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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:35 am
Cady was on the hunt.
It wasn't nearly as impressive as it sounded - it involved entirely too much shouting, for one. Her calls of, "Smelly! SMELLY!" echoed down the halls, as she searched vainly for her small, rancid friend. She could have sworn the stray had wandered into this building - whatever it was. It was just like the puppy to run into the biggest, highest, and only fenced off building on campus. Cady hadn't even gotten to unpack yet - her bags were in a pile on the floor of her own dorm, far away from here. She had to admit it was kind of cool though, as she carelessly trod barefoot on the plush carpet. It even had chandeliers. And candles.
She grabbed one off the holder, and, blowing it out, took a bite. Mmm, real beeswax. It smelled amazing. It smelled- not at all like beeswax. Yes, there was the smell of something delicious, something definitely food wafting down the halls. Cady followed her nose. Maybe Smelly was nearby, using the perfume of edibles to mask his own scent.
Riiiight. Her stomach made it clear that in no uncertain terms it merited investigation by rumbling loudly.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:52 am
Claire's daily routine consisted of 3 things: eating, eating, and chatting. She was doing the first at the moment. And it tasted goooood. A feast. A wonderful, wonderful feast lay on her dining table and a pleased expression graced her face. Claire too smelled something. Something suspiciously like... monster. She would not let this interrupt her feast.
But oh jack it was loud. She headed to the door and opened it, peering at the monster ghoul. "You right there?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:05 am
Cady blinked, as the door from which the delicious smells had been emanating suddenly opened. She tried to peer over the ghoul's shoulder. Where was it? Where was the food?
"Yes, I'm definitely right here," Cady replied absently, still searching the room for noms. Was that a table? WAS THERE...FOOD ON THAT TABLE? She had to wipe a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth before she could add, "I don't know where here is though. Is this more dorms? Only they're awfully nice and they've got carpet and real candles which are very delicious and-"
She finally looked down on the ghoul. The ghoul with. Two mouths. How handy. She wondered if it was rude to stare - or she would have, if she had the grace to be concerned with such things.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:18 am
Claire just stared at the ghoul, looking a bit confused. This is... interesting. "These are the demon dorms... Are you sure you're okay?"
Okay this really was bizarre. This ghoul had showed up from nowhere, was unaware of where she was, and was barefoot.
THIS WAS BIZARRE.
Perhaps she needed food? Yes, she needed food "Do you need food?" she said kindly, stepping out of the doorway.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:26 am
Cady blinked, looking away from her...mouth stomach, and instead at her face. "Yes, I am okay, I just was looking for..."
Looking for... Did she just offer her food? Yes she did. What was it she was looking for? Did it really matter? She scrunched up her face in confusion, and answered in the only way she could.
"Yep, food, was looking for food, it's really nice of you to ask you know, seeing as to how you have -" wipe away drool - "so much, and I thing I'm hungry and do demons ALWAYS have food? Because Gladys says that they offer Temptations of the Fleece - Flesh - WHATEVER, but I mean food sounds really good right now and..." she rambled on, but her eyes were on the prize.
The prize in this case being the dinner table. She didn't even bother to introduce herself, and could barely resist bull rushing into the room head on.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:31 am
"Ye----"
JACK THAT WAS FAST. Did that ghoul just... Yeah. Yeah, that was Claire's food. It was almost painful for her to see that happen.
"UM... NO NOT USUALLY I JUST HAVE A LOT AND UM HERE LET ME GET YOU A PLATE! EHEHE... UM... WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MEAT YOU CAN HAVE A WHOLE LEG JUST THAT CAKE IS MINE AN-- OKAY YOU CAN HAVE THE CAKE THAT'S COOL!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:40 am
Wow, the ghouls were so NICE here. She decided to overlook Gladys' warnings about demons. Obviously they weren't bad. After all, they had cake.
She made an attempt at a proper introduction, muttering it around unidentified bits of food. 'M' 'ame's Caduh-hee, 'uts 'ours?" She opened her mouth. Wider. Wider. She happily inserted the offered leg, swallowing it whole. She wondered what it had been from.
Sheepishly, she pushed the cake aside. She'd only removed one or two handfuls. She stood over the table, food on her face, and for the first time was able to fully realize what it meant to Look Silly. "You should have some, it's really good!" she said belatedly. There was some left. Definitely. Yep.
