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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:13 am
Two things made Veer stand out in the crowd of bewildered Civilians trying to find their way to the right camp in the middle of Zodiac territory. The first was, naturally, his hair -- a dark, vibrant red, laced through with yellow, at the moment it was also greasy enough that it stood up off of his head instead of hanging limply into his eyes. One quick pass of fingers through the mess had it spiked up. Not a proper mohawk, no, but enough to make him look like a complete ******** idiot.
The other was the fact that, when he'd been grabbed, Veer'd been wearing only a pair of pajama bottoms -- and to be honest, people were lucky he'd been wearing that, even. If he hadn't been eating, he might have been in his skivvies, or worse. When playing WoW alone in your bachelor pad, there was very little reason for clothing. Clothing got in the way. It made peeing a more involved process, and breaks were really only so long in a raid.
As such, limping along and grumbling to himself as he considered the options as proposed, Veer was kind of easy to spot. To a familiar face, it was probably even easier.
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:21 am
Oh, unfortunately recognizable as that. Luckily enough, Raphael had been heading in the right direction to spot him. He stopped, thought about tucking his (finally) clean hands into his pockets, and sighed. He sort of appeared out of the milling crowd of people near Veer-- but where the smell wouldn't bother him. "So it got you while you were playing some silly computer game?" Raph was intimately familiar with Veer's mess-- who else cleaned up after him? Only Raph was soft hearted enough to keep doing it, and fastidious enough to want the office clean.
"It's supposed to be that way." Raph had lurked in the background and listened intently for directions. He was by god going to follow them and take himself to somewhere other than Virgo, which was too ... wet for his tastes.
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:39 am
At the moment, in all honesty, 'wet' might not be that bad; wet would mean one good shove could send Veer tumbling into a fountain for, if nothing else, his weekly bath. His eyes flicked over Raph as he approached, dismissive -- and then caught on, blinking into recognition. It shouldn't have taken as long as it did, but the cognitive dissonance made him twitch.
Here he'd been thinking he was special, he'd been chosen, somehow. One of the elite picked out to move into outer space, selected for god-only-knew what talent. A quick trigger finger? But if Raph was here, that hardly applied anymore, in his mind.
He took just a moment to reorient the world in his mind.
"...man, where the ******** did you come from?" It wasn't unaffectionate, though. No accusation, just surprise, his eyes following Raph's gesture along the proper route. It'd take centuries to walk the whole way, but they could follow directions to a senshi hopefully, get zapped to whichever camp they chose as their final destination.
"How long you been here? You see that crazy ******** whale thing?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:31 pm
Did that teleporting crap even work? That one .. whatever .. had tried it to no particular effect, after all. "Since the magic doorbell, yes, unfortunately, and yes." It looked like Raph had come through relatively unscathed-- except for being not quite as pristine as Veer usually saw him. There was even a streak of dirt down the side of his shirt, like someone had wiped their hand there, unthinkingly, and a dirty handkerchief peeking out of one pocket.
"You're disgusting." But it wasn't exactly unaffectionate, either, and he waved back toward Virgo. "There might be some clothes that way. You want to look?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:34 pm
Veer turned in place to squint in the indicated direction -- much closer, yes, and he was always a fan of 'closer' and 'faster' and 'easier', not generally big on the whole doing-work thing. His mouth shifted as he considered, head cocking to the side. If he opted in, said yes for clothing, would that mean a little japanese school girl skirt for him, too? Not that he really objected to school girl skirts. He just preferred them on school girls.
"...I guess. What the hell. I think that's where all the hurt people are, too." With that he flicked another look onto Raph, briefly assessing, and with a sigh kicked into motion. "You're not a hurt person, man?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:37 pm
"Not badly enough to need someone looking at me." Which probably meant yes, but he didn't want anyone looking at him, because it wasn't that serious. A ringing ear or two wasn't as bad as a broken limb. "You?" They could do an about-face and head for the facade of the Virgo building, toward the pools.
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:11 pm
Silence was not a friend to Veer. When he was on his computer, it was generally with music blasting and a headset on to talk to people. When he was at work, headphones blared metal into his head loud enough that it could be heard from a couple feet away. And when he was walking somewhere with someone, his mouth started going, mostly just to fill the air between them.
"Bumped my head, but I'm more pissed about missing my raid. They're going to give me such s**t for it, I don't know if there's a rogue who can replace at that short notice, and he sure as ******** can't do what I can do." A huffy breath at that, fingers going into his hair -- and it was, nearly vertical, when he pulled them away. "What were you doing, man, playing best man in a wedding or something?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:50 pm
"I was doing something." It was automatically evasive, but then, he didn't often explain things to Veer; he usually just dumped a job or a demand for cleanliness on his desk and whisked himself away before the germs could come get him. He tried not to stay close enough to Veer to smell him, but still close enough to talk.
