. How are you?
J: Never mind me, Doc, ask Mr. Cash here. First day back after his little scuffle with Killer Croc, and he has to watch after me. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was like falling out of the frying pan and into the fire.
AC: Keep my name out of your mouth, clown.
RLV: There's no need to deflect the attention to Guard Cash. He seems to be doing quite admirably with his prosthetic. However, I am curious: why do you consider yourself more dangerous than Waylon Jones?
J: Well, because Croc bit off and ate Aaron's left hand.
RLV: Can you bite off a hand?
J: It's not the 'how', Doc. It's the 'what'. I don't act like some mindless beast. I'd have taken Cash's right hand. No trigger finger, no more Guard Aaron Cash.
AC: And I'M hoping you try and break out again, Joker. After your last breakout cost us the lives of three guards, I've been waiting for a chance to make you pay.
J: Only three? I must try harder next time. What say we aim for a hundred? Heh.
AC: Give me the chance, you little scumbag. I dare you.
J: Don't hunt what you can't kill, Captain Hook.
RLV: Gentlemen, I must insist on ending this conflict. I have an interview to conduct.
J: No, way, Doc. Cash is WAY more interesting than you, hand down. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
RLV: If that's how you feel, Joker, than I'll just have Guard Cash take you back to your cell. We'll try again tomorrow.
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Doctor's Note: What went wrong here was partly my own fault, I am ashamed to admit. Not excusing Guard Cash from the room until the interview's conclusion cost me the interview altogether. The Joker has a history of getting into people's heads, and this time, he got into Guard Cash's. However, I shall learn from this. I will not make the same mistake again, with any guard.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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