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I went to a big barbeque with a couple of my friend's friends, which is a totally different crowd of people I usually hangout with. These two crowds are basically black and white, very opposite from one another. My crowd of friends are pretty low key. We like to have baking parties and pig out on cookies and cake while watching movies. We play video games in the night until it's 3 in the morning. Then there is the other crowd, they go clubbing and drink until they black out.

At the barbeque they gave me some "helpful" rofl tips on attracting a guy. Basically one of them stripped off some of my clothes, and told me I should show more skin and wear tighter clothing. Some of these guys at the party were shirtless, and some where wearing only booty shorts. Throughout the party I kept trying to cover up, but the same guy kept getting mad that I was covering up. It was dang freezing, not to mention it was super windy. Another tip they said was vital in attracting a mate was to learn the booty pop. They showed me how to booty pop to the point where they were basically dry humping each other... Afterwards we walked around and they started picking out guys for me...Although it was so out of my comfort zone, I felt like it was a good experience. Just to let you know these guys were all single...momentarily... so if you wanna attract the wrong kind of guy here are some helpful tips.

3 MOST important tips
1. Learn the booty pop
2. show skin
3. basically disregard all your self respect.


Well anyways I'd like to hear your own thoughts and tips about attracting someone. Have you used these three tips before? If so, tell us about it. 3nodding


booty pop... neutral

There's a level of retardation in their words of wisdom that I cannot fathom XD

oh lordy love a duck.
That is quite an entertaining read and I can only imagine what it would have been like. It seems to me that that advice they gave you would only prove useful if you were trying to snag a mate that was only interested in how you looked and that wanted some eye candy, something they could show to their friends and be like "yeah I know you wish you were me.". I personally have never tried those 3 methods but that is only because I live in a hick town and the closest potential mates live at minimun 45 minutes away so I can say I haven't even met them and they haven't met me. That behaviour however is also a kind of behaviour most commonly found amoung drunkards who think they rule the roost but one day we shall show them that the only thing gained from their little booty pop is a one night stand and a hand full of STDs that will bring the pain.