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Primity Aurora Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 6:19 pm
a thread for all Starcraft related jokes. here are some of my bad jokes. punchlines in psuedo-spoiler tags indicated by white text on white background.
1. a Marine walks into a bar and asks the bartender "where's the counter?"
2. what do you get when you cross a comparison with a Zerg air unit? a Mutaphor!
post your bad jokes here. neutral
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:34 am
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:27 am
Female Colossus #1: So how'd that date go for you last night?
Female Colossus #2: Oh, not so good. He couldn't deliver the goods in bed.
Female Colossus #1: Why's that?
Female Colossus #2: He didn't have "Extended" thermal lances.
And there's my joke :C
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:51 pm
Sunrise Valentine Female Colossus #1: So how'd that date go for you last night? Female Colossus #2: Oh, not so good. He couldn't deliver the goods in bed. Female Colossus #1: Why's that? Female Colossus #2: He didn't have "Extended" thermal lances.And there's my joke :C Haha nice
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:12 pm
Not really a joke, but still funny (It's a bustedtees shirt). 
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:38 pm
what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM!
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Primity Aurora Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:25 am
Bi Dent what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM! ? I must have missed something
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 2:46 am
Onos Bi Dent what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM! ? I must have missed something I bad manner -_- come on you should get that.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:47 am
Jubeiz Onos Bi Dent what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM! ? I must have missed something I bad manner -_- come on you should get that. I've... never heard that acronym... O.o
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:48 am
Onos Jubeiz Onos Bi Dent what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM! ? I must have missed something I bad manner -_- come on you should get that. I've... never heard that acronym... O.o I guess you don't know idra the player that well than . Just think of it more as I bm.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 4:56 am
Onos Bi Dent what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM! ? I must have missed something
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 12:45 pm
ecstasy frost Onos Bi Dent what kind of computer does IdrA use? IBM! ? I must have missed something Well I knew that, but... Nevermind.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:06 am
Raynor and tychus are licening to sweet home alabama on the juke box
Tychus : Jimmy whats a Alabama ?
Raynor : I have no idea
thats the joke haha sorry
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:58 am
space cow boy Cazz Raynor and tychus are licening to sweet home alabama on the juke box Tychus : Jimmy whats a Alabama ? Raynor : I have no idea thats the joke haha sorry Maybe it's because of all the people around me who are from Alabama, but this is my favorite one in the thread so far, haha.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:42 am
Why did the colossus fall over?
Because it was imbalanced.
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