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 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:38 am
So I visited some old friends yesterday. All eight of us haven't been in the same vicinity for more than three years; guess you can say we had a reunion. As with any reunion, people ask about what has been happening recently. When it was my turn to shine, I said:
"I was a firefighter for three years. I loved it, but it turned out to be a hobby instead of a career. Then I enlisted in the military for one year. Awesome experience, but as soon as news of my homosexuality was released, I was dismissed. I REALLY want to go back, but I can't, obviously. A few achievements every now-and-then: Inter-Club Council President, Military Order of the Purple Heart Award recipient, $1000 scholarship, nothing too serious. And now I'm an Anthropology major, studying to become a Primatologist. Yes, I want to work with monkeys and apes."
Friend: "Wait. You're gay? Aren't they into fashion and hairstyling?"
Me: "Um... Is that ALL you think a gay is "supposed" to do?"
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I found it rather funny surprised
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:47 am
Silly Stereotypes neutral
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:42 am
lol sad part is though, most of the gay men i know have taken up careers in hair and theatre
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:45 am
Oh, you silly stereotypes. I'm gay and I'm an East Asian Studies major with a focus on Japanese ^^; Nothing hair or fashion about that.
...Then again I'm really talented at character design when I make up characters for stories and RPs >w<; oops.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:18 am
lol this happened to me once, my idiot manager overheard i was gay and asked me if i wanted to go dancing with her...
Really? you never expressed any interest in hanging out with me before this, but because I'm gay you think i want to me your gay friend to go clubbing with?
I dont even like dancing or clubs or any of that stuff...
I am a Geek thank you very much!! I like Children's card games on motorcycles and watching funny people with spiky hair scream at each other for 30 minutes before throwing a punch... i couldnt give a crap about fashion if i tried.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:49 am
Lol.
Another Friend: "Wow. You have some serious balls to go into the Army."
Me: "Well, I am a guy after all."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:22 pm
PrismCity lol this happened to me once, my idiot manager overheard i was gay and asked me if i wanted to go dancing with her... Really? you never expressed any interest in hanging out with me before this, but because I'm gay you think i want to me your gay friend to go clubbing with? I dont even like dancing or clubs or any of that stuff... I am a Geek thank you very much!! I like Children's card games on motorcycles and watching funny people with spiky hair scream at each other for 30 minutes before throwing a punch... i couldnt give a crap about fashion if i tried. abridged series ftw lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:13 pm
I chuckled, imagining it.
You could tell them you climbed Mount Everest, cured cancer, have a boyfriend, and were abducted by highly advanced aliens, and the response might still be, "Wait, go back to the part about the boyfriend...?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:54 pm
I want to be the first gay person in space! scream
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:37 pm
Shanna66 lol sad part is though, most of the gay men i know have taken up careers in hair and theatre Well, it's good to have men in the theatre business. I was recently in a musical, and half of the male characters were played by girls. We had two guys in the whole cast.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:40 am
Mistress Le Gasp Shanna66 lol sad part is though, most of the gay men i know have taken up careers in hair and theatre Well, it's good to have men in the theatre business. I was recently in a musical, and half of the male characters were played by girls. We had two guys in the whole cast. i should lend you some gay men then lol its hard to find a straight man in the theatre stuff here
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:21 am
Taeryyn I chuckled, imagining it. You could tell them you climbed Mount Everest, cured cancer, have a boyfriend, and were abducted by highly advanced aliens, and the response might still be, "Wait, go back to the part about the boyfriend...?" "I plan on stealing all of America's nuclear weapons to bomb my enemies." "Wait, you're gay?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:22 am
TorpidoKoi I want to be the first gay person in space! scream I thought Lance Bass was?
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:41 am
rofl oh ignorant people...a lot of people tell me "oh hey! you don't look gay at all, neither you act gay!." "you're like another bro..." (WELL NO s**t MAN)
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:54 am
but PrismCity, I hope you don't like Card games in Space, because THAT'S just silly.
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