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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:37 pm
Warning looks TLDR but really isn't. P is me, S is my friend.
S. says: Silver is a d**k. XD P. says: What'd he do now? S. says: he's dating Blue. XD P says: I thought that was obvious? P says: I saw them flirting months ago S. says: lol it's still kinda lame. S. says: Blue is such a nice girl and Silver is such an a*****e. I don't wanna live in a world where girls only date assholes. XD P says: It turns on girls, idk why S. says: it's retarded. S. says: She's such a nice girl... What the ******** I ******** hate ******** stupid girls. S. says: Always rewarding guys for being ******** assholes. S. says: It's ******** stupid! S. ******** ******** style="color: green">P says: /hugs S. says: *hugs* I don't think hugs are gonna help. S. says: Maybe a bullet in my head. P says: no :c S. says: I will later. Don't feel like it today. P says: :C S. says: there's no point living in this world if it's like this. P says: It's not always S. says: it is for me. P says: /hugs tight you need to be more optimistic S. says: Why? S. says: Girls are morons. P says: Not completely, but you just need to look past that S. says: I don't want to be a jerk. P says: You don't have to be, but you need to be atleast dominant S. says: that's not really me. Which is why girls are dumb. S. says: I have to change to make them happy. P says: Girls tend to look for some sort of strenghth. What kind of things are you good at? (and don't say nothing because I might have to fly down there and punch you :3 ) S. says: Ehh, I just feel like killing myself. P says: Stop that :C P says: That's what girls don't like S. says: No. S. says: I hate fall and I hate being lonely. P says: I hate to sound poetic but just like the seasons, feeling will pass, you just either need to wait it out or do something about it P says: feelings* S. says: yeah, well, this isn't going to change. P says: Not if you don't try S. says: I've tried before, it's jsut something I've gotta learn to live with. Or kill myself. P says: Well killing yourself isn't going to solve anything S. says: how would it not? P says: Because killing yourself is basically wussing out. Life's not going to be easy and yes it'll seem like it sucks, but it won't all the time, and those good times are what makes life worth living S. says: Says someone who's not all alone. P says: But I've been alone, I've been dumped and it sucks, but I moved on P says: there's always the chance the relationship I'm in now will move on, but eventually I'll get over it S. says: You're still younger than me. P says: age means nothing S. says: it kind of does. You haven't been alone as long as i have. P says: Not everyone's life is going to be the same. You will find someone, probably won't be as soon as you want it to be, but you will. You just have to be patient, willing, and persistant P says: and if it doesn't work, get back up and try again S. says: I've been waiting for so long, it's hard not to feel sort of hopeless. P says: that's understandable, but it's no reason not to keep trying S. says: yeah, but I'm never gonna be a jerk P says: you don't have to be S. says: apparently you do. S. says: Otherwise Silver would be single and I wouldn't. There's not point in being kid if girls only respond to assholishness. But I jsut can't bring myself to act that way. P says: It's not the assholishness they're nessacarily responding to, it's the dominance. You can be dominant and not be an a*****e S. says: What for? Silver is an a*****e. S. says: and he gets tons of chicks. S. says: Because girls are stupid. P says: It's a mentality thing. Girls look for the dominant guys, and guys look for the shy girls. P says: You can be dominant and not be an a*****e and still get girls. S. says: I don't think I should have to change for someone else. P says: You don't have to change, you just have to stand up for yourself. S. says: I do. S. says: and you knwo what happens? You still get rejecte.d P says: Girls want someone who can provide and care for them. Someone who isn't afraid of being turned away or rejected. That's why you're having trouble. To get what you want you sometimes have to take risks and you have to know that even with the chance of failure no matter how big, it's no reason to stop trying. You can't give up. P says: Because giving up will turn girls away S. says: if a girl rejects you, there's not much you can do about that... P says: then try for another S. says: otherwise you turn into a stalker. S. says: I don't know any other girls. P says: :C P says: Go out and look, they won't appear at your doorstep P says: unless you ask them to and pay them money P says: Red didn't become champion by hacking, he trained his pokemon and worked his way to the Indigo plateau. If Silver lives up to his character he'll not only be a tsundere a*****e, but he'll also be second rate and be stuck at Mt moon. You haveto strive to be like Red or Gold. Look at all the bitches they get. P says: Silver stole pokemon and lived off his dad's money, and that got him nowhere S. says: yeah, and where do you suppose i look? P says: Anywhere, girls make up half the population if not more. Heck, they're even giving them away in china
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:47 pm
serious, serious, serious *gets to last few lines* uh, really?
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:56 pm
Jennivieve serious, serious, serious *gets to last few lines* uh, really? Life can't be serious all the time, you sometimes have to throw in some humor, or it gets boring.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:20 pm
Lol, damn. Last part made me chuckle. Mr. Whiny McKill-myself needs to straighten up, puff out his chest and put some effort into it. If you really want something you gotta work for it... It's the way the world works.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:25 pm
Waaaaaaait... isn't Blue Prof. Oak's grandson?
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:28 pm
Thard_Verad Waaaaaaait... isn't Blue Prof. Oak's grand son? The names have an awkward situation. In the Games, Blue is the male, but in the Manga Blue's the girl, and Oak's grandson is Green.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:35 pm
E Paperclip Thard_Verad Waaaaaaait... isn't Blue Prof. Oak's grand son? The names have an awkward situation. In the Games, Blue is the male, but in the Manga Blue's the girl, and Oak's grandson is Green. In a way, I suspected as much, since Japan got the Red and Green versions, and in G/S, you faced Veridian City Gym Leader Green. (Edit: They faced Green. The localized version renamed him to match the American Red/Blue releases)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:42 pm
Being the kind of guy who take some control, while still give the expression of being reliable and enjoying the company of the girl may be something most girls find ideal. Guess I need to work on 3 of those points in real life.
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:38 am
Honestly I'm not surprised girls reject him, he has his own issues to work through before he should be thinking about a relationship with anyone. Who would want to get mixed up with that unless you already really liked the person?
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:59 am
Reminds me of myself, not so long ago. Always complaining to myself on how jerkwads got girls...though I managed to find someone at least when I actually tried...tell him that if it's possible for me to find love, so can he. The nice guy revolution shall begin soon. Just keep trying...especially since I've trying even before 4th grade. -w-a
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:18 am
Sounds like a Nice Guy™ to me. He wants a girlfriend, but once he gets turned down, apparently all girls are morons.
And for the record (referring to the title), you're definitely pretty horrible at giving advice. You had a chance to explain to him that not all women want the same thing and that if he stops pretending to be "nice" in hopes for sex and starts ACTUALLY being nice, he'd have much better chances of finding someone. But instead, you went the "Be more dominant!!" route. It's pretty disappointing >.<
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:30 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:34 am
That blog post is brilliant.
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