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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:29 pm
What happens when Alfred F. Jones get's sucked into a portal to an Alternate Universe where pirates still pillages villages, and where sea monsters and other scary s**t of the deep really do exist?
Well whatever does, it can't be good...especially with an Arthur Kirkland on the prowl.
A notorious pirate known for getting what he wants, when he wants.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:42 pm
Alfred walked up on Arthur from behind and hugged him so tight he picked him up, "IGGY! What is today? Just guess. GUESSS!" He said happily shaking him like he was a rag doll. "Please tell me you know! please?"
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unfoundedLegecity Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:49 pm
The shorter blonde man groaned to himself, tensing slightly at the contact. Truly Alfred was an annoying t**t. And did he have to be so loud? Really, he was right next to him, there was no need for that kind of volume.
"Unless it is the day you decide to act like a full grown adult, I am not interested in the slightest. Now drop me this instant! I outrank you, and this is not how you should treat me!" he growled, struggling a little in the grasp.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:01 am
Alfred's face fell and he set the other blond down carefully on the floor. He didn't expect him to remember...but America always made such a big deal about it...and he thought that since he and iggy were so close...
"Even Russia remembered." America muttered absentmindedly turning around a locket that now hung around his neck. Russia had it for a very long time,since WWII. It had belonged to a solider of his that had been helped by an american. He gave it to the american but not long after the american died. So Russia had waited throughout the cold war to give it to him....
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:06 am
Honestly, he said that every year, you'd think that Alfred would catch on that his 'forgeting' was just to bring him down a few pegs. But the git would never learn, now would he? Arthur tugged on the brim of his hat, pulling it off to reveal a small box tied together with a thin red ribbon. He handed it to the blonde, looking away with a disgruntled expression. He better like this, it had cost quite a pretty shilling and had taken forever to find.
"Happy Birthday Alfred." he grumbled.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:18 am
Alfred grinned and thanked iggy before pulling off the red ribbon, "Thank you so much Iggy! I swear I felt so bad for like 3 seconds i like swea-- Thanks Iggy! Edible presents are the best~" He said staring down at the several chocolate balls filled with various things...like raspberry.
He tied back up the present and hugged Iggy. "They are always so much better when they are from you. The presents that is. Thanks so much Dude."
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:22 am
"You're always eating, so it made sense." He pulled the hat back on, eyes still straying away from the blonde in front of him. Alfred was too touchy, it was odd and unwelcome most of the time....But whatever made the t**t smile would be tolerated to the best of his abilities. He was, after all, a gentleman.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:27 am
"Iggy...why don't you look at me when i hug you anymore. When i was a kid you used to love holding me. You never let go..." He said with a grin on his face, hiding all sadness. He really liked Iggy....like...LIKED iggy. He didn't give a crap what half his people thought about a relashionship like that. His feelings weighed more on this particular subject.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:32 am
The man flushed at the question, embarrassed and caught off guard to say the least. W-What kind of question was that anyway?? He cleared his throat and rested his hands on his hips, mustering the best straight face possible.
"You're fully grown now, such shows of affection are odd in public," his green eyes flashed to Alfred and then over to something, anything else, "Besides, you're always rebelling against me, either stay reliant or don't!"
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:44 am
Alfred's face fell. He frowned slightly. "But...But iggy...when a person loved another person it shouldn't matter what others think." The smile came back, having gained his confidence back a little. "I like you so much iggy. I know you didn't like gays before...but now that everyone is a little bit more accepting maybe you would like to be with me? I will even bottom if it makes ya feel better."
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:50 am
Arthur's eyes widened critically, mouth hanging open. What...What had Alfred just said? Had he just...? A small sound escaped England's mouth, one resembling disbelief and surprise combined. He stepped back, flustered and getting a little prickly as his natural defense.
