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I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what did I say
Well you just laughed it off it was all ok

And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on any way well

The lights dimmed throughout the arena. Yellow and blue lights flashed on the stage and the ramp as a wall of fog blocked the curtain. Out of nowhere Jamie walked out, holding his arms out at his sides.

"Introducing first! Making his way to the ring, from Decateur, Georgia! He weighs in at one-hundred and sixty-three ponuds! Jamie Baaadeeerrr!"

Jamie strolled down the ramp, turning around halfway down as he pointed at one of the fans. "What's up?" He asked as he walked over and knocked the bear out of his hand, getting a few 'birds' in retaliation. He laughed before he quickly picked up speed and ran around to the right side of the ring. He ran and jumped, grabbing the middle rope as he slid to the end on one knee. He held onto the middle rope with his right hand and raised his left, pointing at the ceiling.

Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam
It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on the exactly the same day
Well we'll float on good news is on the way

And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Now don't you worry we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Alright don't worry we'll all float on

Jamie slowly ducked under the top rope and entered the ring. He held his arms up in his signature longhorn taunt as the crowd boo'd. He removed his bandanna and shades. He handed the clothes to the ring hand as his music died down.