"When was the last time you actually took a shower? You look like a frustrated rooster." A half naked dirty frustrated rooster, but Raph would never ever say that aloud. Even frustrated rooster was usually beyond his limits.
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:25 pm
"Frustrated rooster's not bad, Raph, five points." He flashed a grin, brief, rolling his shoulders in a quick shrug and that easily shaking of the question. If Raph wasn't going to answer, why should Veer? They could both play the 'change the subject' game and dance around each other in circles and what else would be new?
He tugged on the laces of his pants to tighten them, drawing to a halt outside the main outpost to squint at the scenery. It had probably been impressive at one point; in a way, it reminded him of Darnassus, though, and that was definitely not a good thing. He halfway expected some prissy Night Elves to come prancing out to clean the leaves and twigs out of the pool in front of him, to light lanterns around them...
God help them all. He snorted.
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:30 pm
It was a pretty little ornamental pool in front of them, and even clogged with leaves and twigs and so on on the surface, it looked like it was pretty clean. And Veer smelled awful. Like, literally smelled terrible; he waited until Veer's attention was obviously somewhere else (like on the impressive architecture) and planted a hand at the small of his back. It made him want to wash his hands again, immediately.
But he used that hand at the small of Veer's back (and the probable half-second of surprise) to propel Veer forward into the pretty little pool. With luck, he wouldn't catch himself until he was soaked all the way through.
Poor leaves. They probably wouldn't survive the stink.
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:14 am
He hit the water's surface with a loud slap and a sound like a furious wildcat. One of the twigs was digging into the small of his back, and the leaves stuck horribly against his sides, against his shoulders, one clinging to the side of his neck. Veer was rapidly soaked, but mostly just because he was flailing so wildly. Leaves felt remarkably like leeches, or big ******** water bugs, when they were shifting slimily against your throat and ribs. It was hard to tell the difference, and it freaked him out.
The curses that spilled from his lips were creative and improbable. By the time he got himself upright, shuddering, most of the worst leaves scraped away, he was breathless and damp, his pajama pants soaked through. He turned a baleful look on Raph and caught up a handful of leaves, balling them up behind his palms.
"You prissy son of a b***h." He tossed it at Raph -- not a gentle, friendly lob, but a full-out over-hand sling that was almost certain to hit.
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:38 pm
It was probably well worth it for Jasper to have been late arriving, and to have picked that exact moment to appear: he got to see the entire thing happen. Veer probably did need the bath, and while he was careful to keep the amusement he felt off of his face, it was probably obvious. Everyone knew what Jasper thought. It was usually delivered in his growling baritone.
He was still rubbing his right shoulder, fingers pressing into it unconsciously -- perhaps testing the amount of healing he'd received at Virgo Outpost, seeing if they really had managed to pop his arm back into place. Raph probably deserved to be hit with the leaves, but any more than that was uncalled for. Uncivilized. Ridiculous. "No fighting, ladies."
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:37 pm
Raph made a sputtering sound like "--augh" and flailed at the leaves, trying to brush them off without touching them. They had, of course, hit him right in the stomach, and the water was dripping down to make a particularly awkward wet spot.
"Damnit." Raph did not deserve to be hit by leaves for making sure that Veer wasn't a biohazard. He finally pulled the handkerchief out of his pocket and used it to pick them off.
He was totally going to have to go get a stack and then hunt down that Ian character to give them over. This one was beyond ruined.
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:36 pm
"Oh, god, it feels like slimy s**t all over me...I think it's in my pants..." He shuddered, hauling himself up out of the pool as quickly as he could -- cold and wet and coated in a fine layer of decaying plant matter. God only knew how long those leaves had gone untended, how long they'd been building, what creatures might be lurking and swimming beneath the water's opaque surface.
He swallowed against his gag reflex
"Showers. Where are the showers, now man." It was tossed toward Jasper instead of Raph. Raph was now the enemy. And besides, Jasper usually had the answer.
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:12 am
Jasper jerked a thumb over his shoulder -- the bad shoulder, which made him wince involuntarily and then look somewhat relieved when the pain was almost nothing at all. "Back that way, I suppose. Virgo Outpost. They healed my shoulder, they should have some showers." He eyed the kid, and then Raph as well -- the two of them looked like idiots. It was obvious on Jasper's face what he thought, but he didn't say it. And he normally scowled anyway. "Both of you should go. Should I come supervise so you don't throw one another in fountains again?"
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