At least she wasn't as hungry now. Maybe she could remember what she'd come here for. AH. "SMELLY!" she declared, completely and utterly at random.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:57 am
Somehow Claire managed to work out what she was saying. "I'm Claire. Um. I'm glad you're enjoying your food!" While the fact that Cah-dee or whatever her name was was eating her food bothered Claire, Claire felt too intimated to actually say anything. Afterall, Claire was the one who invited her in in the first place. Wasn't like she was doing anything wrong. Claire bit her lip as the ghoul offered her... 'Cake'. But it was cake, so Claire couldn't resist and grabbed a bite.
"S-smelly?" What an odd thing to say. Claire's food wasn't smelly, it was the greatest smelling thing ever. Poor ghoul, she had no smell-taste.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:02 am
Cady frowned a little. Just the THOUGHT of Smelly was something she was beginning to find frustrating. "Oh, uh, Smelly is, uh, well, he's like a puppy, see. And I just got him, as like, a president? Present? Anyways, I put him down for a second and he ran off, and I thought he might be in here, but then like."
She paused. Why HAD she forgotten? The answer was literally right in front of her, though. "But like, food. Say, were you born with a mouth on your stomach? Or did that patchy-looking boil put one there for you? If he did, I want one, because swallowing things can be a Choking Hazard, I only just found out." She nodded sagely.
"And choking... is bad."
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:21 am
((MY COMPUTER IS HORRIBLE > sad (( )) "Puppy! Okay. I understand." She had a puppy a long time ago but there was an... incident. An incident. A very unfortunate incident. Then the ghoul said it. Food. Claire liked food. Oh boy oh boy did she like food! "Food! Yes, I was born with it! No, Christof didn-- Yes choking---bad, yes!"
Claire was in love. Not literally, but still. This ghoul liked to talk, loved food and NBKBHDBHJB she liked her. "So what's your name again?" she said, grinning.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:57 am
Christof. "Oh, is his name Christof? I never got it on account that he has those stitches on his mouth, which really don't make sense, because," at this point her eyes widened impossibly large and she put her hand over her mouth, "WHAT IF HE COULDN'T EAT?"
The idea. Just. Absurd. Everyone ate, because food was wonderful. It was clear this ghoul - Claire- understood.
"Oh, my name is Cady. I just got here, you know. It's like, my first day. I live waaaay over there though," she waved her hand in the air in a random direction.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:16 am
Christof was his name, yes. "Could---couldn't eat? OH JACK THAT'S HORRIBLE!" Claire said, looking outraged. How could one not eat? THAT WAS CRAZY TALK. No food = NO LIFE. Not that Claire was alive, that is. Was she alive? Claire didn't know. She could breathe, right? Claire didn't understand stuff.
She smiled as Cady said her name. What a nice name. "I'll get some more food!" said Claire happily, running to the fridge. She was in the mood to eat and talk. Eat-talk... sounded like a cool name for a Friday afternoon talk show. Yep! She came back with three large mixing bowls filled with everything a growing girl could want-- CHOCOLATE. Hopefully Cady liked chocolate.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:08 am
More food?
Cady had definitely come to the right dorm. Surely Smelly would be fine on his own. She nodded solemnly. "Yeah, like I don't know for sure but if his mouth is all shut and stuff how else could he eat- RIGHT?" She chipped off a piece of bowl and put some of the brown stuff in the bowl on it before eating it. Mmmm, pottery. That stuff sure was sweet. She supposed that obviously if Christof couldn't eat, she would just have to eat enough for the both of them. In homage, or something.
"So how did you get a...food box... in your room? I need one," she declared. Yeah, this was definitely a necessary upgrade.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:00 am
"It's... painful to think about!" Said Claire, thinking about Christof, despite the fact that she had just said how painful it was... ANYWAY. Claire wondered about how he got his muscles if he ate nothing and her eyes widened. Wh-How? HOW? She sat down with Cady and ate for thought. "M-my fridge you mean? It's great, you should get one."
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:44 pm
Fridge? That's what they were called. She stowed this away for later use.
"I don't know where I'd have room for it. I do have a, uh. Computard though. Yeah. It's filled with pages. Interweb pages! Only I opened one up once and I couldn't find pages anywhere, just a lot of webby bits and plastic things and metal doo-ma-floppies. Gladys said I broke it and we had to buy a new one. I don't get it." The universe was truly filled with mysteries.
"So have you been here long? Do you think something might have ate my stray? Only he smells really bad and I wouldn't eat him, and I'd eat anything." She made this personal observation into a sort of boast.
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