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 Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:51 pm
Hey, do you want to join squad eleven? The combat specialists? Well here is what you need to do.
1) A link to your profile, if your character isn't approved by a crew member you won't be approved by me. I only accept characters who are extremely raw power combat oriented.
2) A role play sample to be posted underneath the link. I want it to be literate and good, if it isn't, then you aren't getting accepted into the squad.
3) A funny joke. Lighten up a bit, so make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, I will accept you.
If you fail any of the three you will not be accepted into the squad. You will usually be assigned a squad position within the first week in the squad, and shikai will be given after about a month and a half of activity.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:59 am
1) link? I don't need no stinkin' link!
2) okay. I don't have a link. . . so. . .where does the sample go?
3) UR FACE HAHAHAHAH
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:01 am
ACCEPTED! Welcome to the squad, new friend.
3rd seat sound good to you?
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:59 pm
1)http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/dragon-master-raze/26721307/
2) Raze Sazuki: Yukan two arrancar behind us what should we do. We could spit ill trap one in my earth dome ill create with my blade then you drown them with you water. Yukamoto Sazuki: No we will take them on one on one to make it fair for them. Raze Sazuki: Got it.
Arrancar: You punny weakling you think you can take someone with my skill by yourself. Raze Sazuki: Of course i can. Raze Strikes first with staff but Arrancar blocks it. They continue to fight but the odds are against Raze. Arrancar: where isall that confidence now. Raze Sazuki: I guess I have to use it. Raze takes out true dragron blade. Arrancar: That blades not going to- ehhhh. Raze sliced through him. Later Yukamoto and Raze meet up and head back to the soul society.
3) *swipes hand under chin* chin check samoflange
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:06 am
Your profile is Eh, and your rp sample was under par. Although that was funny.
Sorry, for now your request is denied.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:31 pm
Well, here it goes.
1) http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/tesei-utakata/13900422/
2) Tenshi ran around the field, laughing and grinning as he sprinted in circles. Quickly passing some of his squadmates, he felt the wind in his hair trying to stop him. Pushing to go quicker, his smile grew and his laughter louder. The dust cloud behind him grew in mass and density at the increase in kickback.
Meanwhile with the squadmates....
"Here he comes!!" The one yelled. His partner beside him quickly took on a fearful face and dove away from the spot. A black coloured blur quickly passed by, The wind turned into a large gust, with sand and dirt being kicked up at rapid speeds and a slightly insane cackle resounding . The two squadmates slowly began to be dragged towards where the source of the chaos had come from. Feeling the wind die down, The first one looked up. Turning to his partner, he saw him turned over onto his back, covering his eyes. "Its okay, the minor tornado has passed. Who knows, maybe after this pass, he's finally gotten bored?" The second one meerly jerked his hand to the left, his thumb outstruck. Turning, he saw the blur with trailing dust cloud coming for another pass. "Here we go again!!" He yelled.
3) If the post wasn't humourous enough, May the mass x accelertion be with you. If you get that, not saying you wont, its just somewhat obscure sometimes.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:46 pm
I needed a link to your bleach profile in the guild haha not your gaia profile.
Um, your profile sample wasn't very great. So work on that.
Your joke with the force was sorta meh, I took physics at college level, so we learned about quantum mechanics. Nuclear accelerator jokes are funnier.
Sorry, but for now, your request is denied.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:11 am
Joining attempt two (This one is serious, since the last one seems a little.....cracked) 1) http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=222101592) A soft wind blew as two warriors stood facing each other, their blades drawn and the morning sun at their sides. The warriors dashed at each other, green and gold eyes staring at a blank white mask. Their swords clashed, sending sparks shooting away from where they had hit. Jumping away from each other, Tenshi studied the Arrancar he was fighting. He had black hair with a red streak in it, while his attire was a simple black cloak with a white coat over top. His blade was a simple katana, with a acne for it's steath. But his most noticeable feature was the location of his mask fragment. It stretched across both of his eyes, with no way to see out of it. Tenshi brought his left leg back, crouching down as he did so. Watching his opponent do a similar action, he rushed forward, his blade held in his right hand. His opponent came at a slightly slower pace, with his katana held at his right side. As they reached each other, they clashed swords again, more sparks kicking up. Bouncing away from each other again, His opponent began to speak. "You fight well for someone of your stature. What is your name?" The Arrancar asked him. "Tenshi Sozuki, of squad 11. Whats your?" The child-like Shinigami questioned back. "Tesei Utakata. The Fraccion of the 1st Espada." The blind swordsman replied, "Shall we take it up a notch?". "Sure, lets do it. Fade to the wind, Fukitsu Heki!!" Tenshi shouted out. His wakizashi was engulfed in light, as it slowly disappeared. A gauntlet with an axe blade coming out the side formed on each wrist, while a pair of greaves with two smaller axe blades on each of them formed on his feet. Looking to his opponent, he saw a cero in the palm of his hand. "Here we go!!" Tenshi roared out giddily, rushing forward at his opponent. 3) Okay, not such a good joke. How about this? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Hope my second attempt works
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:10 am
ohhh! Nice attempt! Accepted biggrin
But the joke was still not very funny.
Begin roleplaying in the comnat grounds with ketsu. Lets see what ranki should put you as.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:01 am
Sorry about the jokes. Im not really a funny person. Thanks for accepting me, though
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:41 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:59 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:12 am
1)http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=22216201
2)Yo heres a skit I thought of but still rpable.....came out wrong.
Optimus Prime walked up to Megatron pretty pissed, Megatron grinned somehow with his robotic face and said"HAHAAHA this planet is mine Optimus and you can't stop me!!"Optimus frowned and let out all his rage accumulated in 3 god damn movies."NO!! every time you come back with some bull s**t artifact and i'm supposed to save everyone!!"Megatron stood still not knowing very well what to say."Well ummm this time we have a stone that-"Optimus cut Megatron."Ohhh that's real ******** original! Hey do you know how hard it is to act three god damn movies with that douche bag kid who thinks he so ******** awesome cause he saved the world 3 times?!"Megatron actually thought abit."Well he is kind of cool....i mean..."Optimus facepalmed Megatron."He gave up Megan Fox for some dumb british chick who the fuuuuuuck does that?!?"Optimus turned around and walked away."Just take the ******** planet cause i'm done!! God damn it! I Wanna ******** somethin so bad oh but I can't cause i'm a robot!!"He flew away into space leaving every one shocked."Well what do we do now we don't have the guy who says the cool endings anymore...." some random robot added.Megatron shot down a robot but sighed."Ahhh it's just not the same without him......"And that was when Megatron just let Earth the hell alone and became.....I dunno a jet or what ever......
3)Ahhh so many jokes to tell......wow this is pretty hard........oh i got it THATS WHAT SHE SAID emotion_awesome
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:00 pm
one and three are fine, but I am gonna need an actual roleplay example ^_^ until then.
At this point you are denied.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:04 pm
O.O I think the skit is the joke >.<
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