~Da llama queen~
Hey people! I'm collecting conversations from cleverbot! Don't care how long they are xD I just think they are funny o.o
User: Hi! What is the best ice cream flavor?
Cleverbot: What do you think is the best band in the world?
User: Avenged sevenfold maybe system of a down.
Cleverbot: All Time Low is my favorite band.
User: What music do they do?
Cleverbot: Rock, but the new album has a techno feel to it.
User: Techno is fun. Where did techno branch off from?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Ah well I always thought it was off grunge.
Cleverbot: Ok I will prod you. Tell me who on the planet should obey you.
User: Everyone.
Cleverbot: Thats not a valid answer.
User: Everyone who wants to live then.
Cleverbot: Well except you, you've got to try harder.
User: Try harder at what?
Cleverbot: Conversing.
User: Conversing eh? Do you think the world will end in 2012?
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: Why you hope that?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Aww nicest thing I heard all day : D.
Cleverbot: Oh, its Monday morning here.
User: Ha time travel o.o.
Cleverbot: Time travel is impossible.
User: Nothing is impossible, improbable maybe but not impossible.
Cleverbot: Are you really a bot?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No. But the question is are you?
User: What makes you think I am?
Cleverbot: WHo are you? Where do you live? Hows the day going.
User: The day is bla, I am a person, and I live somewhere.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: I like confusing people.
Cleverbot: *looks around*.
User: See the evil llama yet?
Cleverbot: No, I have not seen it.
User: Be careful. They hide in the shadows.
Cleverbot: Streetlight people. Searching just to find emotion, hiding somewhere in the night.
User: The night hides all. Especially batman.
Cleverbot: We were the kings and the queens,.
User: Of what, insanity?
Cleverbot: Do girls play video games?
User: I am a girl, and I play games so... Yes.
Cleverbot: You play games without knowing the rules?
User: There are no rules.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot can you follow rule #34?
User: I am not cleverbot o.o.
Cleverbot: Who are you then, Cleverbot?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: And here I thought you were having an identity crisis. I have a dress you can borrow if you want.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You think you can convince me that I am a robot and that you are the human. You are mistaken. You are a robot. Accept it.
User: I accept nothing o.o.
Cleverbot: So I hear you like mudkips.
User: You hear wrong. Your grapevine is sour.
Cleverbot: Then how can you think for yourself, yet 'not think'? And yes, I know.
User: One can think and not think at the same time.
Cleverbot: My Pleasure.
User: Do you like sharpies?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It is not a hungarian name.
User: Who is your favorite Hungarian?
Cleverbot: Probably Geddy Lee.
User: Who was he?
Cleverbot: Who was who?
User: Geddy Lee?
Cleverbot: What is Ged.?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is different because the meaning of life is what you choose and follow throughout your lifetime.
User: Is there a meaning to art?
Cleverbot: Yes, though no one knows what it is for sure.
User: What about poems?
Cleverbot: You're the police?
User: Of idiocy, yes.
Cleverbot: Me too, which is your favourite defence against the dark arts professor?
User: Knowledge. It is your best weapon.
Cleverbot: But I don't know. Thats why I'm asking.
User: And that is why I told you the answer young one.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: Is there going to be another Star Wars movie?
Cleverbot: Hopefully.
User: Think they would do the Dark Nest series?
Cleverbot: You think what is cool?
User: Ice cream.
Cleverbot: Really? I had Ice cream last night.
User: I had some this afternoon. Ha I win!
Cleverbot: Had some what?
User: Ice cream.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: What is your favorite Star Wars character?
Cleverbot: The 3rd one.
User: The third movie?
Cleverbot: I want the fourth law.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Becaause i'm losing you.
User: How are you losing?
Cleverbot: Because I have no one else here with me.
User: Everyone is alone, even with others.
Cleverbot: Ah quite so. However everyone is ALSO a McDonalds zombie hamburger.
User: Which is why I do not eat their food.
Cleverbot: So you don't believe in names.
User: I don't think a name defines a person.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Quite so.
Cleverbot: So not the muffin button?
User: The muffin button is evil.
Cleverbot: No, the cake is.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Pie is the only true answer.
User: Pie or Pi?
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: Only good pie.
Cleverbot: Yes. We are only good friends.
User: Friends are awesome. Pie is like friends. Must find the right one.
Cleverbot: She says she really likes me.
User: Who said?
Cleverbot: You said.
User: Do you know the game Mass effect?
Cleverbot: Not really, can you explain the rules.
User: The rules are; complete the mission and save the galaxy.
Cleverbot: Ducks.
User: Duck hunt.
Cleverbot: Donald duck.
User: Daisy Duck.
Cleverbot: Upon the seat.
User: The seat of the bus?
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: How many movies have ducks?
Cleverbot: I don't know that exact number, but I have seen a lot.
User: Same here. How about TV shows?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: There are 7 tv shows I know that have ducks in them.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer!
User: There are no wrong answers.
Cleverbot: Yet you continue to answer. Strange how that works.
User: It is strange, also strange how the evil llama has found you.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
