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you think umbrellas make you look dumb
  but you look stupid walking around sopping wet in the rain
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captain buttcheeks

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:36 pm


honestly.
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:12 pm


no i look sexy sopping wet in the rain.
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The Mysterious Priest

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:16 pm


I have an awesome wide-brimmed hat for this reason. Umbrellas serve no purpose unless they conceal a sword, then they are purely for epic male duels of honor.
PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 8:50 am


Or if your umbrella secretly also serves as your wand.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 11:21 am


I'm a girl who doesn't like or use umbrellas because I like the rain...
PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 11:46 am


I love umbrellas...SO MUCH. I would take any opportunity to use one. Clear umbrellas are awesome.
The only problem is that if its a rain+wind combo, the umbrella might get ruined or just be a nuisance to have.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:47 pm


BECAUSE WE FORGOT THEM ON THE BUS, OK.*

*fact: I have lost 3 umbrellas on the bus in the past year.
PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 7:55 pm


I'm all for umbrellas, honestly. Portland has kind of trained me differently though, in that no one carries an umbrella here unless it's really pouring. Basically, rain comes and goes too quickly and too lightly to even worry about it, let alone do anything more than wear a raincoat at all times.

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:20 pm


Klempky
I'm all for umbrellas, honestly. Portland Seattle has kind of trained me differently though, in that no one carries an umbrella here unless it's really pouring. Basically, rain comes and goes too quickly and too lightly to even worry about it, let alone do anything more than wear a raincoat at all times.


And also I assume people who use an umbrella when it's like...drizzling are super vain/gay. neutral
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:25 pm


Klempky
I'm all for umbrellas, honestly. Portland has kind of trained me differently though, in that no one carries an umbrella here unless it's really pouring. Basically, rain comes and goes too quickly and too lightly to even worry about it, let alone do anything more than wear a raincoat at all times.

Aw man you live in Portland? HOW IS IT! This is so out of thread context but it looks awesome and I've always wanted to visit/fornicate/live all over that place! Either of the three is fine, though, really.

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rip beefheart

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:25 pm


Also I've asked men (strange men, obvs) if they wanted to share an umbrella when it's pouring rain and they all say "Nah... I'm a guy."

whatever that means.
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:52 am


I don't actually own an umbrella.
Also if I am going out and someone says it might/is going to rain I'm like:
"Alright, well...We'll see if it rains then?"

Felin Greenleaf


Klempky

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:08 pm


rip beefheart
Klempky
I'm all for umbrellas, honestly. Portland has kind of trained me differently though, in that no one carries an umbrella here unless it's really pouring. Basically, rain comes and goes too quickly and too lightly to even worry about it, let alone do anything more than wear a raincoat at all times.

Aw man you live in Portland? HOW IS IT! This is so out of thread context but it looks awesome and I've always wanted to visit/fornicate/live all over that place! Either of the three is fine, though, really.

It's beautiful and nothing hurts. Come up here so you can bro it out with me/Cait.
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:21 pm


I've always liked the rain, I love the way it feels. (Well, unless it is back home, and there is hail and a tornado that follows along with it.)

Even here in Japan, I am almost assured of taking my bike and being out for quite a long time if there is some rain in the forecast.

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CIonarblume

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:25 am


I have a pink umbrella?
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