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 Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:41 pm
It started out almost a month ago. It was innocent, for the most part, but... well, you see, don't those truly horrifying, bloody (well, saucy) wars start out that way? Oh why, Roch, why did you have to show up at that moment in time? Why did you have to--
Let me start at the beginning, you'll see for yourself.
*One Month Ago*
Roch stepped out into the brisk fall air, taking a deep breath and grinning. Classes were finished for the day, the sky was still pretty light, and he could smell something delicious in the air, just waiting for him to--
No, there really was a great smell in the air!
Much like a dog Roch turned, following his nose to the front gate of the school, where a befuddled looking pizza boil, carrying a smoking hot, delicious smelling box in his hands was looking around blankly. Roch felt sympathy for the guy-- (hey, he's the one giving the play by play, I'm just writing it, okay?) -- and headed forward, digging a pile of seeds out of his pocket.
"I'll take it!" Roch said, believing that the poor pizza boil had somehow gotten the wrong address or something. The pizza boil looked at him blankly, accepting the seeds unconsciously, and watching as the reaper stole the pizza from his hands and walked away, whistling a happy tune.
Oh well, he'd been about to break the thirty minute rule anyway. The pizza boil, now paid, turned and headed back to his job, unaware that someone had been watching.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:03 pm
Indeed some one was watching from the roof of the school. Some one with bubble gum pink hair and horns. No this was not Lizzy by any stretch of the imagination. Charlie stood tall and proud like some cool super hero of the night complete with a flash of lightning in the background for dramatic lighting.
Only, the lightning startled the demon when it struck and caused him to fall downwards in to the bushes below. As quickly as he had fail faced fallen, the demon was back up. Twigs and leaves now decorated his hair but Charlie could care less about that right now. Right now there was one thing he wanted.
Pizza.
With an insane and slightly annoyed grin, Charlie approached the Roch. Okay, he wasn't that tactful. Charlie ran toward Roch with his arms flailing as he screamed at the top of his lungs.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:07 pm
Roch's eyes widened and he swallowed the last bite of the pizza, wondering what the jack was wrong with this crazy demon heading straight for him. Silently he offered the empty box, having finished it already, and shrugged. It hadn't been too bad, he thought, looking at the box cover. He'd have to remember to call for another one!
He looked around for a trashcan, having no clue how cruel that had been.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:25 pm
Charlie stopped dead in his tracks. Dead. In. His. Tracks.
First grief hit him but soon after rage followed. He'd waited for that pizza. He'd called and everything and had been so proud but in a moments time some purple haired punk had finished the whole thing. Under the long sleeves, Charlies hands were balled in fists.
He took another step forward trying to look intimidating. Of course a four foot eight fourteen year old with pink hair and a pastel color scheme looked anything but.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:28 pm
Huuuuh... Roch belatedly realized that the pizza probably had been this guy's. Oh. Well... He frowned a bit, digging through his pockets for a moment and pulling out a half eaten bag of S&M's, holding it out to the boil.
Obviously, though, this in no way was a proper substitution for an entire pizza! He just didn't want to get caught beating on a ghoul--no... pretty sure it was a boil, but jack, pink hair? That in itself probably traumatized the kid into having brain damage or something.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:45 pm
The demon snorted at the offer. Pizza was a food that could not be topped in any way. So of course Charlie smacked the bag away when it was offered.
Charlie just wanted one thing.
His jack damn pizza that had disappeared in to that purple hair punk. There was no saving that pizza now but still. Revenge was a dish best served on crackers.... or something? Charlie had never been good with sayings.
None the less, he was mad. The demon turned his back on the reaper and started off as if he was about to go get something.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:12 am
Roch stared after him, then finished off the candy as well. Dessert! Then he headed off to find a trashcan, forgetting entirely about the angry demon and his pizza theft.
He probably shouldn't have done that. But hey, Roch knew more than anyone that food came and went--and went more often when he was around! In fact, he knew this so well that by the time he'd ordered a pizza to be delivered the next week that he'd forgotten about the pink haired demon entirely.
That wasn't smart.
The poor pizza boil never HAD figured out where the dorms were, and he once again stopped at the front gate, looking around blankly.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:55 pm
Bananas came FLYING in Roch's direction. COUNTLESS BANANAS! AND ... A COCONUT? How did that get in there? The demon was now on top of the roof with a bag of bananas and his target... the purple haired punk who had eaten his pizza. His long sleeved arms were moving so fast they almost looked like old school Sonic the hedgehog legs.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:06 pm
Roch yelped, dodging for the nearest object (poor pizza boil) and trying to block the attack. When it didn't stop he dove to the ground, grabbing the bananas and throwing them back as hard as he could. The WAR of the FRUIT waged heavily--
Y'know, until all the fruit had splattered and the coconut was broken in pieces, leaking on the ground. Roch glared up at the demon, a devilish look on his face.
Oh, it was ON. But he was covered in banana goop, so it would have to wait until after he took a shower--and ATE his pizza! He headed for the pizza boil, who took one look at him and raced away.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:10 pm
Charlie had got clobbered by some of the bananas Roch had thrown. He was equally as messy as the reaper but it still felt good. He'd gotten his shots in.
But Charlie wanted more and now the reaper was ... wait what was he doing? Charlie fluttered down from the roof and followed after leaving his banana weapon bag behind.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:38 pm
This time it was Roch who was shouting and running, his arms flailing in the air as he tried to get the traumatized meat shield--er, pizza boil--to come back. He looked a bit desperate, but it was MEAT LOVERS, jackdammit! He kicked up the speed, only terrifying the pizza boil more.
The poor meat boil found himself caught against a tree, looking close to tears and covered in the fallen bodies of the sacrificed bananas. He started to hold out the pizza box with shaking hands.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:42 am
Charlie followed quickly enough to see just what the reaper boy was up to. ANOTHER PIZZA BOIL!? OH JACK! Charlie wasn't about to let this pizza boil get away. The demon ran towards Roch and the pizza boil... but slipped on a banana peel and was now sliding straight for the two. Arms flailing and all.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:50 am
The entire trio fell in a pile of banana flavored mess. Roch muttered something dark, then saw the pizza, where it had flown with the collision, just out of reach. He tried to get free of the pizza boil, stretching as hard as he could to get to the mislaid box--
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:57 am
The demon had managed to get him self wedged pretty good under the pile. And then he saw it. The pizza. And Roch was reaching for it. Charlie in turn also reached for the pizza but got no where with it.
And then he remembered he had ridiculously long sleeves thanks to the straight jacket. The demon brought his arm back and whipped his sleeve forward in attempt to be like Indiana Jones and grab it. The opposite happened and Charlie only managed to slap the box away. This revealed a pizza spread out on the ground from under it.
There was a momentary look of horror on Charlies face.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:03 am
Noooo!!! Roch stayed just like he was, on his hands and knees, one arm out, reaching for the fallen pizza, a dramatic moment indeed. And what was worse--what was infinitely worse--
It had landed topping side down. He pulled out of the pile, falling to his knees by the pizza, a traumatized look on his face. It had been such a young pizza! So full of promise!!
And now... it was gone.
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