"Kira, oh Kira...."
She sat up to look. What she saw was this.... thing. This weird, baffling thing.
★★★★★"You must not get caught so easily, Kira... the penalty is death, and your life is precious...."
★★★★★".... but more importantly, please think of the storyline ...."
★★★★★The weird space-arms thing's concern almost touched Kira's heart, but she couldn't quite get over the fact that it was a weird space-arms thing, so she ended up staring blankly.
★★★★★"Who or what are you?"
★★★★★"I am the Will... the great Will of the macrocosm..."
★★★★★"... you will go back to being a sniper wannabe, and the notebook shall fall for another...."
★★★★★"....and now, with my great powers, I shall start the story over...."
And then there was a bad scene transition from the 90's!!!
The proud new owner of the sniper Death Note, Kira was reading the rules. This power... it was almost too amazing to be true. But it was also kind of inconvenient! How was he supposed to find out people's names, anyway? He spun a pen between his fingers as he thought. Well, he was sure there were some idiots that used their real name for a screen name. And the dumbest person he knew was Desdemona Winchcombe. He decided to give her name a try.
He wrote - Desdemona Winchcombe
And in a fit of randomness, he wrote the cause of death.
Death by kanji.
He wasn't sure how someone could die of kanji, but if she managed to, he would know it worked.
The next day, Kira looked at the obituaries in the newspaper.
DESDEMONA WINCHCOMBE - AGE 24
Suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while trying to read a Japanese newspaper. Apparently it caused a huge strain on her tiny little pea brain. Her last words were: "Please, no more kanji."
And then Kira made an epic face, and said, "JUST AS PLANNED!"
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#000, Desdemona Winchcombe, has been Death Note'd!
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