COOL STORY BRO

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It was 3:38pm and Claire was bored. Her spelling spell was almost worn off and she did not know what to do. She thought about watching some more tv, but tv was boring right now. She thought about eating but eugh, she wasn't hungry for once in her life. So she sat at her desk at 3:38pm and she was bored. All that was in front of her was a notepad, a pen, and some old story books. She flicked through them, but got bored about two minuted later.
An idea.
You know what I should do at 3:40pm? I should write a story. It will be a wonderful story and everyone will love it. I'll have all my friends in it and then I'll get it published and give it to my friends and it will be AMAZING! Amazing, I tell you Claire. I have paper and a pen and plenty of boredom. How should I start it? Uhm... hmm... I'LL JUST WING IT LIKE I DO EVERYTHING!
And this was her story:

In the land of halloweentown there was a lazy, boring and dependent prince named Barth Mudd. He was lazy and...etc. He had a sister named Claire and she was fun and fresh and liked to eat. People from all around would come to their kingdom to offer servitude and food for the prince and princess. (THEY WEREN'T MARRIED OKAY THEY WERE RELATED!) One day, there arrived a noble patchwork named Christof. He was a hunchback with a heart of gold! (seriously, his heart was made of gold) Barth wanted the patchwork as his own, to keep as a permanent servant. So he called upon the gods of piano keys and they bound Christof to Barth forever- for what his majesty wanted, his majesty got. Claire was outraged at his brother's cruelty and selfishness, as well as the abuse of power, and went to talk to him.
"BROTHER, WHY DO YOU DO BAD STUFF?" asked Claire
"Because I am the prince Claire I can do whatever I want, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and nap and sleep because I am lazy and I am a sloth demon bye!" replied Barth, getting into his sleeping bag which he suddenly had. Claire ran away to go and find Christof.
She found Christof in another sleeping bag outside and he was eating chips even though he had a stitched mouth.
"PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST, Christof!" whispered Claire because she had to be quiet for some reason
"Yes your majesty?" whispered Christof back because he also had to be quiet.
"You don't have to be Barth's servant any longer!" she said as she lifted him to his feet. Then they ran and ran until they reached a mountain where Claire called apon the powers of the guitar gods and they set Christof free! Then Christof ran off to become a fairy in a magical land.
Barth was very very angry. He wanted the patchwork forever! So he went to his secret school that he went to sometimes called Amity school. He yelled at his friends Amrita and Maling Malfa Merope MALODORP to join him in the epic battle that was to occur. Little did he know that Claire was also a student at Amity school and she was just as ready as he was for the epic battle.
She grabbed her phone which was really cool and amazing.
"RING RING hi Roch can you help me in my battle?" she said as she called Roch on his less cool phone
"Yep sure Claire you are the best!" he replied
"Thanks!" she replied to his reply and then she hung up to call Moure and Danny and Mandy as well who were magically staying together to play boggle that night
"RING RING hello Moure and Roch and Mandy can you help me fight the battle against the evil prince Barth Mudd?" she said casually as she read a magazine
"SURE CLAIRE YOU ARE THE BEST JUST AS ROCH SAID!" they replied.
She also called Riley but that conversation was long and awesome and I don't have room to write about it but take my word for it; it was great. Like they became best friends forever and everything . Also she didn't like Malodorp anymore because he was fighting against Claire and Riley didn't like that also she was wearing a pink dress but that's not relevant.
Then came the night of the epic fight. Claire and her army of four five or six including her was ready. But then..................................................................... Barth apologized and everyone was happy and then Claire got married to Riley and Moure and everyone else was bffs and Barth gave Christof a hug and did some stuff for him and then Claire was a princess forever and stuff.

THE END.

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Claire smiled as she read her story over and over and over to her heart's content. Someday she was going to be a famous author: that was certain. Right after she was done being a hairdresser, outlaw and supermodel, of course.
By the time Claire had finished her story it was very late in the evening and Claire decided it was time to sleep. She had a shower and brushed both sets of teeth, then she slept.