"I'm a guardian! I'm YOUR guardian! That kind of relationship is out of the question!" he snapped.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:59 am
And for the first time in a very long time...he felt hurt...and had nothing to say. Iggy didn't like him back? Because he was male? He felt his bottom lip tremble. Oh s**t not here. Not now. Hero's didn't cry. They only did in the comics when it was all pouring and s**t and when thy thought no one can see them. Alfred's eyes stung miserably and he pretended like something got stuck in them, "O-oh dang!" He said, his voice cracking. "So much d-dust in this building. I h-hafta go get this dust out! Bai bai iggy!" He said quickly and turned around and took off down the corridor as fast as his long legs could carry him. His heart ached. Why would iggy be that mean? He could have said it nicer...
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:10 am
Oh great, he knew that excuse. The brit rubbed the back of his head, letting out an exasperated sigh. Damnit, Alfred was sad...crying even....And of all days, on his birthday. He felt responsible for part of it, but it was really a situation he couldn't condone. Bloody hell, he'd raised the boy! And then he comes up and confesses like that?? How else was he supposed to react? 'Oh, I don't mind participating in lewd acts with someone I consider family, not at all.' It was almost disheartening, though, to think he'd brought tears upon his dear Alfred...Green eyes softened for a moment. Such a proud boy, and he'd been brought to tears. He must feel strongly.
"Damnit America, of all people, you chose me."
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:51 am
America stared put the window misserably. It was raining like hell outside. He had gone back to Washington to sulk. No not Washington DC where it was really nice and warm at the moment. He was in Washington state.
He sat there with his head hung low and his shoulders stiff. He really though iggy was going to say, 'finally you bloody wanker. It's about time you finally asked. How long were you intending to keep me waiting?'
He picked at his chocolate gift from the person he loved most in the world. No matter how many people he had slept with all these years...iggy had always in his mind. He closed his eyes and imagined how nice that accent would have sounded, had his former gaurdian said yes. He placed the chocolate on his tongue. He bit down hard on it and a delicious sweet substance came out of it. He popped another one in his mouth...and another. Not a few minutes later they were gone, and that hole in his chest was still there.
He got up from his chair and left his bedroom to go scour the kitchen for something to eat. He saw that he had half a cheesecake left...some pasta Italy had made when he came over the day before...and a slab of uncooked steak.
He pulled the cake, pasta, and steak out. He didn't even want McDonald's thats how depressed he was. He started thawing out the cheesecake for it was really hard and he had a bad experience with hard cheesecake before. It had been all bad. Then put the pasta in the microwave, and put a pan on the stove so he could cook his steak. He would have outside but it was pouring.
He looked down at the cheesecake and started picking at it while his food was cooking. His eyes felt raw and his mouth felt very dry. It was a sick feeling he wasn't used to. He had spent most of his birthday afternoon sobbing under his covers and watching old noir movies. And now it was night...no fireworks in this state because of the rain.
Which is why he chose to be here. Because it was still raining even though it was summer. He didn't have the heart to even listen to the explosions. He didn't have the capacity to care about that giant victory...
All he wanted was iggy.
[[Okay. You be Tony. I have a plan and I k ow where I'm goin' XD btw I described me on a sad day....I pick at sweets and I eat random food together cause it's there. Amazing how I'm not fat...though I don't have many days like that.]]
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:19 pm
England walked into his house, scowling at how soaked he was. The weather had turned rather rapidly on him, and how he had forgotten his umbrella when he lived in the U.K was simply unknown to him. Perhaps he had been more flustered about Alfred's birthday than he initially thought. The blonde tugged off his jacket and hung it on the awaiting coat rack before trudging up the stairs and into his room. <********, how else was I supposed to act? It's indecent to say the least, he's like a child to me...." The man sighed, running his fingers through dripping hair and walked into the bathroom, turning on the shower and stripping. A chill ran down his spine from the sheer cold of his home. It was always chilly in here. but nothing a cup of tea and some scones couldn't fix....Maybe he would call Alfred tomorrow and apologize, invite him over or something. He would buy him some of that atrocious fast food, maybe some ice cream and they could watch some of his exaggerated movies.
Tony walked into the room, texting an estranged friend and not really paying attention. But he looked up to tell Alfred to feed him when he saw the man stuffing himself.
"You're gonna get fat," he stated flatly, "Save some for me."
[I'm going to a choir concert, that's why it's short. Sorry D:]
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